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Kevin Snyder

@guns.bsky.social
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Chairman of the Poster-Farmer Party

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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 7h
If only there was a way to put my home equity to work…
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 11h
Gwuhhh??
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 16h
It's good to have a job where you operate and maintain a massive, expensive machine that will obliterate itself, and you, if you make a mistake. Learning to sidestep things like manual stops and other safety features is a transferrable skill, and completely necessary to get home on time
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Another victim of nominative determinism
Raspberries Reaching cocktail fear master sommelier Emily Wines
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He escape again
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Waiting for some cable at the electrical supply place and these fellas sure are chatty with each other
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Job interview; diarrhea in my shoes. Eat your heart out Hemingway!
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
17 frightening bulbs to plant this September
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dr Oz's Arterial Flush Ritual
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The show can go on
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no posting at night? mental health delight. posting til morning? mutuals take warning
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pluribus is great because the intro is only 10 seconds long
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My hands smell like metal
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*shortens ur pipe*
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m so glad I never have to do a job interview again unless my life really goes to shit and in that case I’ll just become a bank robber
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A poop most foule
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@skeeterpond.bsky.social if I recall you recently built or were in the process of building a garden pond? Do you know anything about pond plants? @loveandbarley.bsky.social is also working on one and was wondering
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Entering a state of deep meditation to make my blood pressure normal for 10 whole seconds
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
starting an emergency water damage restoration company where i just put all the wet stuff in a freezer and tell the client we have to wait until the technology develops to repair water damage
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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JLP @jlp.systems · 21/01/2026
I heard an emo/pop punk song at the gym that I swear sounded like this
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They’re making 8% alcohol lambics now
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Parked next to a Tesla and when I came out of the store a different Tesla was in the same spot. Cursed city.
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They’re calling him $3.74 under budget at Total Wine Man
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Went to the garden center I used to work for and they had a shitload of cool bulbs
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Traveled to the city to pick up a replacement forklift alternator and now I am enjoying a Caniac combo and a watching the rain
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m the guy who’s always spitting his Zyn out into the urinal everywhere I go
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Swine Learning Facility
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Enhance
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
"One for The City, two for The Hive, three for The Jelly that keeps us alive, four for The Mayor, five for The Queen, Six for The Hand that remains unseen, Seven for The Cell, 8 for The Wall, and nine for The Gate that guards us all." -Bee Rhyme
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Did they ever find that person in Omaha that was gestating mutant hypercovid
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David Kaye @davidakaye.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
to be clear, the admin is alleged to have deported AT LEAST 25,447 individuals TO COUNTRIES THAT ARE NOT THEIR OWN with, evidently, ZERO PROTECTIONS. this is a scandal and crime of historic proportions.
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The Deportation Project Map
Between 2025 and August 2026, the Trump administration deported over 25,000 people to countries other than their country of origin. Very few of these removals were publicly announced by the US. The De...
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am a soybean farmer and lifelong democratic voter and if you are a Duckworth staffer who can get me on a video call with her for 15 seconds I will personally pay you or your chosen charity 2000 United States Dollars. Completely serious.
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
AI generated interpretation of my current activity
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Misplaced my tea, might as well just fucking die
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every time I drive past the Ford Ranger crash site I chuckle to myself. Still have the badge sitting by my front door
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now there’s a fine contraption
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
RIP fallen soldier you died immediately in battle
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There’s a jumping spider that lives on the inside of the door to my mailbox and I’m trying really hard to not accidentally kill her
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ɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
expository graffito in grimdark shooter game that says Keep Demon City Evil
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Arbyist
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machine gun corey @nuclearbbq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hawk tuah 1 was crazy
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
a wizened, irregularly shaped, small dark tuber.
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lol
vanengelen.com
Fritillaria persica Twin Towers Tribute
Named in memory of the Twin Towers, this F. persica sport reliably yields two flowering racemes per bulb. Each raceme begins with mauve-green buds that open into densely compacted, mahagony-plum flore...
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
what if I ordered 800 muscari bulbs from Costco, both a punishment and a reward for my future self
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