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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State

@cornopolous.bsky.social
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Gravy. Always gravy. And your Mom. (Also rugby, Padres, Vikings, chargers(?) ASU and your Mom)

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 3h
I wish I could be as indefatigable as you are, but I’m fatigable. I’m very fatigable.
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 12h
An old guy like me at work saw Robert Plant last night at Humphrey’s on the bay, and the padres win tonight. Lol he may be seeing padres again tomorrow if he can keep it going
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 13h
Today was some sort of coffee day so my office literally had coolers of cold coffees, Starbucks bottles, and like 8 air pots? We have two. It was the best work day I’ve ever had. Worth cracking my molars from gritting my teeth
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Alexei @urboialexei.bsky.social · 21h
I am going to eat Liberty Biberty.
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 16h
Can’t make it. The fellas just pulled up
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 20h
In the UK aloe vera is just someone saying hello to their friend, Vera
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I like great fried chicken better than steak, but I like chicken fried steak better than good fried chicken. Interviewer: “we meant something about you that helps you excel at the job.”
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
all of these cave paintings are about me that’s weird
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rain!!
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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The SoCal Algorithm @cornopolous.bsky.social @pimecorp.bsky.social
Two posts back-to-back showing the SoCal sunset
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stop doing what you’re doing. Look at this. This is happening right now
Brilliant orange and pink sunset behind a palm tree
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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Back in my day we didn't have essential oils because we knew what the word "essential" meant.
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My daughter is camping in the Beartooth mountains and I’m jelly
Photo of a lake in the beartooth mountains in Montana
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Telling that cybertruck owner he had the most useless pick-up in history…… except for his Mom, made him cry. Bunny was okay with it though. We got burgers
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m driving engagement (Engagement is the name of Barbra Streisand’s powder blue 1978 Cadillac Coupe DeVille)
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The most chaotic registration stickers I’ve ever seen. I have anxiety looking at it
License plate with annual reg stickers just stuck everywhere
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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wow, I would not want to live in the US right now. Good thing I live in California.
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Looks like ice just got a bunch of new blue and yellow jets and then maybe crashed em. Idiots
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AMERICAN RAIN @americanrain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
youtu.be/1w1bcqJ4ZcU?...
youtu.be
Smithers-Jones (Single Version)
YouTube video by The Jam - Topic
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don’t wanna be an alpha. Bitch I’m tryna frolic
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It still makes me laugh the kids call it the dispo and I call it the weed store
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m the most ebullient person in this DMV.
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thursday and Friday after work, Saturday and Sunday we’re at beach. Lmk if I should bring you a board or boogie board. Time is short. Get in the water without a wetsuit
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Minutemen Bot @minutemenbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
All these men who work the land Should evaluate themselves and make a stand
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Film footage from 1960’s-1970’s New York is always the same as current Mexico movie sepia color. You can’t change my mind
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Minutemen Bot @minutemenbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Explaining now, explaining then
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"There lies Madness," she points. "Try not to trip over the saxophone."
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just watched a Paxton commercial and why did they make Talarico sound so awesome?
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
David S Pumpkins just isn’t the same since Covid
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You say the foundation of our civilization is falling apart like that’s a bad thing
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My lawyer just walked into Starbucks wearing a wolf shirt
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Brad Denny @bdenny29.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
TOUCHDOWN DEVILS: 100-yard KR TD by Jaren Hamilton
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pet Rock 2. Now with AI.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I can’t do a roundhouse kick or maintain any sort of meaningful relationship.
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m in a long term CTE study and just got results back and apparently I still have no excuse for the way I am
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bought boxer briefs instead of boxers and I honestly don’t know how you animals live like this. You sicken me
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’ll bite, what’s a podcast?
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In this house we practice kindness and ritual sacrifice.
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Could've sworn I just saw my dog scuttle across the ceiling like some kind of lizard. But then I remembered my dog's at a conference in Belarus this week. So I don't know what that thing was
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My face is growing ever larger and you can’t stop it
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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In an alternate universe, I'm courting a German sausage maker's large-bosomed daughter, but he doesn't approve of me. One day, I win him over by making a perfect Westfälische Rinderwurst paired with a Thüringer Rotwurst. He accepts me into the family and shows me his prized Wursthöhle. Wait.
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hate the Kaiser, love the roll
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This place is beat let’s go get a Taylor ham egg and cheese
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Minutemen Bot @minutemenbot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ton of white boy guilt, that's my problem
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’ve been getting really into performative hiking lately
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Our Wally passed four months ago and look at this adoptable boy also named Wally! It’s a sign. He’s 6. It says he isn’t a dog park dog so we’ll have to see if he can live w the Cav. Excited!
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m outraged, and to be completely honest, also incensed.
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wasatch cannonball
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