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Every time we fuck, we win. ° Adult content 🍑🍆 ° Stupid memes ° Queer pop culture trash ° Fuck Trump 🖕 ° Sex positivity, body inclusivity, trans supportive, POZ friendly, or GTFO my feed I'm just a dirty faggot trying to fucking survive in rural America

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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 1h
This video is to spooky season what Mariah Carey is to Christmas.
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nosferatu vogueing
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 4h
God, I hate it here. #FuckTrump
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 16h
#FuckTrump
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In America, we call it MAGA. In Germany, they call it why grandpa moved to Argentina.
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Witchy bish powers restored
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I didn't have pneumonic plague on my Awful Everything bingo card but looking forward to the show, it's been a lil too quiet lately.
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Top tier episode. I remember watching it on premiere night. 10/10.
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I heard they're sending a bunch of the designers at my company to a coding boot camp and we already had one designer who thought he could code bc we gave him access to CoPilot and it was a fucking nightmare. I'm not reviewing those PRs👎
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We need a big October surprise to really spike prices going into the election, and the tropical depression we've got brewing right now could be it. Let's take some refineries offline less than a month before the midterms, please 🤞 current track has it hitting some hotspots on the gulf #FuckTrump
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Art imitating life. The Democrats couldn't win an election if they were running unchallenged. This November we're going to somehow manage to get our asses handed to us by a spray tanned rapist and his gang of idiots.
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Miasma Hospital NHS Trust @handle.invalid · 06/10/2026
The recent newspaper reports that dead bodies were found in refrigerator units in the hospital, is true. The only scandal in the mortuary is that they took my sandwiches out to make room.
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I saw this clip floating around last night and thought it was AI at first, until this morning I heard the FM radio news talking about it. Jesus FUCKING Christ, what are we doing at this point? This nation has fucking lost the plot.
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Marge Simpson's Energetic Krumping Dance
ALT: Marge Simpson's Energetic Krumping Dance
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When your slogan doesn't mean what your consumers think it means, and yet they agree.
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm a minimalist ... All about that system tray 🤣
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nothing on earth is slower than the spin cycle when you're trying to throw that load in the dryer and go to bed.
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#WhenItHappens
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I finally saw one of those "Paid for by the US Government" Trump commercials and what in the flying fuck?
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🍂🍁
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Amen 🙏 🍆
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The energy I'm going into October with #Garbage
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Garbage - Witness To Your Love (Official Music Video)
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
👀 👀👀👀
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Morning plans: watching some infomercial for accessible walk in tubs playing on a loop on the rabbit ears tv only bc it's full of footage of old guys in steamy hot tubs 🤤
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Found skull shaped plastic pony beads and they're making me ridiculously happy
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#FuckTrump
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is how i flirt. (Halloween Edition)
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Nancy Downs from The Craft
ALT: Nancy Downs from The Craft
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rural living is having your lights flicker every time there's even the slightest rain or wind and wondering if you're going to spend all day feeding $4.20/gal gasoline to a generator just so you have running water and lights.
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I mean maybe, but he's also really cute and giving solid dad nextdoor vibes. I'm kinda hoping his nudes leak one of these days.
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Total vibe.
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My wild Saturday night: - Dinner at a fucking gas station (sub, curly fries, fountain soda) - Just a few basic groceries (personal care items, salad for lunches at work) - Gas up the car for the workweek Total cost: a hair under $100. This is fucking INSANE.
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Finished Ordinary People after two sittings & had a good cry over it this morning. Would have finished it in one shot last night but it was past my bedtime when I reached the halfway point. Amazing book. Picked up another off my TBR stack to keep the quiet weekend at home going. #Booksky
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Currently reading. I have to say, picking up a book about a young man with clinical depression and suicidal tendencies who's estranged from his emotionally unavailable mother was certainly a choice. I'm splashed across every page and it's 10x more powerful than the film 💀 #Booksky
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This bitch has seen some things
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me to the old lady at CVS giving me the stink eye after looking at my nails and nose ring (I just got my flu and COVID shots)
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ResJudicata22 @resjudicata22.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cartoonist: Steve Jones
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Babe wake up, new recession indicator just dropped.
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This production ID has been my sleep paralysis demon since the early 1990s.
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lord, I miss the classic era.
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There is never a moral case to be made for capital punishment. It is always barbaric. It is always wrong. Full stop. I hope someone has standing to sue the state of Tennessee into oblivion. Just fucking bankrupt it.
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Christa Pike likely has ‘brain injury’ after botched execution — here’s what went wrong: ‘Degraded’ drugs, damaged veins
Tennessee death row inmate Christa Pike will likely have brain damage after her botched execution.
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'll warn you, the description of what this woman went through is absolutely fucking ghoulish. There is never a justification for the death penalty in a civilized society. It is never moral. Full stop. That's not a question. And all I can say is I'm proud my state abolished it.
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is my aesthetic
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh God, please let it happen 🙏 #FuckTrump
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Mark Carney's stand against Trump leads to Nobel Peace Prize and Time Person of the Year buzz
Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney has built a global profile by standing up to U.S. President Donald Trump.
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎃👻🧛🧟🧙🕸️⚰️💀🕷️🦇🦴🦉💅💅💅
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Halloween Top Favs. A Sus Amount Of Reds
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If someone doesn't like my skeets
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Fairuza Balk in The Craft: You Don't Even Exist To Me!
ALT: Fairuza Balk in The Craft: You Don't Even Exist To Me!
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think there's something wrong with mine.
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Current mental health status: window shopping on HotTopic.com while binge watching YouTube videos about 8-bit Nintendo games and 30 year old music videos
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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