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@tinytinycat.bsky.social
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My body knows when it draws near to my home toilet
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tiny tiny cat @tinytinycat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I saw a mushroom growing through the concrete today which is crazy because same
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tiny tiny cat @tinytinycat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Dogpile
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i used to twist and shout now i shuffle and yawn
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tiny tiny cat @tinytinycat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
[unfollowing you because you posted a selfie and I don't follow ugly people]
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
[being stabbed to death] you can do it, put your back into it
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
wednesdays are quiet on here bc people are too busy standing at the island in their kitchens staring off into space wondering where it all went wrong
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tiny tiny cat @tinytinycat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
the human experience is just sending each other little images of frogs to remind ourselves we’re not alone
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
it’s called car repair because autocorrect was taken
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‎ @pogue.omg.lol · 02/09/2026
explain this, atheists
People with beards are just people without beards, with beards (pictured: guy pointing at an overhead screen like he's giving a presentation or teaching a class)
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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
could we skip the small talk and go right to ignoring each other
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Signs that indicate she might be annoyed with you: • eye-rolling • the silent treatment • scorched earth
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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The fuck you mean I can’t abandon society and become a witch in the woods?
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 01/08/2024
If you're looking for the clown, he's two storm drains over
little raccoon in a US storm drain peering through the gap looking innocent as only chaotic little raccoons do
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My 5 year plan is to get more weird
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
microdosing sleep by blinking a lot
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Artist: Maybe St. Aftercigs
An illustration of a stylized, fluffy black cat sitting on a wooden railing with an orange fence against a dark green background. The cat has yellow eyes, a pink nose, and holds a lit, smoking cigarette in its mouth. Overlaying the cat's body is white text that reads: "i won't judge you for using unhealthy coping skills to stay alive. i get it."
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When I grow up, I want to be an alien autopsy.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
rearranged your refrigerator magnets please respond
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tiny tiny cat @tinytinycat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
all I’m saying is if I were an ancient deity I too would turn random people into trees for minor inconveniences
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/09/2024
the three genders
three squeeze bottles of sauce labeled 
special, Halloween & Mild
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 10/03/2026
why did we even domesticate peeves
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Grim Reaper has the aim of a stormtrooper.
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
accidentally said 'yakuza' instead of 'jacuzzi', now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia fuck it, post
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
That paw patrol town seems exceptionally dangerous.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
logging on to the earnest high-info neurotics website every day during the everything going wrong decade: 'you know, the vibes here could be better'
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Narcissists come closest to polyamory when they’re standing in front of a 3-way mirror.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Re-entering the human race like, “Fuck.”
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 01/09/2026
friend: you seem kind of impressionable me: I can’t do impressions friend: no you’re easy to influence me: okay fine I can do impressions are you happy
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fun fact: the inventor of the elevator call button is the same guy who did the crosswalk button
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tiny tiny cat @tinytinycat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
why do you think I need some kind of closure? I’m not a door. just leave...
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Commentator who hasn’t heard of the Harlem Globetrotters: “it’s been a very unusual game, and I’m afraid the refs have missed several key calls.”
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
a "liminal space" is any place where there's no one there and the carpet looks kind of weird
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.
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tiny tiny cat @tinytinycat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
- I'm sleep depraved - you meant sleep deprived, right? - no.
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tiny tiny cat @tinytinycat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the concept of asking "you good?" knowing full well that neither of us are
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
THERAPIST: you need to give yourself some grace. is that how you would talk to a friend? ME: if she was a dumb bitch like me yeah
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ceej @ceej.online · 11/08/2026
I love having a gen-z doctor. today she told me my blood pressure was “extra spicy”
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tiny tiny cat @tinytinycat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
every couple has one person who's like "let’s just wing it" and one who’s googling "what happens if you wing it and die"
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tiny tiny cat @tinytinycat.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
finding out that discord is the social media some of you use the most kinda explains a lot [derogatory]
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
they should invent an app that doesn’t make me curse humanity
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
probably because they were screaming
a woman found 200 speakers screaming on mount shasta, and nobody knows why
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
WIFE: [Watching Breaking Bad] So Walter dyes the meth blue so people know it's his? ME: Yeah Sharon, he's a drug...tealer HER: Get out.
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 02/07/2026
*changing into my third costume to get more pizza out of the break room*
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
They should invent a phone I never want to look at
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Designer: hey I’m done designing your pews Priest *sitting*: have you sat on this Designer: no Priest: this is terrible Designer: oh damn Priest: I think my spine is bruising Designer: oh shit I’ll fix it Priest: no we’ll take 10000
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Krang, a tmnt villain, is a disembodied, brain-like pink alien dependent on a large humanoid exosuit shaped like a big muscly goon. The goon only wears red underpants, metal suspenders that go up to some metal shoulder pads, and some futuristic sunglasses. He lives for drama. At the bottom is a speech bubble implying he is saying the attached skeet
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