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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 2h
Homemade sauce is the best 🤤
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 2h
There’s a huge difference between knowing the line and snorting it. Tony Montana, probably
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 19h
"There's a huge difference between knowing the path, and walking it."
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ghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 7h
there’s a huge difference between knowing the line and walking it
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 5h
there's a huge difference between knowing the plank and walking it
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 2h
This made me think of the movie Teeth. The flower from down under that kills you 💀
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 2h
🎶American Airlines caught me red-handed, Diddlin’ my Skittle. Picture this, I had my legs up pressed against the window. How could I forget that I had everybody sittin’ near me? Flight attendant walked right past me...but I told her it wasn't me.🎶
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 4h
Just ate one piece of broccolus
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 3h
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 9h
Your bio says you're Spaghetti Queen so I think we should all follow your lead
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 9h
Leftover Spaghetti 🤤
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 9h
See, genius! And they said the gravy boat was only useful during Thanksgiving and Christmas. Amateurs 😜
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 9h
Could you imagine someone finding a diary full of things we would've posted about? 😄
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 10h
No crown for the wicked.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 11h
Looking forward to living out my days as a bog witch.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 10h
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Sassy Gossip Girl
Alt: Sassy Gossip Girl
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 11h
Imagine if social media didn’t exist and we were stuck with all these thoughts in our heads?
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 10h
I want your spaghetti 😄
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 10h
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Chris Farley: Fair That Is Fair
Alt: Chris Farley: Fair That Is Fair
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 10h
You don't mix it?
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 10h
I believe this
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 10h
He is my favorite
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Spider-Man Bath
Alt: Spider-Man Bath
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 10h
🤣
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 10h
I hope your witchy friends put a hex on him and regardless if he believes it or not it still gets in his subconscious and he has a shitty existence.
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 11h
*Responding without reacting*
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 11h
drove past a family that was all dressed alike so made sure my car doors were locked just in case
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 11h
Watch your step, I lost my marbles.
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SpoopyTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 25/09/2026
I bring a bag of shredded cheese to the interview and never break eye contact as I eat it.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 22h
If it doesn't fix it add more 😄
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 23h
You know... There's probably some way to turn it into a pizza 😆 dry noods add cheese and pepperoni 🤌
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 23h
Check your blood sugar, I know you didn't just say you liked Cinci Chili! Lol. Jk. I am fine as long as the spaghetti leftovers aren't all dried out that's when I have an issue. Like maybe make enough sauce for the pasta and enough to also store separately just in case.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 23h
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Ted Lasso says YES! (TheGoon BigOldGoon)
Alt: Ted Lasso says YES! (TheGoon BigOldGoon)
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 23h
So you think it through like @alldolledup44.bsky.social ❤️
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 23h
Even if it's so dry the noodles seem dried out too??
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 23h
Right?!
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 23h
Ok that's actually genius and I think I prefer your method. I am all for mixing it but some people when they have leftovers it's all dried out and I'm secretly wishing they had extra sauce stashed somewhere lol
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 23h
He doesn't know any better
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 23h
But if I give all of my clothes away I'll be naked!
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 23h
Okay, I need backup because apparently some people don’t know how pasta works. Do you mix the pasta & sauce together before serving it, or do you keep them separate & let everyone add their own sauce? Also, Cincinnati people don't reply to this... You top spaghetti with chili & dishonor us all
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Rob Zombie
Alt: Rob Zombie
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You flipping through your phone gallery "Does she have any Spider-Man shirts?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Of course I do!
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taylor swift lyrics @tswiftlyrics.swifties.social · 05/10/2026
Black text on white background reading: Fingers crossed until you put your hand on mine.
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I think when I die I'm going to have all of my epic t-shirts randomly sent to everyone who likes my posts just because
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Watching the movie The Craft in 1996: I should learn witchcraft Watching the movie The Craft in 2026: I should buy more candles
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 05/10/2026
what the fuck what the FUCK WHAT THE F U C K
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Read this in his voice 💀
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Allstate Mayhem: Emotionally Compromised Teen
Alt: Allstate Mayhem: Emotionally Compromised Teen
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
liberty biberty killed my whole family
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bond, James Bond
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
just saw someone say “escape coat” instead of “scapegoat”
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