𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 2hThere’s a huge difference between knowing the line and snorting it. Tony Montana, probably 141
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 2hThis made me think of the movie Teeth. The flower from down under that kills you 💀 000
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 2h🎶American Airlines caught me red-handed, Diddlin’ my Skittle. Picture this, I had my legs up pressed against the window. How could I forget that I had everybody sittin’ near me? Flight attendant walked right past me...but I told her it wasn't me.🎶 120
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 9hYour bio says you're Spaghetti Queen so I think we should all follow your lead 010
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 9hSee, genius! And they said the gravy boat was only useful during Thanksgiving and Christmas. Amateurs 😜 110
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 9hCould you imagine someone finding a diary full of things we would've posted about? 😄 110
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 10hstatic.klipy.comSassy Gossip GirlAlt: Sassy Gossip Girl 120
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 10hstatic.klipy.comChris Farley: Fair That Is FairAlt: Chris Farley: Fair That Is Fair 010
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 10hHe is my favoritestatic.klipy.comSpider-Man BathAlt: Spider-Man Bath 000
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 10hI hope your witchy friends put a hex on him and regardless if he believes it or not it still gets in his subconscious and he has a shitty existence. 010
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 23hYou know... There's probably some way to turn it into a pizza 😆 dry noods add cheese and pepperoni 🤌 020
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 23hCheck your blood sugar, I know you didn't just say you liked Cinci Chili! Lol. Jk. I am fine as long as the spaghetti leftovers aren't all dried out that's when I have an issue. Like maybe make enough sauce for the pasta and enough to also store separately just in case. 110
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 23hstatic.klipy.comTed Lasso says YES! (TheGoon BigOldGoon)Alt: Ted Lasso says YES! (TheGoon BigOldGoon) 010
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 23hSo you think it through like @alldolledup44.bsky.social ❤️ 020
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 23hEven if it's so dry the noodles seem dried out too?? 120
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 23hOk that's actually genius and I think I prefer your method. I am all for mixing it but some people when they have leftovers it's all dried out and I'm secretly wishing they had extra sauce stashed somewhere lol 130
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 23hBut if I give all of my clothes away I'll be naked! 000
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 23hOkay, I need backup because apparently some people don’t know how pasta works. Do you mix the pasta & sauce together before serving it, or do you keep them separate & let everyone add their own sauce? Also, Cincinnati people don't reply to this... You top spaghetti with chili & dishonor us all 19223
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comRob ZombieAlt: Rob Zombie 010
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You flipping through your phone gallery "Does she have any Spider-Man shirts?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 110
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I think when I die I'm going to have all of my epic t-shirts randomly sent to everyone who likes my posts just because 250
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Read this in his voice 💀static.klipy.comAllstate Mayhem: Emotionally Compromised TeenAlt: Allstate Mayhem: Emotionally Compromised Teen 020
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