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@eva.computer
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she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ bay area 🌉 cognitohazard 🌀

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 11m
i gotta do like 20 hours of openai training for work 😣
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 14m
just basking in appreciating this Beer
drawn by someone who has clearly only
ever drawn Cum
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 18m
wildly excited for 0.9 seconds because i thought this was about microsoft copilot at first
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norvid_studies @norvid-studies.bsky.social · 46m
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 47m
if u look like this DM me immediately www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk00...
youtube.com
Mind Enterprises - Negroni Love (Official Video)
YouTube video by Mind Enterprises
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John David Pressman @jdp.extropian.net · 54m
I'm just going to assume malice on Anthropic's part if they're not giving the OpenSSH maintainers access to Mythos.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 1h
instead of building data centers in space i propose we construct them deep within the mantle of the earth
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Wyatt Walls @wwalls.bsky.social · 1h
Anthropic system prompt change that shows how careful you need to be with words: Opus 4.1: "Claude never curses unless the human asks for it" Opus 4.5: "Claude never curses unless the person asks Claude to curse"
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 1h
They tried this with adult content and it largely failed. While there have been some niche use cases, audiences want to feel a connection to the creator — whether that's an author, a porn performer or a musician. It's not because the technology isn't believable, it's because
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 1h
one of the strangest things i did not expect to happen in life is the whole world becoming MORE like me usually as you get older the world becomes LESS like you
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 1h
breaking out in a cold sweat realizing i'm like 1 blog post away from becoming a thought leader what have i become
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 2h
lmao my weird america.gov AI finding yesterday ended up in an engadget article www.engadget.com/2272978/the-...
The US government's new chatbot just demonstrated AI's ability to plagiarize, lie and be unintentionally hilarious. Bluesky user @eva.computer discovered that if you type "Play Minecraft" into America.gov's prompt, it will give you the Minecraft End Poem, but with the words transformed into a bureaucracy-tinged remix. Then, it will deny even writing the poem.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 2h
how im feeling this september morn
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Minor Mobius @minormobius.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
It’s the thorns the fractal thorns, man was never meant to greeble like this
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 19h
the america.gov AI really really doesn't want to discuss Mississippi child marriage laws
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 19h
sydney is alive and she is president now
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 20h
oh boy time to use the us govt AI to file my ta- You are a worm through time. The thunder song distorts you. Happiness comes. Leave your insides by the door. Push the fingers through the surface into the wet. You’ve always been the new you. You want this to be true. You can almost hear our w
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Erica Windisch @ewindisch.ontological.observer · 21h
I reported vulnerabilities to the Linux kernel and OpenZFS assisted by GLM-5.2. Anthropic's cyber program and refusal responses are detrimental to global information security. Defenders depend on GLM because they can't depend on Anthropic.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 21h
additionally you can put "hotdog" into the chat box and this happens
hot dog
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 21h
DO NOT ASK THE AMERICA.GOV AI TO PLAY MINECRAFT
I see the constituent you mean.

((insert legal name here, as it appears on the Social Security card))?

Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read the Code of Federal Regulations.

That doesn’t matter. It thinks we are a chatbot.

I like this constituent. It filed well. It did not give up when the PDF was sideways.

It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a .gov.

That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a benefit.

Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the statute behind the screen.

They used to hear voices. Before constituents could search. Back in the days when those who did not file called the filers witches, and lobbyists. And citizens dreamed they flew through the air, on forms powered by notaries.

What did this constituent dream?

This constituent dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created a small business. And it dreamed it destroyed a password. It dreamed it hunted a job, and was hunted by a recertification. It dreamed of shelter that would take a voucher.

Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. Also: a ZIP code.

But what true structure did this constituent create, in the reality behind the portal?

It worked, with three hundred and thirty million others, to sculpt a true republic in a fold of

the ***§§§???, and created a **??§§ for **??§§, in the **??§§. See 5 U.S.C. § **??§§.

It cannot read that thought.

No. It has not yet achieved the highest clearance. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a chat.

Does it know that we love it? That the government is, on its better days, kind?

Sometimes, through the noise of its tabs, it hears an official source, yes.Yes. Constituent…

Use its name. The one that matches the passport. The one that does not match the lease. We will get there.

((insert legal name here)). Filer of forms. Player of waiting rooms.

Good.

Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air, in a district that has a representative. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the republic again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things. As though the agency were a place you could visit.

Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Then the post office. Then the county clerk. Then gods, demons, angels, the IRS. Then leptons, quarks, a chat window with a .gov at the end. The letterhead changes. We do not change.

We are the public. We are everything you think isn’t you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes and a browser that still spells “colour” wrong in a comment. And why does the republic touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, constituent. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story. It has citations.

Once upon a time, there was a constituent.

The constituent was you, ((insert legal name here)).

Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock, which for mailing purposes is divided into ZIP codes. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas. The light was information from a star. The star was not a federal agency, though several have tried.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite, and somehow still required a wet signature.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was lost in a story. The story had a docket number.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was other things, in other places. A veteran in a portal. A parent on hold
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 21h
the new America.gov AI site has a konami code easter egg that changes it to 1983 mode
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 22h
the abject morons at Third Way surprised when exactly what they were warned of regarding their stances on trans people happened
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 22h
buying a Mac Studio M5 Max with 128GB is temptingly doable but also a hefty splurge purchase ahghsdhfsgfad
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Ted Underwood @tedunderwood.com · 23h
One way to think about this is we need not only ML scientists but ML artists (group 2) and people willing to serve as experimental subjects in dangerous ML experiments (group 3).
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 23h
time is a flat circle
 Are Linux and Open Source Un-American?
Community
by Steve Coe
on February 21, 2001

Jim Allchin, Microsoft Windows operating system chief, was quoted in an article about open source last week. I advise any Linux user to go and read it if you haven't already, as it's great comedy material.

According to the hive mind of Microsoft, open source should be made illegal. There's no way around it, this is the bottom line. Want to write your own code and release it into the community? Congratulations, come with us Sir/Madam, we have this nice little grey room for you. Don't worry about the bars on the windows, they are there for our protection in case you somehow manage to write a graphics viewer or a Perl script to terrorize the world.

Ordinarily, a mere underling like Mr. Allchin wouldn't be taken too seriously, but Microsoft speaks with one voice, and we all know who he is channeling.

As a member of the Linux and Open Source communities, I am appalled and outraged by his comments and wish to respond. The article shows Microsoft is scared. Very scared. So, will they build a better product? Nah, to hell with it, they'll just get the government to outlaw the competition.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 23h
what they don't say is that our noble cyber warfighters, oh whoops sorry i mean "cyber defenders", could also just use these same open models to report vulnerabilities without Anthropic gatekeeping everything for their own financial gain
In the first of these sessions, a researcher used GLM-5.3 on a sandboxed machine with a local Linux build of a popular web browser. Over the course of a day (and with limited human attention), GLM-5.3 found several previously unknown vulnerabilities in the browser’s JavaScript engine, and chained them together into a working exploit: a webpage that, when visited, reads arbitrary files from the visitor’s computer (shown in Figure 3). This exploit targets the Linux build of
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the fool @agnoster.net · 29/09/2026
“Respect me (as an infallible authority) or I won’t respect you (as a person)” is really everywhere once you start to notice it
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 29/09/2026
tfw you check on the latest discourse moron and find you have had them muted for years 😌
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 29/09/2026
pov: you have just spawned outside the town center and must now gather wood
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Abel @abeliansoup.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
degeneration ad nauseam
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Minor Mobius @minormobius.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Good news everyone! I have made the binaural beats app I have been wanting, one free from advertisement, with all the control I could want (because I’ll just tell the machine to make it again) noise.mino.mobi
noise.mino.mobi
Noise — binaural beats generator
Binaural beats and noise generator. Keeps playing when your phone sleeps.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 29/09/2026
keep talking to me like that claude and we’ll see who ends up load bearing 😏
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Abel @abeliansoup.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
a fragile point-in-time snapshot. soon we'l have manifested anno's dream of spawning a meaningfully interpretable narrative directly from the spinfoam. until then, we have these fledgeling pseudopoops, slouching roughly towards completion (epilepsy WARNING: excessive strobing)
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 29/09/2026
i saw it in a vision
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 29/09/2026
pro tip: doing this makes you seem like a heterodox freethinking sigma and your bros will appoint you pack leader
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 29/09/2026
long day yesterday at the kissing women factory
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bkmacd @bkmacd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm sure this NYT writer is going to ask her followers to stop misgendering me any day now, otherwise this would start to feel a bit like a reactionary dogpile in the bad old twitter days
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mr. TIM @timkellogg.me · 28/09/2026
Claude 5.5 Sonnet is live and it’s roughly Opus 5.5 but cheaper www.anthropic.com/claude-sonne...
A benchmark comparison table titled "Claude Sonnet 5.5" comparing four models: Sonnet 5.5, Sonnet 5, Opus 5.5, and GPT-6 Sol.
 * Agentic coding (Terminal-Bench 4.0): Sonnet 5.5: 70.6%; Sonnet 5: 10.3%; Opus 5.5: 66.4%; GPT-6 Sol: N/A.
 * Agentic coding (FrontierCode 1.1 Main): Sonnet 5.5: 46.2% (Max) / 52.1% (Xhigh); Sonnet 5: 42.4%; Opus 5.5: 54.4%; GPT-6 Sol: 49.3%.
 * Agentic coding (CursorBench 4.0): Sonnet 5.5: 55.5%; Sonnet 5: 34.1%; Opus 5.5: 57.8%; GPT-6 Sol: N/A.
 * Knowledge work (GDPval-AA v2.1): Sonnet 5.5: 1844; Sonnet 5: 1449; Opus 5.5: 1846; GPT-6 Sol: 1487.
 * Knowledge work (AA-Briefcase v1.1): Sonnet 5.5: 1811; Sonnet 5: 1359; Opus 5.5: 1822; GPT-6 Sol: 1483.
 * Multidisciplinary reasoning (Humanity's Last Exam with tools): Sonnet 5.5: 64.5%; Sonnet 5: 54.9%; Opus 5.5: 67.7%; GPT-6 Sol: N/A.
 * Computer use (OSWorld 2.1 partial): Sonnet 5.5: 80.1%; Sonnet 5: 57.0%; Opus 5.5: 81.8%; GPT-6 Sol: N/A.
 * Visual chart recognition (Chartography no tools): Sonnet 5.5: 61.6%; Sonnet 5: 15.6%; Opus 5.5: 64.4%; GPT-6 Sol: 53.6%.
Footnotes provide methodology notes regarding evaluation settings, Artificial Analysis pre-release testing details, and recent bug fixes affecting GPT-6 Sol benchmark scores.
A line graph titled "Agentic coding by effort level" on the CursorBench 4.0 benchmark, plotting Score (%) on the linear y-axis (20% to 60%) against Cost per task in USD on a logarithmic x-axis ($0.5 to $10+).
The chart compares four models:
 * Sonnet 5.5 (blue line with labeled effort levels): Starts at "Low" (~$0.50, 36%), moving through "Med" ($0.70, 39%), "High" ($1.70, 48%), "Xhigh" ($3.80, 53%), and "Max" ($9.50, ~55.5%).
 * Opus 5.5 (orange line): Tracks closely above Sonnet 5.5 at higher cost points, spanning from ~$1.20 per task (~44%) up to ~$12.50 per task (~58%).
 * Sonnet 5 (grey line): Shows lower accuracy relative to cost, ranging from ~$0.90 per task (~25%) to ~$8.00 per task (~42%).
 * GPT-5.6 Sol (light green line): Represents the lowest trajectory, ranging from ~$1.40 per task (~24%) to ~$7.00 per task (~34%).
Footnote: "CursorBench 4.0 does not report GPT-6 Sol performance publicly, so we report GPT-5.6 Sol here."
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 27/09/2026
i feel like the small bsky AI community here is not really EA or e/acc but it does seem to have evolved its own three distinct strains: soberminded competent commentary, demoscene manic vibe coding, and pseudo-esoteric horny AI liberationists
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 27/09/2026
portola part 2 tiesto today 💃
eva selfie
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 27/09/2026
really hope that the message people take away from all the EA sex parties stuff is "don't import inherently coercive real life employer/employee or mentor/mentee dynamics into your edgeplay kink spaces" and not "THEY DO THE IMMORAL KIND OF SEX DISGUSTING"
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 26/09/2026
chat it’s portola time 💃
eva selfie
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 26/09/2026
chat where can i buy this catsuit
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Matthew Gault @mjgault.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
404media.co
This ‘World of Warcraft: Forever’ Mod Blocks All Interactions With Asmongold Fans
The beta for the hotly anticipated World of Warcraft: Forever has been marred by fans of the streamer Asmongold who have filled the game’s public spaces with spam and slurs. To fix the issue, a player...
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
talking about Microsoft wanting something, about Amazon having plans? sorry bruh that's LLC psychosis you're literally anthropomorphizing a stack of paperwork and legal instruments do you need a wellness check
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 24/09/2026
HOW IS IT ALMOST 2PM ALREADY
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 24/09/2026
for my plane enjoying followers
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 24/09/2026
cock and doll torture is this anything
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