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Katra Ariello, Golden Apple Audio 🏳️‍⚧️ @katrafiy.bsky.social · 21h

Hey everyone, I'm really in a bind. I was just told earlier today that my job will be terminating me on October 13th, exactly one day before my upcoming requested paid medical leave to recover from bottom surgery. I intend to fight this in court, but I could really use some help in the meantime.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 17h

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 23h

back in college all the "good men" were divided into 3 categories: the ones who'd start on about "not wanting to ruin a young man's life" whenever girls tried to organize night escorts across the quad, the ones who who went "its awful, but feminists are just as bad" and the "whoops actually a woman"

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

every damn week its like "the fda recalled pumpkin spice due to mercury contamination, all fruit due to the inspector falsifying 'we did not put our dicks in this' stickers, and is planning on recalling eggnog in a couple months after putting skunk feces in it just to fuck with you."

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

my gf continues to just say things like "you know, the thing about popeye is that he really gets his ass kicked until he gets to eats that spinach." I feel like I'm dating marge simpson.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

my gf is really into astronomy now and she’ll take me out to point at various dots in the sky and tonight she was like “thats jupiter” and it really is humbling to be able to see a tiny speck in the void and think about how thats where they tried to send me instead of college.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

sometimes I think meditating within a hermit grotto, shrouded by colored clouds between heaven and earth, in order to cultivate and balance the immortal energies that flow through such heaven-caves, as they do my own body, would fix me. that or jerking off.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

yeah I like choosin texas. choosin it to poop on.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

its always funny when a big account no one you know or care about follows is going “bluesky is a foul BUBBLE that hates AMERICA and MUSIC” and then you check their skeets and they’re also a weird progressive(?) transphobe

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

hot new manga sensation The 100 Wives Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Mourn Your Aunt

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"no one knows why the survey included harry potter and we intentionally make surveys that mean nothing and serve no purpose all the time" c'mon, man. "thank goodness we have no reason to ever doubt the wise corporation! I promise to be less vigilant in the future!" c'mon, nerds.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I would say I'm surprised that the guy from that silly midnight gospel cartoon turned out to be a deranged reactionary crank dressed like some kind of Moon Jester and threatening comedians with execution but, I mean, I can't say I'm THAT surprised.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

sigh. another day another 7-12 fucking ai translation patches. it turns out that gamers and romhackers deserve nothing, but unfortunately I do.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

all along universes beyond was, in fact, a psyop designed to attract a non-trans audience, a longtime dream of hasbro, with the ultimate goal in mind being to finally achieve a large enough cis buy-in to not only crossover with shit like harry potter but to also drop all pretense of quality control

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“you only pretend to not like this thing because you middle class hipsters want CULTURAL CACHET” is easy to mock when its about a country song no one’s heard of and coming from rolling stone, but that basic premise is also the core of like twelve discourses a month on here so lets be humble

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I feel like it went unremarked upon how funny it is that Unicorn Overlord has a lesbian cucking ending. If Alain marries one of the angels she ditches him to go live happily with his childhood friend instead. He's only allowed to visit the two of them for silent prayer.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

this is turning up fascinating results, did you know there is an FF gacha game where the lamias have a charm skill that doesn't effect women, but also they have ANOTHER more POWERFUL charm skill that does? so actually every playable FF woman is mechanically bisexually, they just have high standards.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“iced coffee discourse” is one of those pleasant reminders that I’m not exactly the same species as the rest of you. Like, not removed enough to get a completely new classification, but like a ring species I can no longer successfully mate with the original discoursers.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

you know when a bigger muppet is eating a smaller muppet, but the puppeteer didnt quite toss it all the way in so it gets stuck halfway for a few seconds but with no animating hand inside it just dangles, eyes unblinking, and you think “oh I guess that one for real died?” thats how everything feels.

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sasha @2damntrans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Astonishing really how ADHD-denialism so closely matches early trans-denialism (say, a decade ago, before it went mask-off eliminationist), to the point that it includes the exact same personalities, again vomiting their know-nothing opinions all over the place.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

it would be great if one group of weirdos didn’t conflate threats and abuse with media criticism and also if another group of opposed weirdos didn’t conflate media criticism with threats and abuse.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I can't believe it took me this long to learn/surmise that she's "Miss Piggy" because she was originally "Miss Piggy Lee" in homage to Peggy Lee.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

starting a new bit called “Genghis Khan, trans ally” in hopes of light parody but somehow creating entirely unrelated and horrifying forms of discourse instead.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I am above all the needlessly furious discourse and petty bickering of such base personages as the nerd, the weeb, and the shipper. I devote my time to higher pursuits, such as getting furious over nyt listicles and bickering over nyt listicles.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

now I know you kids like the old 11 and 3/4 episodes of Sayonara Lara, but this epilogue's going to be better than 10 Super Bowls!

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

now I know you kids like the old 11 and 3/4 episodes of Sayonara Lara, but this epilogue's going to be better than 10 Super Bowls!

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Amy Sundberg @amysundberg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I like this paragraph: "To put that number into perspective, Wilson’s completely voluntary $12.6 million bump to SPD is 20% greater than the entire budget for the Office of Labor Standards, the office tasked with solving the single most prevalent form of theft in the nation: wage theft."

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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Aaron from trust and safety when a trans woman jokes about dropping a big cartoon anvil on someone who has actively made her and her friends lives nightmares for most of her adult life

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

"go jump in a lake", "take a long walk off a short pier", "put an egg in your shoe and beat it", "go peddle your papers" these are just some of the violent, actionable threats journalists and academics face every two to three months on bluesky, or as some call it The Murder Website.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’m getting real tired of discourses where everyone involved, from friends I respect to random strangers that suck, is being a big aggressive stupid asshole. those only work when there’s those ones inbetween where we’re all just having fun and riffin’. we need one of those soon before I snap.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

my muppet crossover comic review is that my girlfriend reacted a lot stronger to me saying "I think Rouge the Bat fucked Lex Luther" than "I think Miss Piggy is having a threesome with Rocket Raccoon and Groot" but she DID still look up from her Dark Souls so I'd say B out of 10.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

its the day of bivisibility. I can finally see all of you! those two statements are unrelated tho. it turned out someone had slipped a bucket over my head and I only just noticed.

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Thembo @thembo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Gavin Newsom didn't just let this happen, he actively helped make it happen. Any comment from the crowd who spent weeks harassing anyone who said they were hesitant to vote for this sociopath?

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’ve been doing this weird thing where I look at the enemy data of various rpgs that have the Charm status effect or equivalent to determine which enemies and party members are mechanically bisexual and the results are stupid but fascinating. I’m gonna call it “ludosexuality” to piss people off.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Otherside Picnic rules because the yuri protagonist goes “we don’t need to kiss to be gay, right? we can be gay in a high concept important way that doesn’t require physical intimacy?” and the dimension of horrors incapable of human empathy goes “FUCK YOU” until she masturbates in front of her gf

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I don't think its a coincidence that everyone got worse exponentially ever since the us government stole and dissected the cap hill mystery vending machine. the feds absolutely put is into a dimension war with that move.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

do you all REALLY like the muppet marvel thing if I haven’t seen even one drawing of emma frost and miss piggy making out? it just seems like you could be a little more supportive if you wanted to, thats all I’m saying.

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Claire, Boob Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

okay, same? you aren't special

25,000-year-old teeth reveal ancient humans were addicted to nut sucking

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

the subtext vs explicit text debate is stupid. its all context dependent. subtext is good when it makes me feel smart, while explicit text is good when it makes me feel powerful. both are also good when its funny or horny. if you forget this helpful guide you can find it again deep within your heart

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Brain 1: remember that time in first grade when you yelled “its squirrel time!” and bit another kid? here it is on repeat Brain 2: HEY THERE MIGHTY BRONTOSAURUS! DON’T YOU HAVE A LESSON FOR US? Mouth: Yes honey, that Stanford study does sound interesting

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

company: we’re bringing back our forgotten old IP! me in my 20s: this validates my choices as a child in a way that paradoxically makes me feel validated as the adult I am expected, but failing, to be! me in my 30s: let it die, we should all be so lucky me in my 40s: I look forward to the weird porn

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

“you know Statler, Ms Frost has been through Age of X, Death of X, House of X, Powers of X, Swords of X, but I’m not sure what you’d call this” “easy, Ham and X! d’ohohohoho”

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

“look at that Waldorf, they managed to get the morally dubious leader of a collection of dangerous freaks, feared and hated for their differences, up on stage” “yeah, and the white queen is there too!” “these two were made for each other” “yeah, Emma’s a Frost and the pig’s not-so-hot d’ohohoho”

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

my mom was telling us old farm stories about the time she was a kid and her dad made her kill the pig she raised and “I was sad, but the bacon was real good and it was like part of her stayed with me forever” and I am a little alarmed at how hard I had to resist saying “this too is yuri” out loud

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“you degenerate lesbians only care about KISSING and any media criticisms you make are LIES because you ONLY wanted KISSING so I don’t need to regard you as a human with INTERIORITY because unlike me YOU are ABUSIVE and have COOTIES!” some of you need to consider that you’re very defensively weird

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

not gem, not bait, but a secret third thing (annoying)

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