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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 7h

So drugs and alcohol. Got it.

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 8h

😂😂😂 youre not wrong

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 9h

Hungry but not hungry…I just want happiness in my mouth.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 16h

There’s nothing quite as inspiring as the confidence of a 2nd grader doing magic tricks at the school talent show

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19h

basically it boils down to pay attention to me but not like that

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

silence reverberating in a mind devoid of thoughts

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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

have you tried being fiercely protective about it?

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 20h

I’m sorry, I can’t hang out right now, I have to go poke things with a stick.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 22h

It's a beautiful day to throw your phone in the ocean.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 23h

The norms we miss aren’t gone, they’re waiting for us at the ballot box.

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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Simply caring about victims can change everything.

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

What’s this aversion with the repost button?

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

a bat signal but for donuts

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Whenever I drive past the psychic's empty parking lot, I think, if I was psychic I would only be open on the days I knew people were coming.

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Spooky Goosey @augustagoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Am I Bsky-ing wrong? No Julies have followed me.

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

we shouldn’t be censoring genitals we should be censoring knees my god, those things are abominations

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

When you die they tell you who let the dogs out

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’m weird in that I need a clean space before I can make a mess.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Got my stitches out and have titanium in my foot so when this boot comes off in four weeks I’m kicking all your asses in kickball

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

People be like oh just be honest but no one really wants the truth

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Don’t make me clutch my pearls, motherfucker.

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

me: Hey, I can’t sleep. Do you think it’s because of stress? hand puppet: *rolls over on my pillow to look at me* you have had a lot on your plate recently.

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

What’s the app where no one’s mad at me?

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

*hiring someone to murder me* I’ll pay for this if it’s the last thing I do

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Bought a desk. Don’t like it. Now I need I need to build one. Fml.

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I always get a thing of cookies when I bring fast food to my mom & someone who works there told me people don’t usually order a lot of cookies so the workers call me “the cookie lady.”

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My older girlfriend had me in stitches yesterday. She said she was brushin her teeth & kept hearing a strange sound. She was lookin everywhere only to realize it was the flab of her arm hittin her tit. I remembered this brushin my teeth & started to choke. I fuckin LOVE ppl

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

stop sucking all the whimsy outta the air, bro

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SaltyGirl @saltssaltgirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Raisinets are just like regular raisins, except they kick really high & sell out shows at Radio City Music Hall.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

[first date] Him: So what do you do? Her: I’m a ghost writer. Him: Cool. So what do you think of this? *𝘨𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳*

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Someone is chewing with their mouth open near me. This is it this is how my life ends.

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Jill again @alizerin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Put your ear to the ground and hear the approaching hoofbeats of midterm elections.

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

thinking I can be funny sometimes is self care

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It’s a given that these are fraught and perilous times. That’s exactly why we shitpost – it feels like a petty treason against authoritarians. DOYYYY

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'd use the subjunctive if I were you.

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I’m sorry could you repeat that? Phil Collins was doing his drum solo

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

the first rule of mime club is ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The Airbnb has a resident poltergeist but it didn't follow me home, so I'm only giving them 3 stars.

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The sad part is I’m a nomad that’s been stuck in the same place for way too long.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

that’s a nice cleft chin you have there, buttface

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Microdosing a shower by standing out in the rain.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It was the fast of times, it was the furious of times

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Friend: I’m good Me: you don’t have to be

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Trigger warning SA the "promising young men" who never faced consequences, justice or charges are now in charge of the world. Judges, deans, officers, politicians are to blame but so is everyone who turned a blind eye, who didnt believe victims, who blamed victims.

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⚷ @birdheartedgirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

the kind of hug that swallows you whole mind, body, and soul

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