Reposted by superherofbmxNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 10/10/2026A Vietnamese/Italian fusion restaurant called Phogetaboutit 1523458
Reposted by superherofbmxstrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026You can't always talk yourself out of trouble, but you sure as shit can talk yourself further into it. 15427
Reposted by superherofbmxMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Followed but muted is no way to live 18824
Reposted by superherofbmxGreyWeirdo @greyweirdo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Just one more thing. I can't get it off my mind and maybe you can help me. Who put the "bomp" in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? You see what I mean? Boy, my wife, she loves those old songs. Also, how did the "ram" get into the rama lama ding dong? How would you account for that?static.klipy.comLieutenant Columbo Gestures & InvestigatesAlt: Lieutenant Columbo Gestures & Investigates 1818727
Reposted by superherofbmxWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Me, in my head: Don’t do anything stupid! Me, 30 minutes later: Dammit 0248
Reposted by superherofbmxT'Chelsea of the Fire Nation @mschelseamaria.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Yes, eating raw cookie dough is risky. But if I drink piping hot tea at the same time, it will cook the cookie dough in my stomach. 140154187
Reposted by superherofbmxDire Wolf @addiane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Love to drink a margarita and lay down on the floor. 072
Reposted by superherofbmxMal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 20/03/2026You’ll survive but you’ll be funnier in ways that worries people 222651998
Reposted by superherofbmxStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026[The Beatles in 2026] Woke up, fell out of bed, checked my phone to see if he’s dead 17596113
Reposted by superherofbmxStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026“Still punktual as fuck,” I whisper as I arrive on time 1699
Reposted by superherofbmxKellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Taking two traffic cones and doing a Madonna impression did not help my field sobriety test 1227484
Reposted by superherofbmx🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It’s not cunnilingME or cunnilingYOU, it’s cunnilingUS. ❤️ 2421847
Reposted by superherofbmxWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 09/09/2026New Orleans Your Mom 🏙️ The Big Easy 0116
Reposted by superherofbmxTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Your pocket watch calls a timeout, which is strange because you have always kept it at a fancy distance from sports. Do you honor it? You're just a poor beneficiary in the grandpa part of town 17149
superherofbmx @superherofbmx.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You shouldn't beat up people for wearing glasses. Unless of course it's those smart AI glasses in which case go nuts. 000
Reposted by superherofbmxash @ashhull.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Don't talk! You'll ruin it. <inspirational> 69540
Reposted by superherofbmxLizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Do better than your parents. Fuck your kids up in a completely different way. 213743
Reposted by superherofbmxWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 02/09/2026People eat Rocky Mountain Oysters? Well, that’s just nuts. 23010
Reposted by superherofbmxAnarchoTerran @anarchoterran.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Make it a tradition to throw a pie, rotten tomato, or egg at anyone that says "Lake America". 5889996
Reposted by superherofbmxStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Guess I’ll swallow my pride unless that’s been recalled as well?!? 2412
Reposted by superherofbmxstrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Let me slip into something more comfortable...like a persistent vegetative state. 111240
Reposted by superherofbmxGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Me: [showing childhood trophies] this one's for swimming, this one's for football, this one's for soccer Her: I thought your name was Grant Me: lol this isn't even my house 3433129
Reposted by superherofbmxViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Dolly Parton wrote “Jolene” and “I Will Always Love You” on the same day. Today I was too tired to peel a mango 17810125
superherofbmx @superherofbmx.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It's Father's Day this Sunday and it's Deadbeat Father's day next weekend I promise kiddo. 000
Reposted by superherofbmxJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 26/08/2026This day in history. 1346. At the Battle of Crécy a few thousand Welsh and English archers defeated a French army many times greater in number thanks to Jordans Chunky Traditional Porridge, British oats from nature friendly farms now available in the large economy size. 37929
Reposted by superherofbmxGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 24/08/2026“Happy 10 Year Anniversary!” my boss emailed, reminding everyone that There Is No Escape 415643
Reposted by superherofbmxStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I feel like Trump’s gonna try to cash in on Iran’s $10M reward for attacking Barron 0213
superherofbmx @superherofbmx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Onions make you cry because they let out a gas that subconsciously reminds you of all the terrible, terrible things you've done. 000
Reposted by superherofbmx🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Clowns are born the same way that they get out of cars and its horrific to watch 221009248
Reposted by superherofbmxWulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Underrated actors. Billy Zane. Timothy Oliphant. My Nan, pretending she had no idea what happened to the sherry. 53140673
Reposted by superherofbmxUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 24/08/2026“Walk in a sad cowboy, leave a jolly rancher.” 1629569
Reposted by superherofbmxKellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 24/08/2026A disco aisle at the grocery store should be a thing 1514664
Reposted by superherofbmxA Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @stevekoehler22.bsky.social · 24/08/2026We pay 30% more for food that is 50% more risky to consume. Now there’s a winning economic strategy. 737090
Reposted by superherofbmxCoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026some nights I take like 3 showers in a row just so I can stock up and take the rest of the week off 38422
Reposted by superherofbmxcap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dickens starts the whole book “it was the best of times, it was the worst of times,” like we don’t all know that meme you condescending Victorian 211930
superherofbmx @superherofbmx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I tried to get ChatGPT to translate "Informer" by Snow and my laptop exploded. 000
Reposted by superherofbmxJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 25/08/2026rip isaac newton, you would have loved apple bottom jeans 1736134
Reposted by superherofbmxForrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dating in your 40s is like trying to pat your head and rub your tummy at the same time except you’re drunk and you also don’t have arms 514237
Reposted by superherofbmxMal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026believe in yourself the way men believe they would’ve gone pro if it weren’t for that injury 1623765
Reposted by superherofbmxKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Are we allowed to look directly at the moon? Feels unaddressed. 1112939
Reposted by superherofbmxJenny Lee Shee @jennyleeshee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I just saw a dog wearing a leash that said “Selectively Social” and now I need to find a necklace version of it for myself. 1616106634
Reposted by superherofbmxGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 25/08/2026on this day exactly 40 years ago, my dad went out for a pack of cigarettes then came back an hour later and watched reruns of Kojak 1038197
Reposted by superherofbmxJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Just list the foods we can still eat. 20566111
Reposted by superherofbmxMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Don’t turn my reposts off, they’re the best thing about me. 17229
Reposted by superherofbmxFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026if chickens wore pants, would they wear them like this or like this 1118136
Reposted by superherofbmxWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I just burned 3,000 calories in under an hour. I left the cookies in the oven too long. 1755156423
Reposted by superherofbmxSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I'm not impressed by the robot that can run fast. I'm impressed by the robot that got out of having to do the race by forging a note from its mother. 26510
Reposted by superherofbmxBill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I feel like the kids who did poorly in science and history class are trying to get revenge on the kids who did well at science and history class and now we’re all going to die 20492111762
!["There was no autism diagnosed before 1930."
Pluto wasn't discovered until 1930, pluto causes autism
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