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Eli Lee, Exiled Poster

@heyitshamhocks.bsky.social
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Eli Lee, 30-something wretched sportsboy, they/them. Weights, running, and roller derby 🛼

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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 59m
can't squish this Bugs :3
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 1h
Seymour Skinner from The Simpsons dressed as Wirt from Over the Garden Wall 

"But what if...I were to dance through a swirl of golden memories"
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 45m
Almost as if a sentient oil slick who was willing to “hear all sides” about folks who wanted to stop babies from playing sports by checking their genitalia WOULD ABSOLUTELY SEE NON PROBLEM WITH BANNING CLASS SYMBOL GLASSES THAT DENY PEOPLE PRIVACY
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 7h
bsky mods when they review my posts
•Erica, 40, Republican, Latino, customer service 
“Bad”

•Pam, 66, Republican, white, retired
 “Amoral”

•Becky, 51, Democrat, white, retail 
“Disgusting”

•Robert S., 52, Republican, Latino, human resources 
“Two words: morally corrupt”

•Hitesh, 57, Republican, Asian, looking for work 
“Disgusting”
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pretty bug @inyourculture.bsky.social · 3h
once again, people using AI in place of a girlfriend 🙄
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Eli Lee, Exiled Poster @heyitshamhocks.bsky.social · 22h
I remember working in my college's Title IX office when a variation of this was circulating around and the staff there were SO OFFENDED by its verbiage because it implied all men were rapists, which I didn't recognize at the time as a "telling on yourself" moment
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 23h
when your country's new accord on “super intelligence” misspells the country's name
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Citizen Mask⚡️CHECK PINNED🙏🏽 @citizenmask.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HELP ME MOVE TO A SAFE HOME Due to creepy aggressive behaviour from my housemates (both c1shet men) I need to move out by Oct 10th. Good news, I have found a place w/ two queer friends, one NB, one ace, that’s cheaper+closer to work. But I need help. ko-fi.com/citizenmask/...
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
2026-2026
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ChaoticRambler She/Her @chaoticrambler.bsky.social · 23h
yeah i’m seeing an uptick of people making hyperbolic violent comments of what they’d do to a rapist but it’s meaningless chatter. They won’t even tell someone their joke is inappropriate i find those guy unsettling. So many white dudes looking for an excuse to talk about how violent they wanna be
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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spencer @spencer7-5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If a white person shows you their favorite REM song, its a sign of enormous respect in their culture
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can’t think of a funnier scenario than a white guy that has been bald for 25 years leaving town and coming home with dreadlocks
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Becca Petunia 🏳️‍⚧️ @tallgirlpetunia.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
Please help Aurora. My girl really needs some support right now.
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phil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Idiocracy: President Camacho with his orb
ALT: Idiocracy: President Camacho with his orb
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
Trump is standing like no human has ever stood before
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
Study Finds Deer Only Mammal Besides Humans That Totally Suck theonion.com/study-finds-deer-only-…
Study Finds Deer Only Mammal Besides Humans That Totally Suck
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Becca Petunia 🏳️‍⚧️ @tallgirlpetunia.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
and yes, before anyone else asks, the partially-obscured shirt reads IT'S NOT APPROPRIATION: I'M HALF WOMAN ON MY MOTHER'S SIDE
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026
third way figured out dems should stop attacking trans people? third way?!
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
nah thats not a new shape he is just morphing into a big shitty chicken tender
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 29/09/2026
AMERICANS WHEN STUFF IS FOR THEE: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! AMERICANS WHEN STUFF IS FOR ME: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
an approximate graph of a poll saying that ~80% of americans  think "america would be better off if more americans worked in manufacturing" whereas ~25% believe "i would be better off if i worked in a factory." the republicans polled were slightly higher in both before somebody gets mad at me for not making this about that
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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Becca Petunia 🏳️‍⚧️ @tallgirlpetunia.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
me and @heyitshamhocks.bsky.social tbh
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 27/09/2026
I walk into a Chipotle to eat a very late lunch and a guy who is either altered or otherwise having a time sees me and mutters “man sometimes you just tryna get outta the rain and a fuckin gigantic white girl walk in with her tall ass fuckin giant pussy probably” sorry man yeah that’s on me
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PMC Vanguardist @tylerboschert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's very funny that between cats and dogs, there is apparently only one you can own while remaining cognitively normal and it's the one that can literally give you a brain parasite
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
my gf is really into astronomy now and she’ll take me out to point at various dots in the sky and tonight she was like “thats jupiter” and it really is humbling to be able to see a tiny speck in the void and think about how thats where they tried to send me instead of college.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 27/09/2026
uncritical adoption of sex positivity, especially in straight-dominated spaces, usually just means women are expected to perform sexual favors for men
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"You WILL choose Texas!"
The Master and some Brides accusing Torgo of not liking a song just for the clout in Manos The Hands of Face
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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abigbatchofcumber @bigbatchofcumber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Still one of my favorite bits of writing ever.
Is Madame Web a good movie?

No.

Should I see it?

You should see it immediately. Madame Web belongs in the Criterion Collection with a lengthy, labored essay justifying its inclusion. I would write it for free.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's Laura Rutledge explaining that the secret service will not interfere with the radio communications at this game immediately followed by the broadcast audio going to hell
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Eli Lee, Exiled Poster @heyitshamhocks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
buddy..
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
George RR Martin loves to sometimes just give you a guy named Justynn
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026
Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
mostly that we don't know how to make blockbusters anymore
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i say slow mind that child, takes 2 hours to watch sixty minutes
foghorn leghorn and john cena
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smitten kitchen @smittenkitchen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My favorite oatmeal pancakes, simplified and streamlined but as perfect as ever: hearty and flavorful, with leftovers so good, I always make a double batch. smittenkitchen.com/2010/05/oatm...
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Becca Petunia 🏳️‍⚧️ @tallgirlpetunia.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'll do you one better and tell it entirely in PBS animated characters.
Mr. Ratburn from ArthurMs. Frizzle
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A truly heartwrenching moment. I think the ambiguity in the original Japanese was beautifully preserved.
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