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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 2h

masturbating when you're angry: ragebate™

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 3h

pretty iconic photo of me (on the left (ON THE LEFT)) from Venus Adult Trade Show Berlin a couple o' years back.

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 22h

OUR WEBINAR WAS SO SUCCESSFUL WE'RE DOING ANOTHER ONE IN CASE YOU MISSED IT oh right ok you mean no one showed up

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

young people reducing their iq by using ai vs young me reducing my iq with alcohol 🤷

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

feel so dumb introducing new people to my pets. this is my dog Oblong Chompsky and this is my cat, A Cat

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

pet store workers: can you tell when someone is buying a dog collar that's not for a dog? please share this, i think a lot of us need to know

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"stop worrying it's all in your head" ok thanks do you know HOW MUCH WORSE THAT IS

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

no mum im not jerking off, im dicksmaxxing

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

so jealous of people who can be calm and stoic, my face has subtitles

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

seriously as long as you don't need to buy food or drink water or use the internet or have a house or live in peace then things really aren't that bad

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

when she has a praise kink but she's also a disaster. like, matching shoes today huh, well done babygirl i guess

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Oh my life you guys, I am SO happy to be working in the adult industry full-time again. I've had my toe in mainstream marketing waters for about 6 months and let me tell ya, selling orgasms is just way more fun. So so so happy to be back where I belong.

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Sean Bean's name gives me misophonia, it should be Seen Been or Shawn Borne

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The bit that ruined my suspension of disbelief in LOTR was when the hobbits are in the pub & Samwise says "slow down Pippin you've had a whole half already" & Merry comes back with a pint & Pippin's like "it comes in pints!?" yeah what did you think you were drinking a HALF of you fuckin balloon

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

good things to say after sex: 1. thank you 2. i enjoyed the sex 3. do you think the dyatlov pass incident was a yeti 4. what was it then 5. what was it

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

AI can never replace me at work, I don't see Claude crywanking in the office toilet on a monday morning. irreplaceable

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

the older I get, the more everyone can suck a bollock

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I really need to unsubscribe from Virgin's emails because if someone sees this shit on my lock screen...

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

oh you're a cloud developer? develop a cloud dipshit

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

remembering that time i made johnny sins fuck a volleyball for a castaway parody

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

wtf is going on at Casio, they are KILLING it at the moment

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

sorry i said i was the prince of saudi a-labia while we were fucking

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

the best computer prank to play on a windows user is this - when they're away from their desk: -minimise all their windows -screenshot their desktop -set screenshot as their wallpaper -hide all their icons and start bar -chaos ensues

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

sorry i yelled IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY WAR when we were having sex

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

accidentally said 'yakuza' instead of 'jacuzzi', now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia fuck it, post

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I'm scared of both wolves AND Virginia so i guess im doublefucked

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

oh my god that lily allen album is so good isn't it? it made me buy a gift for my girlfriend and apologise, i haven't done anything wrong but that album just made me want to apologise for something

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

a dominant hand implies a submissive hand

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

everyone is so much hotter when you're horny

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

actually officer this is my emotional support cocaine

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Nothing makes me feel dumber than when a non-native English speaker asks me a question about English grammar. "why is the past tense of 'strike' 'struck' and also 'stricken'?" "ummm... struck is when an old man hits you with a cricket bat, but stricken is when a druid puts a curse on you"

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I never feel dumber than when a non-native English speaker asks me for a clarification on a grammatical case. "Why is the past tense of strike sometimes struck and sometimes stricken?" "because shut up that's why"

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

if your copy includes the word "boasts" you are a bad copywriter

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

can someone do a good joke about 'the eclipse' and 'thick lips' because I spent 20 minutes already and I have to go to work

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

mornings are a marketing ploy and if you brag about getting up early you are a shill for Big Awake

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

when vegans fuck they ask to be artichoked

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

imagine the amount of bad shit that hasn't happened because a guy jerked off instead

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

thinking about the time I worked for a sex toy company and a dumb man emailed us (and CCed a fake law firm) saying he was suing us because his wife left him after she bought one of our toys and my boss replied asking for permission to quote him in our advertising

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

tbh i'd be ok if the internet was slightly less secure than the binfire we've made it. I'll take the risk of having my identity stolen if it saves me 17 different logins just to send a photo of my balls to someone

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

i don't even like aqua teen hunger force but every couple of months that mastodon cameo from the start of the ATHF movie gets stuck in my head and won't quit until i yell IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAAAND YOU SHOULD NOT BE HEEEERRREEE youtu.be/loqYlYqtsmY?...

youtu.be

[WTF Intro] Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon (Movie Film For Theaters)

YouTube video by darkskyx

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

hey how was your career as a "prompt engineer" you absolute gooseberry

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

you know you're getting old when you're watching a gangbang video and you're thinking like hey where did all these people park

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

"sure wish there were more hours in the day" why? so you can continue pretending to be busy at 25 o'clock?

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