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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 14/08/2026

I believe they prefer to be called “tech reporters” but I applaud the directness

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

It's very simple. I want to be invited to your group chat but I don't want to say anything. If the chat goes quiet I'll assume it's my fault. If everyone is having fun I'll feel left out. Don't speak to me or I'll get scared. If you don't speak to me I'll assume you're mad at me. Very simple

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 18/07/2026

his palms are sweaty, knees weak, palms are sweaty. he forgot his lyrics already, palms are sweaty

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

normies: more Olympic hockey overtime!!!! so exciting hockey fans: once again we are subjected to The Great Travesty

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

One of the best to ever do it

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

SO WHAT - dashare.zone ADMIN

LOVE THOSE MEATY TUBE'S , DA SKELTON IS IN PAIN BUT THERE SMILEN "THE HOT DOG PROMISE" AND DA TEXT SAY'S I LOVE GASLIGHTING MYSELF, COULD STOP EATING HOT DOGS ANY TIME, ILL START TOMORROW, STOMACK COULD HURT ANY REASON, HOT DOGS HELP ME RELAX, GOT PLENTY OF TIME TO CHANGE, PROBLMY NOT REMEMBERING RIGHT, GOTTA RELAX, LAST PACK OF HOT DOGS IM GONNA BUY, HOT DOGS ARENT THAT BAD FOR YOU " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

i do not think therefore i do not am

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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

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Busiaco @busia.co · 15/11/2025

Cough cough, come close my nephews. I have spent my entire life putting points into Wisdom. Now I share my learnings with you: Wisdom is illusory. Intelligence is masturbatory. Strength is a joke. Put your points in Charisma. All that matters is whether people think you're cool.

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ceej @ceej.online · 10/11/2025

"they don't know" meme template:

the SS Edmund Fitzgerald is standing in the corner with a party hat on and saying "They don't know I'm the pride of the American side"

two people dancing: yes we do. there's a song about it

two other people dancing: does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom. PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom. DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

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Ben Steiner @bensteiner00.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

So close. Centimetres.

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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

FUCK WHY DID YOU GUYS LET ME TRY THIS IVE NEVER BEEN SO STRESSED IN MY FUCKING LIFE

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Reminds me of one of my favorite posts

Airplane full of people watching the Super Bowl except one person watching Hitch

The 1 dude watching Hitch on this plane should be jailed. A menace to society.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 17/09/2023

[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop] Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands

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Sean Devine @seandevine9.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll

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mike tigas @mike.tig.as · 28/10/2025

oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight

screenshot of a Justin Klugh tweet from October 28, 2015:

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 28/10/2025

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 27/10/2025

bluesky devs high fiving each other right now

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnng john silver's gift card

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Tommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

[After losing a rap battle] "How did he get a hold of my credit score?"

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 25/10/2025

i think it's nice that they're letting every blue jay score a run

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 17/10/2025

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

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birky @birky.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

"theeeeeee yankees lose"

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 03/08/2023

me: is a "code red" when I spill mountain dew on my keyboard? general: no it means the missiles have launched me: then we have two problems

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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2025

That Fucker

That fucker, aged who the fuck cares, finally kicked the bucket Monday, that prick. After living a no-good waste of a life, family and friends are invited to say good riddance, you sorry piece of shit.

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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

I was so determined not to be one of those Everything Was Better When I Was Young people but then the world just objectively went to shit

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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

truly one of the most unintentionally funny things i've ever seen someone post online about themself

Colin Wright
@SwipeWright
X.com

Convincing my left-wing former close friends on
Facebook that Charlie Kirk wasn't a Nazi or a
fascist is completely futile because I can't even
convince them that I'M not a Nazi or a fascist, and
many have known me since early grade school.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 11/09/2025

bluesky never wanted to build a social media service, they only did it as a proof of concept for the protocol and i'm not saying they're intentionally trying to kill it now via arbitrary or cryptofascist moderation policies just that it would be a good way to entice alternative services to emerge

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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

- In your resume it says that you take a nap from 1 to 4? - Yep, every afternoon. - We'll call you. - OK, but not from 1 to 4.

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Eli Lee, Exiled Poster @heyitshamhocks.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

My bereaved family: Can't believe he's gone. But now, with the power of technology, we can ask him what he thinks about current events My distorted face glitching on a screen: ToyYotathon Is hERE

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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Here's a handy how-to guide I made for anyone who wants to calculate their monthly expenses more easily

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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

.001 milliseconds after it dawns on me that I’ve been ignoring/supporting a genocide: most important thing now is no scolding about this

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 27/07/2025

ok but counterpoint: i'm tired and i just fucking can't

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet

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Clara Murray @claradoodle.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

An AI slop factory apparently tried to rewrite our article about AI not replacing workers en masse, but hit the paywall... so just summarised the paywall. If this is the robot that takes my job I'll be v embarrassed

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 04/07/2023

crankin out the holiday hits at this bbq

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

centrist: we need to focus on popular policy me: holy shit! you mean we’re finally going to support universal healthcare? centrist: no haha not that policy me: ok so…gun control? centrist: no lol not that policy either me: ok which policy? centrist: oh you know the ones

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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 16/05/2025

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Oh wrestling is fake? Then explain this

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