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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
One of these
A clear, high-resolution product photograph of an 18-ounce bottle of Fiorella’s Jack Stack Barbecue Spicy BBQ Sauce, a Kansas City barbecue sauce.

The bottle is made of clear plastic and filled with a thick, deep reddish-brown sauce. It has a glossy black screw-on cap and a white label featuring the Jack Stack Barbecue logo in dark lettering, accompanied by a small reddish-brown silhouette of a bull.

Below the logo, the words “Kansas City” appear in small, spaced lettering, followed by “SPICY” in bold red capital letters. A muted red band runs along the bottom of the label, displaying the net weight of 18 ounces (512 grams).

The bottle stands upright against a clean, bright white background with soft lighting and a subtle shadow beneath it, giving the image a polished, professional product-photography appearance.
A clear, high-resolution product photograph of a 24-fluid-ounce bottle of Ken’s Steak House Honey Mustard Dressing, Topping & Spread.

The bottle is made of translucent plastic and filled with a thick, creamy, golden-yellow honey mustard dressing, with tiny reddish-brown seasoning specks visible throughout.

The bottle has a wide, rounded rectangular shape with gently curved sides and a white flip-top cap positioned at the bottom for convenient upside-down dispensing.

The large, oval-shaped front label features a warm orange upper section displaying the Ken’s Steak House logo in bold white lettering, with a decorative gold fleur-de-lis above it.

A bright green lower section prominently displays the words “Honey Mustard” in large white lettering, followed by “Dressing, Topping & Spread” in smaller white text.

A yellow banner on the left reads “GREAT FOR DIPPING” in bold black letters. Beside it is a photograph of a plate of golden-brown breaded chicken tenders, a small bowl of honey mustard dipping sauce, and decorative garnishes.

The label also includes a gluten-free symbol, a kosher certification mark, and the net quantity of 24 fluid ounces (1.5 pints or 710 milliliters).

The bottle is photographed upright against a clean white background with bright, even lighting, emphasizing the dressing’s creamy texture, golden color, and colorful packaging.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Add a photo you took of something good
Ryan's Inferno (Buffalo Chicken Pizza) from Dewey's
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
X is for fembots If you want to impress us give us sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads.
Geiger Capital: Officially deleted instagram.

An inherently female app. Zero benefit.

Elon Musk: Instagram is for girls.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You don’t need to picture your daughter, your sister, your wife, or your mother to understand why sexual assault matters. A woman’s humanity is not borrowed from her relationship to someone you love. She shouldn’t have to be someone’s anything before her pain becomes worthy of your outrage.
Text graphic on a pale blue background reading: “SHE IS SOMEONE’S” in pink, with the “’S” crossed out. Below it, the words “DAUGHTER / SISTER / WIFE / MOTHER” are each crossed out, emphasizing that a woman’s humanity and worth do not depend on her relationship to someone else.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🍂Three-Headed Bunny Who Hoards Tea🍂
An autumn-themed “Your Freaky Autumn Companion Has Been Assigned” chart on a dark green floral background. It determines a spooky companion using the third and last letters of your username. 

3rd letter of your username

A–B: Three-eyed possum
C–D: Ghostly panda
E–F: Rage-filled snail
G–H: Asthmatic pigeon
I–J: Judgemental toad
K–L: Demonic ladybug
M–N: Three-headed bunny
O–P: Cranky crow
Q–R: Moldy moth
S–T: Rabid weasel
U–V: Talking rock
W–Z: Undead chipmunk

Last letter of your username

A–B: Who raises the dead
C–D: Who makes coffee
E–F: Who gives manicures
G–H: Who curses your ex
I–J: Who summons cheese
K–L: Who runs a bar
M–N: Who collects soup
O–P: Who opens portals
Q–R: Who bites liars
S–T: Who hoards tea
U–V: Who brings snacks
W–Z: Who finds lost keys
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everyone keeps calling him a tree frog, but I don't see a tree anywhere. That's clearly a house frog named Fergus and I love him.
A small gray-brown tree frog clings vertically to a textured white exterior wall at night. Its bumpy, mottled skin blends with the surface, while its large golden-brown eye and rounded toe pads are illuminated by the camera flash, casting a dark shadow behind it.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm alive & she is dramatic
Zero, a gray, brown, and white tabby cat wearing a pink collar, sleeps sprawled on her back on a brown carpet with her fluffy white belly exposed, front paws curled toward her chest, one hind leg stretched out, and her head tilted to the side in complete relaxation. 🐾
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Haha she kills me she also sleeps like this
Gray tabby cat sleeping on her back
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My cat Zero sitting like a person on my bed
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Monochrome (Red) Monday because… football
Monochrome red selfie of Bams wearing a Kansas City Chiefs #15 jersey, with dark hair in a side braid, looking into the camera against a simple indoor background.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He had a need for Sneed.
Tom Cruise in the booth at Arrowhead Stadium during the Chiefs and Broncos season opener on Monday Night Football
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What’s new, pussycat?
A tabby-and-white cat wearing a pink feathered collar sits upright on a gray bed with her back legs hilariously splayed out in front of her. She stares wide-eyed at the camera with an adorably serious expression, surrounded by books, colorful storage cubes, and wooden furniture in a cozy room.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is interesting I lived in Ohio majority of my life 😄 mydialect.us
Screenshot of a MyDialect U.S. dialect map showing the user’s speech patterns most closely match Nevada at 49%. The heat map shows the strongest similarities across the western U.S. and central Rockies, with the Northeast least similar. The most similar cities are Phoenix, AZ (47%), Denver, CO (47%), and San Francisco, CA (46%). The least similar are Boston, MA (39%), New York, NY (40%), and Portland, ME (40%).
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My printer has been making a weird purring noise for 20 minutes & still hasn’t printed a damn thing. so naturally I opened it up to investigate. I am starting to think the wrong kind catridge was installed.
A wide-eyed gray tabby-and-white cat lounges inside a wooden cabinet shelf, paws tucked neatly beneath its chest, staring directly at the camera with an adorably startled expression.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A humorous side-by-side illustrated meme titled “How I Think I Look vs How I Actually Look.” On the left, a glamorous black, white, and red ink-style portrait shows a woman with long flowing dark hair looking effortlessly mysterious and put-together. On the right, the same woman is drawn in a chaotic, exaggerated crayon style with wild hair, a goofy expression, ripped jeans, and an oversized Metallica shirt.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
When your dad asks what you're watching and you respond in the only language fathers truly understand: movie references. Father-daughter communication is thriving. No notes.
Screenshot of a text message sent at 3:06 PM. The red message bubble reads, “The Whisper Man (2026) Rob you Talkin' to me De Niro.” “Delivered” appears below the message.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Keep holding on...💙💜🩷
Diabetes distress refers to the hidden, overwhelming emotional burden and deep frustration of living with and managing diabetes. It is a normal stress response to a relentless condition, not a mental illness like clinical depression. People feel burned out from constant blood checks, meal planning, and fear of long-term health damage.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
See Travis Kelce on Wikipedia and realized that we know who the fella over there with the hella your hair was always meant to be...
 A Kansas City Chiefs football player named Travis Kelce aka who Shake it Off by Taylor Swift was always meant to reference, wearing a white No. 87 jersey stands on the field in bright sunlight, holding his gloves near his waist. He has short dark hair, a trimmed beard, an earring, and white athletic tape around both wrists and forearms.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
You wanna know how I got these scars?:
Blue disposable safety lancet shown open, with its protective cap removed and the small metal needle exposed, against a white background.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
😆 you need to watch TWD: Dead City.
Meme of a scene on The Walking Dead: Dead City Season 3 Episode 2 where Negan points out that the artwork is not hills but large breasts
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It doesn't have to be Netflix, I'm flexible
A text graphic asking for recommendations for an extremely addictive Netflix series, saying: "I need a Netflix series so addictive that I completely forget the outside world exists! Shoot ur best recommendations!!!"
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Is there a Mrs. Spider-Man?
Zendaya at the Spider-Man Brand New Day premiere
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Give me 4 versions of you
A close-up selfie of a smiling but very tired younger Bams holding a sleeping newborn against her shoulder. The room is dimly lit, creating a warm, intimate moment as the baby rests peacefully.Bams wearing a backward baseball cap and a red Chiefs tank top playfully holds locks of her hair like a mustache while making a duck face. The shirt reads, "You can doubt the Chiefs. You can dislike..." and the photo has a warm, sunlit glow.Bams with long dark hair poses in a red Kansas City Chiefs shirt with a playful pout. Behind her is a large Ghostface illustration (on her shower curtain) from the Scream franchise, blending football fandom with horror style.Bams wearing an Iron Man helmet over a red hoodie takes a selfie inside a toy aisle filled with Marvel action figures, giving the impression of stepping into the role of the iconic superhero.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Monochrome Monday Get weird with it
Black-and-white close-up selfie of a person making a playful but obnoxious kissy face at the camera. One eye is partially framed by loose dark hair, while the other is wide open, creating a fun, expressive look. The high-contrast lighting emphasizes long eyelashes, defined eyebrows, and dark hair against a nearly black background with a few small out-of-focus lights.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Backrooms (Bams Version)
A horror-style movie poster titled "Bolus, Eat, Repeat." A frightened woman with sweat on her face presses herself against a mustard-yellow wall, staring anxiously off to the side. A drop of blood is visible on the tip of her raised finger. Torn orange Reese's candy wrappers are scattered across the wall around her like ominous evidence. Large distressed lettering reading "BOLUS, EAT, REPEAT" dominates the left side of the poster. Smaller tongue-in-cheek credits at the bottom reference diabetes, Dexcom G7, Omnipod 5, Reese's, and late-night cravings, ending with the tagline: "Every choice has a consequence. Coming Soon." The lighting is dark, cinematic, and high-contrast, giving the poster the look of a psychological horror film parody about the temptation of late-night snacks while living with Type 1 diabetes.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
My timeline is (rightfully) full of Jurassic Park today. It's one of the greatest movies ever made, and Sam Neill's Dr. Alan Grant will always be iconic. But if you've only ever seen him outrun dinosaurs, do yourself a favor and watch one of these. RIP Sam Neill
Poster for Snow White: A Tale of Terror. Against a black background, the left side shows a pale young woman (Monica Keena) in profile with her eyes lowered while a long, black clawed hand touches her cheek. On the right, the half-lit face of a woman (Sigourney Weaver) stares directly at the viewer with a cold, unsettling expression. The title "Snow White" appears in large white serif lettering near the bottom, with the subtitle "A Tale of Terror" beneath it. The dark lighting and stark contrast create an eerie Gothic horror atmosphere.Poster for Event Horizon featuring a giant blue human eye filling most of the image, its glowing iris surrounding a pitch-black pupil. Dozens of cracked, dirty, skeletal-looking hands with blackened fingernails reach inward from every edge of the poster toward the eye, creating a claustrophobic, grasping effect. The title "Event Horizon" appears in metallic silver lettering across the center of the eye. The dark, shadowy color palette and disturbing imagery evoke cosmic horror, madness, and the feeling of being pulled into an inescapable void.Poster for Omen III: The Final Conflict featuring a close-up portrait of a clean-cut man in a dark suit, tinted in golden yellow against a black background. Behind him is part of the Seal of the President of the United States, hinting at political power and influence. At the top, the title "Omen III: The Final Conflict" appears in large white lettering, with a stylized 666 inside the "O." The stark black-and-gold color palette creates an ominous, supernatural atmosphere.Poster for Merlin featuring a close-up of intense green eyes peering through the opening of an ornate silver sword set against a star-filled night sky. A brilliant white starburst shines from the sword near the top right, casting a mystical glow. The title "Merlin" appears in large glowing white letters across the lower half. Along the bottom is a row of small character portraits, hinting at the fantasy epic's ensemble cast. The deep blue and silver color palette evokes magic, legend, and Arthurian mythology.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Anytime anyone says I look pretty and then I get a glimpse in the mirror looking like this:
Steve Buscemi's character on Mr. Deeds with a long brunette wig Photoshopped very poorly on.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Midwestsommar 🌽
A parody movie-poster inspired by Midsommar, reimagined as "Midwestsommar." A solemn woman wearing a crown of fresh corn cobs gazes into the distance with a single tear running down her cheek. Behind her is the famous field of towering concrete corn sculptures at Field of Corn (with Osage Oranges) in Dublin, Ohio, replacing the Swedish countryside with an unmistakably Midwestern setting. The title "Midwestsommar" appears in a vintage serif font, blending folk-horror aesthetics with Americana for a playful homage to the original film.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
People bitching about movies not having the "right" casting, are the same people who have this picture of Jesus hanging on their walls.
A framed display on a wall featuring a large portrait of a bearded man named Ewan McGregor in costume as his Star Wars Character Obi Wan Kenobi resembling a traditional depiction of Jesus, with shoulder-length light brown hair and a neutral expression. A small wooden cross stands in front of part of the portrait, and a black sign in the lower corner reads, "KEEP CALM JESUS LOVES YOU."
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Reheat leftover pizza in the air fryer at 360° for 5 minutes.
Piece of paper with questionable cursive handwriting with heart dotted i's & lowercase j's that says: Reheat leftover pizza in the air fryer at 360°F for 5 minutes.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Getting my birthday gift from @disgruntleddino.bsky.social and this is what it's like to be friends with me 💀
The conversation is playful and full of jokes. It starts with a humorous comparison of suspense ("Jeopardy" transitioning into the "Mission: Impossible" theme), followed by a joke about being more well-endowed than a "26-year-older birthday twin." When the other person guesses "Charro," you reveal you meant Tom Cruise, leading to another joke about him being so short he's easy to forget. The exchange ends with you declaring yourself "the superior July 3rdian," turning the shared July 3 birthday into a friendly, tongue-in-cheek rivalry.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Kansas City looks good in Oranje
A massive crowd of fans dressed in bright orange fills Kansas City's Power & Light District during a Netherlands soccer watch party. A giant video screen displays the Dutch lion crest above a stage labeled "Soccer in the City," while the glass façade of the arena rises in the background under cloudy skies. Orange-clad supporters stretch as far as the eye can see, creating a vibrant sea of color throughout the plaza.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Watching The Sheep Detectives with the boys and it's basically someone looked at Knives Out and Babe and thought, "Yes. Those two movies deserve a crossover." They were absolutely right. I was not prepared for how much I love this...or how invested I'd get in sheep solving mysteries. #filmsky
Promotional poster for The Sheep Detectives. A smiling shepherd stands at the center holding a crook in front of a silver trailer, surrounded by an eclectic group of people including a police officer, an elderly woman in purple, a young woman in red, and several others. Multiple sheep and lambs fill the foreground, while five sheep stand on the trailer roof against a bright blue sky. One brown sheep appears to peer through a magnifying glass, reinforcing the mystery theme. The title, The Sheep Detectives, appears in large bold yellow letters across the bottom.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Mothy's celebrating 🌈
A plush black moth character sits on top of a white container labeled “HUMAN ORGAN FOR TRANSPLANT.” The moth has bright red eyes, a small smiling face, fuzzy antennae, and a colorful rainbow flower crown. It wears a black shirt with bold red-and-white text reading, “THE MAN. THE MOTH. THE LEGEND.” and blue jeans. The plush is posed with its oversized feet toward the camera, creating a playful, relaxed look. Other stuffed animals are partially visible around it in the background.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Artist! Drop something creepy!
Close-up portrait of user with long dark green hair wearing dramatic Joker-inspired makeup. Their face is painted white with smeared black eye makeup extending across both eyes and red lipstick stretched into a messy grin. Eyes looking outward, creating an eerie, chaotic expression against a dark background.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Meanwhile at River Market
Gray wall with an “Automatic Caution Door” sign and handwritten pink graffiti around it reading “Was here! ♥ you…,” “Hellcat,” and large text saying “Give Lesbianism a Chance.”
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
That look you give when you're trying to go back inside but your neighbor keeps talking. It's me, I'm the neighbor, It’s me, hi, I’m the problem it’s me 🐦
A small brown bird with a pale chest and long tail, commonly known as a house sparrow stands on a weathered wooden deck, looking upward with an alert expression. The background is softly blurred with green plants and dried leaves, giving the photo a cozy backyard nature feel.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
IYKYK
Meme that says: This is how it should be with a silhouette of a woman with the Marvel logo in her mind, facing a silhouette of a man facing her with Hulk hands toy as a reference to Deadpool & Wolverine when Deadpool says: That's when you get those toy hulk hands and then you just look down and brace yourself and you ravage the midsection.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
TIL Teddy Swims does not look like anything I had imagined & he's funny af. This is great
A roadside billboard for 2026 Coachella against a bright blue sky features a close-up photo of Teddy Swims on the left. The background is teal-blue with large white text across the sign reading, “this fat, f**k will make you lose control,” with some of the middle word partially obscured. Smaller white text at the top says “teddy swims,” and along the bottom it reads “mainstage friday.” The billboard is mounted on a tall metal support above the roadside.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Me: it's so nice out 🥰 My nose 2.5 seconds later:
A meme-style still image shows a stern bald man standing in an industrial shipping yard, holding a white tissue in one hand. Large bold white text with a black outline at the top reads “Gesundheit,” while matching text at the bottom says “Motherfucker!” Rusted cargo containers and a container ship appear in the background, adding to the dramatic, deadpan reaction-meme feel. A play on a scene with James Doakes on Dexter saying "Surprise Motherfucker!"
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Prepping eggs while watching Dustin Henderson & Adam Goldberg tripping on drugs was not on my Easter to do list but here we are 😆
A bright, colorful movie poster for Pizza Movie with a surreal mirrored design. In the center is a young man with curly brown hair and round glasses, staring upward with a shocked, wide-eyed expression. He wears a red shirt. The title “PIZZA MOVIE” appears in large bold turquoise letters across the middle. Behind him are repeating mirrored images of pizza slices, open mouths with tongues, orange flower petals, and several smaller characters posed dramatically around the edges. The entire bottom half of the poster is flipped upside down, creating a kaleidoscope effect with another face mirrored beneath the title. The background blends from bright blue on the edges to yellow-green in the center, giving it a psychedelic, chaotic comedy vibe.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Me: opens treats Zero 2.5 seconds later:
Zero, a grey tabby-and-white cat, lies upside down on a soft light carpet with her fluffy white belly showing and her little front paws curled like tiny fists. She stares up at the camera with big curious eyes and perked ears. Her striped grey tabby sides frame her bright white chest and paws, giving the photo a cozy, playful “caught being adorable” feel.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I didn’t order Zero… Zero ordered herself.
A grey and white tabby cat named Zero is hiding inside a ripped open white plastic shipping bag on a kitchen floor. Only her face and one paw are visible as she peeks out from the opening with wide curious eyes, making it look like she arrived inside the package.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Me when I get all of the kids settled down and in bed and I still have time to play video games
Michael B. Jordan very happy with his Oscar & In-N-Out Burger
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Heart Eyes (2025) streaming on Netflix
This is the poster for Heart Eyes, and it knows exactly what it’s doing.
The background is a flat, aggressive red — not romantic rose-red, but alarm-bell red. Spray-painted behind the figure is a rough, hand-drawn heart outline, like someone scrawled it on a wall in a jealous rage.
Front and center stands a shadowed figure dressed in black. Long coat. Gloves. The silhouette is almost casual — relaxed posture, slightly turned. But the face is where it gets clever: the mask has glowing red heart-shaped eyes.
Not cute hearts. Not candy hearts. Neon, hollow, predatory hearts.
It’s a simple visual joke turned sinister: “heart eyes” usually means infatuation. Here it means fixation. Obsession. Hunt mode.
The tagline in bold red letters: “This Valentine’s Day, no couple is safe.”
That’s important. Unlike the earlier posters you showed — where rejection or mining tragedy felt specific — this one broadens the threat. It’s targeting couples. Love itself is the trigger.
The title font is jagged and raw, almost spray-painted. It feels contemporary, social-media-aware, meme-literate. This isn’t gothic or industrial horror. It’s modern, self-aware slasher energy.
At the bottom: “Get heartbroken February.”
That line is playful in a dark way. It leans into the pun. The marketing tone is less tragic, more mischievous. It’s saying: we know this is a holiday slasher. Come have fun.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
My Bloody Valentine (2009) streaming on various platforms
This is the 2009 My Bloody Valentine poster, and it ditches the busy mine chaos for something much more iconic: a close-up of the miner.
Front and center is the helmet and gas mask — thick lenses, circular respirator, heavy shadows swallowing the eyes. No visible humanity. Just machinery. The mask makes him feel less like a man and more like an environmental hazard.
He’s holding a red heart in both gloved hands. It looks like a Valentine’s candy heart at first glance… but it’s dark, splattered, cracked. The red is thick and dirty. There’s grime and blood flecked across everything. Love has been handled roughly.
The entire color palette is suffocating reds and blacks. No neon irony this time. No playful pink candy aesthetics. This one is stripped down and primal. Red equals blood. Red equals warning. Red equals heart.
Above, the title “My Bloody Valentine” uses metallic gold lettering, sharp and glossy — almost romantic in typeface — which contrasts beautifully with the filth of the image. That “V” feels like a blade. Underneath, the tagline:
“Cross your heart… and hope to die.”
That’s a twisted playground rhyme. Childhood promise language turned lethal. Horror loves corrupting nursery phrases — it hits something primal in the brain.
The composition is symmetrical and intimate. The miner is staring straight at you through the mask. You’re the Valentine. There’s no background distraction. Just you and the threat.
What’s interesting about the 2009 remake marketing compared to the original 1981 vibe is how it leans into iconography over narrative. The killer becomes a brand. The mask becomes the logo. It’s very 2000s horror — think sleek, polished, franchise-ready menace.
If the first one felt like a grimy mining accident wrapped in Valentine irony, this one feels like a horror collectible figure on a blood-red shelf.
Industrial romance. OSHA violation meets Hallmark.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Valentine (2001) streaming on Tubi
This is a poster for Valentine (2001). The entire image is dominated by a deep red rose, its petals forming a dark, velvety backdrop. Emerging from the center is a pale face—expression blank, almost mannequin-like. But it’s not a real face. It’s a mask made from torn notebook paper.
Across the paper, handwritten over and over:
“She loves me. She loves me not.”
That childhood game—pluck petals, test fate, measure love like it’s a math problem—has been turned obsessive. The repetition gives it a compulsive, spiraling vibe. One eye hole is ripped open jaggedly, revealing a dark eye staring out. The other eye is shadowed, hollow. The mask feels fragile and artificial, like love itself in this story.
At the top are the cast names—David Boreanaz, Denise Richards, Marley Shelton, Katherine Heigl—very early 2000s energy. Below the face is the tagline:
“Remember that kid everyone ignored on Valentine’s Day? — He remembers you.”
That line is doing heavy psychological lifting. This isn’t random violence; it’s wounded ego, festering resentment, social humiliation curdled into revenge. The final line, simple and blunt:
“Love hurts.”
And visually? The rose stem runs along the bottom like a quiet blade. The red tones are suffocating. The composition feels intimate and invasive, like the killer is hiding inside a symbol of romance itself.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Lovers Lane (2000)
This is the poster for Lovers Lane.
The background is blurred and shadowy, with a large, ghostly face looming out of darkness — almost skull-like, soft focus, distorted. It feels like something watching from very close range. Not a monster in full reveal. A presence.
In the foreground hangs a fishing hook. Sharp. Curved. Reflective. It’s suspended like bait.
That’s the metaphor doing the heavy lifting.
Below, car headlights beam through fog or darkness — classic “parked on a lonely road” horror setup. And at the bottom, a body lies in silhouette on the ground, barely visible but unmistakable.
The title uses red lettering, with the “V” in “Lovers” shaped like a heart. It’s subtle but deliberate. Romance embedded into the word itself. The heart shape becomes part of the trap.
This poster leans into urban legend energy — the hook-handed killer trope, couples parked on secluded roads, teenage vulnerability. It’s not about revenge mythology like My Bloody Valentine. It’s not about social humiliation like Valentine. It’s about the ritual of lovers seeking privacy… and something hunting them.
The fishing hook imagery is clever. Hooks don’t stab randomly. They lure. They catch. They hold.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
My Bloody Valentine (1981) streaming on PlutoTV
This is a stylized, neon-drenched horror illustration inspired by My Bloody Valentine. The scene shows a miner in full gear—helmet, heavy coat, gas mask with hose—standing on railroad tracks inside a dark mine. He’s holding a blood-stained pickaxe that’s embedded in a body lying on the rails. The lighting is dramatic and surreal: hot reds and pinks clash with cold blues and teals, giving it that retro, almost cyberpunk glow.
Hearts float in the air like ironic confetti. There are Valentine candy shapes and pink love graphics layered into the background—some sweet, some warped. The contrast is intentional: affection colliding with brutality. Love notes in bubblegum pink next to fresh blood on steel.
The mine setting adds claustrophobia—overhead lights flare through dust and shadow. The perspective pulls your eye down the tracks toward the miner, who feels both isolated and menacing. It’s not photorealistic; it’s painterly, graphic, almost poster-art style, with exaggerated color grading and sharp contrast.
At the bottom, the title “MY BLOODY VALENTINE” is displayed in bold white serif text, anchoring it like a theatrical movie poster.
It’s basically: Cupid if he clocked in with OSHA violations and unresolved rage.
There’s something fascinating about how horror loves to corrupt symbols of sweetness—Valentine hearts, candy, pink ribbons—turning them into visual irony. That tension between tenderness and violence is doing all the storytelling here.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Big points by my chair: Spider. Middle: OMG IT’S A SPIDER. Me, already panicking: Big, get the hairspray! Instead, Big drags me toward it. I shriek and back away Little walks in, picks it up barehanded like a legend: Spider-Man! Turns out it was this:
A rubber Spider-Man logo about half an inch long from Stan Lee only knows what from my boys toys that I'm 95% sure Big purposely put there to try to scare me but who knows 🤣
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