Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 15hI won't be doing anymore Today in birds I did not see in my garden because Americans are fucking idiots. 10581
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 15hstatic.klipy.comBlocked and ReportedALT: Blocked and Reported 16533
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 16hBagpuss, Pebble Mill at One, Mr Ben, Up County. Happier times. 10331
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 17hTonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) 'meat' pie, chips n Branston's beans. Lower tables. Heinze spam. Vegetarian/vegan option. Pureed something. Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever. 16541
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 18hI would thank all of you who could be arsed to offer condolences. But that would mean trawling through me mentions. And I can't be arsed. So.....static.klipy.comWolfs GeorgeALT: Wolfs George 22660
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Some day I'll tell you the tale of how El Gato Negro De La Muerte went from being a evil little feral bastard to M'Lady B's beloved lap cat. But not tonight. My heart is in the coffin there with the vicious little shit, and I must pause till it comes back to me. 711271
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm sure @mrjamesob.bsky.social is looking forward to Man City vs Kidderminster as much as I am. 5312
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Today in birds I did not see in my garden. The Mountain bluebird. 552958321
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The rice was perfumed.static.klipy.comDee reynolds gags and throws up a bitALT: Dee reynolds gags and throws up a bit 12381
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The Rookie. Episode fourteen gazillion and six. Part MMCXVII. IX Nathan Fillion finds himself disarming a thermonuclear device in the Haydon Bridge Spar. He only has to cut the brown wire. And now his lies on his LAPD application form about not being colour blind return to haunt him. 1331
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) rare ribeye steak, Yorkshire pudds, roasted tatties, seasonal veg, and a gravy thick enough to slice. Lower tables. As above, but spam and despair. Mostly despair tbh. Vegetarian/vegan option. Silt. Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever. 23893
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This five second rule. It doesn't apply to heads, yes? 14351
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026WORMS! I HAVE A PLATE OF WORMS! BLACK WORMS! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social 7340
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Humans are weird. The best of them are weirdos and fuckwits. The worst of them also. But the very worst with one ounce of human feeling can call the difference. Zen. Or something. Yes. There has been wine. 15612
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) Coconut chicken with bak choi and other forin things. Lower tables. Something pink. Vegetarian/vegan option. Slime. Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever. 17500
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Tonight's future presentation, subject to approval by @colken.bsky.social and the other one, stars JR Ewing, Kiefer's Dad, a Corleione consigliere, Winston Churchill's double and someone who didn't want you to BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF! 7150
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yes. In accordance with ancient tradition. The cunt bit me. 13541
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Seventeen years ago El Gato Negro De La Muerte snarled into our lives all claw and fang and fuck you attitude. I'm currently wiping his arse. The attitude remains. But his arse needs wiped. Cats. Pricks. 8762
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Either The Kevan Rus are up to their old tricks or, Odin forfend, someone within Wülferhampton itself are trying to subvert the democratic process. Either way, I expect the Duty Torturer will want to to invite the guilty parties in for a quiet 'word' 7372
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Your Bretwalda reviews, Slow Horses. Series six. Episode one. Jackson Lamb.static.klipy.comLeonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!' 12380
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) like my hot n sexy moobs can take anymore, BACON N EGG SARNIES! Lower tables. Spam n spam sarnies but with spam, not bread. Vegetarian/vegan option. Moss. Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever. 10451
Reposted by WulfhelmKate @pixieandbee1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026And that was the Volumetric Flasks with Firing Up A Harley.Later on we'll be hearing from Patagonia's Chervil Slopes,Welsh Mongolian throat singer Petrichor Somnolence,& Austrian post industrial punk metal band Fallschirmjäger,& Coal Beccles.Now though it's the Chowder Triremes with Paul's Letters 1252
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This week, Mr Pip has barked at Volumetric flasks Chowder C-beams glittering in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate The Fallschirmjäger Slopes Chervil Petrichor Somnolence Thinking that firing up a Harley at 6 am is OK Triremes Paul's letters to the Corinthians Coal and Beccles. 25803
Reposted by WulfhelmCharles𖦹Gardener ✹ @charlesgardener.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Let’s not forget the Cheddar Bougainvillea. A remnant of the time when Somerset was an isthmus twixt southern america and Wales. #VisitBritain 071
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026And yet again, I have hot egg yolk dripping between my moobs.static.klipy.comMister Nastie Leprechaun's Crazy SmileALT: Mister Nastie Leprechaun's Crazy Smile 9430
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Reminds me of how I got M'Lady B to go on that tragic (for her) first date. I threatened to stir fry some kittens. #TrueStory 3170
Reposted by Wulfhelm©️garethaethwy 2024 @garethaethwy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Tren Bach yr Wyddfa, aka Snowdon Mountain Railway #VisitWales 091
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My riders. Fresh baked bread and unsalted butter. 16 (live) chickens. A current copy of The Radio Times. 14.3 litres of extra virgin olive oil. One Mint Toffo. 26602
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Tomorrow's Mr Pip Has Barked At will be presented by Mr Pip. That is all. 6411
Reposted by WulfhelmJarl Graham Kirk. Photo of me 1965 @grawitmik.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Cheddar Gorge in the Mendip Hills in Somerset. It is where all the Cheddar Cheese in England comes from. The cheese was first grown in caves there by the famous 9,000 year old Cheddar Man. Photo taken from a Canberra. #VisitBritain 3282
