Reposted by The RandymanMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 15hBENOIT BLANC: (walks on to kung fu movie) wHHat is this. Cratchin Tagga. 254870
Reposted by The RandymanWill Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 19hTop ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read. 8466381065
Reposted by The RandymanSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 14hall the small things crisp tots, hot wings starting with some lighter fare got some apps for us to share 678086
Reposted by The RandymanErica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 22hOk this is the favorite commission for day 2. The prompt was "ghost rider as a mail carrier" 673947859
Reposted by The RandymanTom McAllister @tmcallister.bsky.social · 09/10/2026used AI to personalize my Mario Kart. No more weird vehicles, we're all in Subarus now. The courses are the streets of my youth, and instead of shells we're picking up Gobstoppers. Yoshi looks like my dog. All the rest of the characters are sexy ladies who are there because they really want to be 897584
Reposted by The RandymanRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 10/11/2025The President has 2 settings: diarrhea and asleep 432452232
Reposted by The RandymanHunter Felt 🏳️⚧️ @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA 202200508
Reposted by The Randymanceej @ceej.online · 04/09/2025malcolm gladwell has been a dipshit for 10,000 hours 382945337
Reposted by The Randyman𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comJD Vance's Side Eye at VP DebateALT: JD Vance's Side Eye at VP Debate 841373
Reposted by The RandymanGD (Mima Spooky Season) @mrgamerdude.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Tim Curry with his GameBoy on the set of The Three Musketeers (1993) 439050
Reposted by The RandymanPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 06/10/2026JENNA 👏 MARONEY 👏 BEHAVIOR 750740
Reposted by The RandymanBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I do not post screenshots from the X app because I am not an importer of filth. All the filth you see here is organic and locally sourced 382335153
Reposted by The Randymanthe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 28/11/2023my cat and me when we accidentally transfer a static shock 321917
Reposted by The Randymanfraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026You know nothing about cheesecake 33305836
Reposted by The Randymanvideogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 04/10/2026the x-files doom II: the hunt for the truth, planned total conversion of doom II, web art (1998) web.archive.org/web/19981203... 222052
Reposted by The RandymanLuke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this 374475585
Reposted by The Randymanpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 168124202648
Reposted by The RandymanChristine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Not sure who made this but yes 332031
Reposted by The Randymantinybaby @tiny.baby · 02/10/2026My favorite part about this story is you know there's at least one person in this guy's life who has secretly been thinking I fucking bet this guy's dad is Michael McDonald but never said it because that's crazy and now he's losing his mind 533724
Reposted by The Randymandan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 63112952557
Reposted by The RandymanMike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s October 1st 744421535
Reposted by The RandymanDavid W (aka Flex NP) @rnflex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026In 24 hours we've seen one company, Eli Lilly, show us they've essentially solved obesity from a pharmacology standpoint. Take your pick it'll work. From a diabetic and obesity standpoint, bariatric surgery isn't the only option anymore. We can do it with pharmacology. 162
Reposted by The RandymanMichaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not sure why I made this but now you have to see it 10995863656
Reposted by The RandymanDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ah yes the circle of life 14098461643
Reposted by The Randymanphylan @phylan.website · 30/09/2026smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak 451738196
Reposted by The RandymanInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Texas Democratic Senate candidates 014113
Reposted by The RandymanBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Saw this picture and trying to figure out the Diddy Kong situation is leading me down a rabbit hole that can only end with me rejecting the moon landing 871397175
Reposted by The Randymanhorse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 15/07/2023everyone's talking about some guy. who cares. 14888225
Reposted by The RandymanKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The history of Hollywood told through the often tumultuous experience of the Minion immigrants that helped build it is a beautiful and moving cinematic achievement. 4603
Reposted by The RandymanJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother” 101168164
Reposted by The RandymanMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i bring an iced coffee to the interview. only it’s not for me, it’s for the interviewer. and it’s laced with a sedative. when she comes to, she’s wearing my clothes and i’m in her office. her car keys don’t work. i’m with her husband. her kids don’t recognize her. coming soon from A24. 161218182
Reposted by The RandymanDrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026THIS THE FUCKING GOAT, Y'ALL Growing up with syndicated Jack as a role model I was convinced that adulthood would consist of weekly dinner parties where my boss's wives were constantly trying to sneak pantyhose feet up my pant leg 17010
Reposted by The Randymanironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[crappin’ my ass off on the toliet] *unmutes Teams to say something at the exact moment a turd bloinks into the water* No concerns 1297696
Reposted by The Randymanpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes. 67105321639
Reposted by The RandymanpolitiBOO! @politiburb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Oh yeah, that's good bluesky right there 1051673181
Reposted by The Randymanspringfieldians 2: hyperspringfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 24/09/2026 126263
Reposted by The RandymanTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 3098512767
Reposted by The RandymanTrung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 23/09/2026Some old drawings of a young Wonder Woman I did while working on my Black and Gold short story. 171780409
Reposted by The RandymanBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The thing about the country shrugging every 2/4 years and smashing the "Other guy" button at the polls because of ~affordability~ is eventually you get someone who takes the button away. Untenable situation 142213221
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