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S Peter Davis

@speterdavis.com
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Columnist at large, former Cracked staff from its golden age. Now at speterdavis.substack.com and plato-was-a-dick.ghost.io. Too weird to live, too rare to die.

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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 28/09/2026
These people misrepresent their true motivations all the time. For all they complain about their tax dollars going to to the poor, when they see a propaganda ad demonizing the poor, they're upset because it's not misogynist or racist. It's not even the poor they really hate, it's just minorities.
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 28/09/2026
Brandon, Call Garette "Ratliff"
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 28/09/2026
"We should be more thoughtful and honest about the way we discuss the specific harms of data centers." "I am going to kill you."
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 27/09/2026
Bernie Sanders is going to start tweeting about Roko's Basilisk. 2026 is wild
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 26/09/2026
Streisand the fuck out of this thing
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 24/09/2026
“Trump TV,” the new state media replacement for MSNBC and Politico, looks like it’s going great
571 viewers
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 24/09/2026
Woimsday
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 23/09/2026
Grabbing you by the collar with both hands, white knuckled, neck veins bulging, and screaming "HOW TALL ARE WOMEN??"
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 23/09/2026
I'm fairly confident that this is being misreported, because Robert Eggers isn't that stupid? Most likely someone misinterpreted something, maybe even a joke.
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 23/09/2026
what are we doing here
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 22/09/2026
Who do you think David Ellison will hire as editor in chief of CNN? My guess is Joe Rogan.
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 22/09/2026
I look at Twitter occasionally (it's necessary unfortunately for what I write about) but it's hard to describe for people who don't go there just how bad it is. The density of not just racism but misogyny and all other flavors of hate. "Cut down on the right wing slop" my fat ass. It's Gab now.
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 22/09/2026
Sad to think they probably brought the Paul brothers to the White House only because the Tate brothers couldn't get bail
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 20/09/2026
Trump is finally going to put an end to ISIS terrorists pouring across the border from Virginia into DC
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Alan Allport @alanallport.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 18/09/2026
Two decades ago when everyone was making fun of how bad the Twilight movies were, I never could have imagined that those would become two of my favorite actors
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 16/09/2026
Are you people still trying to run the economy on classic math after all the cool kids have already moved on to Math 2?
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 15/09/2026
This is exactly the kind of message I do not want to see while everyone is having a discourse about rogue AI going self aware and taking over the internet
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 15/09/2026
Boosting for coinage of the word "murderbinkie"
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 14/09/2026
Cunk is the hero we need. She will save us.
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 12/09/2026
Critical Support to comrade *checks notes* uhh
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 11/09/2026
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 11/09/2026
oh, ok
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 10/09/2026
I will swallow your soul
Me, swallowing your soul
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 10/09/2026
Counterpoint: Silicon Valley is openly saying they're thinking about killing everyone
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh shit
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 09/09/2026
I KNEW IT
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 09/09/2026
It happened again
Scooby doo unmask meme: AGI = Plagiarized human effort
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 09/09/2026
Worldcon coming to my town 2028 motherbitches lets go!!
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 08/09/2026
You know when the discourse is getting heated around here when people start screenshot-quoting each other
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 07/09/2026
Ok so I had no idea she looks like this
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 06/09/2026
Natalie Portman's three most recent partners have been named Devendra Banhart, Benjamin Millepied, and Tanguy Destable. These are not real human names. Total and complete shutdown of Natalie Portman's dating life until we figure out what's going on.
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 05/09/2026
The people the US government is hiring to produce this kind of content are young, probably zoomer-aged groypers, the same people who hide sonnenrads and 1488 references in official White House social media posts, and I legit think, as evil as the admin are, much of this stuff goes over their heads
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 05/09/2026
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 04/09/2026
A lot of discussion on the Bad Internet Places today about how the Lindsay Clancy case is proof that women are too emotional and the 19th amendment needs to be repealed and women need to be removed from public life, and I’m like, ok, you understand that’s also an extremely emotional response, right?
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 03/09/2026
Why did you bury the lede that this was directed by SAM RAIMI
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 03/09/2026
HE'S DECLARED IT OVER MULTIPLE TIMES
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 02/09/2026
I'm putting together a team. New book from @gilduran.com arrived to add to my September reading list
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caranatar @vibecode.rodeo · 30/08/2026
Three panel comic. In the first panel a woman asks "is this hell?" 

Panel two: 
The man replies "in what sense?" 
Woman: "the present moment is both eternal and painful" 

Panel three:
Man: "in hell, there is relief in utter helplessness. here, our actions have consequences for both ourselves and others" 
Woman: "truly, it is worse"
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 28/08/2026
Is blood moon a werewolf thing or a vampire thing
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
Batman rogues gallery from the 60s tv show
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 27/08/2026
Remember when he signed an executve order declaring that vaccines cause autism? Straight up thinks he has Bruce Almighry powers
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 27/08/2026
For a website with the reputation of being the wokest place on the internet, a lot of Bluesky's having trouble grasping the argument that cosplaying racism isn't healthy for society. I don't think there would be this much pushback if it was something else people were pretending to be racist against
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 27/08/2026
If 80-year-olds are on the menu this week, I know a way the Rule of Three can fully redeem itself tomorrow
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 25/08/2026
Even further than "clanker" being a mimicry of reactionary slurs, it's an incredibly cringe one that makes real slurs look witty in comparison. The last thing we need is to embarrass ourselves into making racists look clever.
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 21/08/2026
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Okay who made this comic? We are trying to find the creator for permission to include it in a book about my mister gotcha panel.
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 19/08/2026
Holy SHIT
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 17/08/2026
The Republicans are entering levels of crashing out never before seen
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