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Got CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
19th century Ryan Grim: Based on the orderly nature of the stab wounds, “the ripper” is a highly inaccurate name. Its journalistic malpractice to not give “Jack” credit for minimizing suffering and killing painlessly 19th century Michael Tracey: I think these bitches alive 💯
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 20h
Tweet from phil (@PhilJamesson):

Officer: do you know why I pulled you over
Me: no sir
My Parrot: hell yea I love driving 86 mph without a seatbelt! my name is phil jamesson
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 1h
get yourself a grump Husband who loves old graveyard
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Amazing thank you! My grump Husband (who was a coal miner in England starting at age 16. Guess he has reason to be grumpy) loves old graveyard.
So do l! I am going to plan activities for us, stuff I know husband will like (kid is happy if husband is) so l have my first thing which is the graveyard.
Thanks! Any good antique stores? Just to look?
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 15h
absolutely fascinated by whatever is going on here
hairline looks like the northern border of oregon
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phylan @phylan.website · 15h
please stop saying "slobberknocker"
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phylan @phylan.website · 15h
what if I smoked weed AND watched playoff baseball in here??? time to innovate
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phylan @phylan.website · 17h
tragically I think safe
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 17h
Game 1: Phillies-Braves Game 2: Two .500 teams make everyone do Opener Discourse Game 3: Yankees-Red Sox I keep telling you guys baseball is about suffering and boy is this postseason delivering
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phylan @phylan.website · 17h
smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 18h
PODCAST HOST: the blood from the crime scene was found to actually be from the murder victim PODCAST CO-HOST: wait… the murder victim… died? with blood PODCAST HOST: i know—i was thinking the same thing. but then i read in the report that they died from the blood not being in the body anymore
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phylan @phylan.website · 17h
I just saw this posted to Instagram and like. where were you taught about the Salem Witch Trials
white text on black: "Isnt it interesting how we were taught to fear the witches, but not the men who burned them"
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phylan @phylan.website · 18h
man they snuck a yanks sox series into this again? shit
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 18h
pretend i’m just retweeting this
post from evan grant that says “darvish through 15 bitches off before mound felt good” many favorites and retweets
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phylan @phylan.website · 18h
"he's one of the toughest around as far as barrel rates are concerned" -- bit of color commentary I just heard? or Donkey Kong review
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phylan @phylan.website · 19h
sorry, what the fuck is being challenged here
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phylan @phylan.website · 19h
ok
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phylan @phylan.website · 19h
how did Big Dom get a tv ad. like 10 psychos know who he is
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phylan @phylan.website · 19h
this opener is doing his best to limit the damage but the question is do the Astros have a rock solid second inning guy
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phylan @phylan.website · 20h
as your lawyer I am advising you to keep posting this shit, etc
push noti: Man City CEO Ferran Soriano claims verdict against the club is the result of a "Premier League conspiracy theory"
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phylan @phylan.website · 20h
lol that throw
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phylan @phylan.website · 20h
tmac on the call eh
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phylan @phylan.website · 20h
alright wadda we got. let's go White Sox
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Matt Winkelman @mattwinkelman.bsky.social · 20h
It was the correct move, Don Mattingly made a correct bullpen move. He put his closer in for the 7th and 8th because it was the best chance to see the 9th. Duran piped a 99.9 mph fastball that got hit. There is a litany of managers who lost with their closer standing in the bullpen.
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phylan @phylan.website · 20h
that was notably rougher than getting blown out though
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phylan @phylan.website · 20h
get em tomorrow
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phylan @phylan.website · 20h
right move, didn't work
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phylan @phylan.website · 21h
THANK FUCK
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phylan @phylan.website · 02/11/2025
stop fucking bunting
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phylan @phylan.website · 21h
really proud of McFarlane for recovering there though
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phylan @phylan.website · 21h
inches away from a dinger, about a millimeter away from a catch
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phylan @phylan.website · 21h
knew he'd be waving away after that
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phylan @phylan.website · 21h
thanks Luzardo. sorry that were going to somehow score -2 runs from this point on
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phylan @phylan.website · 21h
just backed over liberty biberty with my car
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 23h
a fictional chart from 1995 to 2025 showing "guys who like sports" becoming more left-wing coded and "guys who says sportsball is the opiate of the masses" becoming more right-wing coded
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phylan @phylan.website · 23h
let's go phils
Christian Bale holding an axe from American Psycho
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard
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phylan @phylan.website · 29/09/2026
it seems like a problem that Michael Tracey and Benjamin Ryan can go around behaving like future mass shooters and then just go "erm it's actually journalism"
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.
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Sid Menon @beamsplashx.wethoughtaboutgames.com · 01/10/2024
if there's anything i've learned after 15 years in this goddamn city, it's that finding someone who isn't a scumbag or a liar is harder than finding a thimble, a clock, a hula hoop, an hourglass, a picture frame, a duvet cover, a cookie tin, a claw hammer, a basketball, a toothbr
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phylan @phylan.website · 29/09/2026
what if we gave Kellen Moore a raise over his current contract and the title of Head Coach (of the offense)
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phylan @phylan.website · 29/09/2026
my wife set up a transparent tent in the backyard a few nights ago so she and her friends could have a witch party during the harvest moon. but here's the thing: it's also great for smoking weed in
a transparent tent with a bunch of candles and also my knee
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phylan @phylan.website · 29/09/2026
mukuba is dogshit
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phylan @phylan.website · 29/09/2026
even I could fucking tell they were trying to draw you off dipshits
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phylan @phylan.website · 29/09/2026
well. that one's on Jalen
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phylan @phylan.website · 29/09/2026
perhaps you should throw it the number of yards you need to gain or further
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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phylan @phylan.website · 29/09/2026
maybe with back to back giant fart 3 and outs you'd try something different but I guess not
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phylan @phylan.website · 29/09/2026
the chatgpt ad is particularly nasty
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phylan @phylan.website · 29/09/2026
what the fuck is happening in coverage
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