pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes. 67105251637 10.5K
Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Trumps single greatest political achievement was being able to activate a large portion of low information (stupid) non-voters and convert them into voters. We need a national project to convert them back 1290 29
Basically an Honest Bobo in Paradise @boboinparadise.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Had to search for it, not featuring it now, for some reason. Like they're feeling regret over this feature. Morons On Parade is an apter title. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...nytimes.comOpinion | The Economy, Immigration and Regret: 12 Trump Voters DiscussTrump voters discuss their disappointment with the president’s second term. 190 9
Updog Sinclair @greaterhuff.bsky.social · 28/04/2026media.tenor.coma man holding a microphone with the words let 's hear ' em out behind himALT: a man holding a microphone with the words let 's hear ' em out behind him 050 5
Abacus Wizard @abacuswizard.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Imagine going back in time to 1934 and telling Walt that the cartoon duck he had just created would someday be known only as the *second* most bad-tempered over-the-top caricature named Donald. 040 4
Simon @simon437.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The ultimate post-truth strategy: lean so hard into the absurdity that the journalist starts questioning their own grip on reality. Gaslighting as a performance art. 000 0
Christian Kündig @christian.kuendig.info · 29/04/2026I guess it’s better than admitting being a racist misogynist. It was a choice between two people, if their explanation why they voted for one doesnt make sense - maybe it was actually a vote against the other? 010 1
Michael @michaelmccarthy92.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Same reason I voted for Nigel Farage, I had him confused with Nigel Thornberry. 000 0
NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Look, that’s like the least bad reason imaginable. 0150 15
Gauche Vibes @nedgilmore.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I feel like the message here is that the Democrats Clintonesque schtick of making sure voters realise that politicians will never again do anything for them, ever, for any reason, no, No, NO, has entirely lost them the 'wishcasting, denial, and dreams' community. This has become politically fatal. 010 1
Danni Jo 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @epee.cc · 28/04/2026Honestly the least shameful reason to have voted for him. 11761 176
D W the Gutless @dwoboyle.com · 28/04/2026"I voted him because I knew it would be bad and I've been a very bad little boy... Don't you think, Mr Reporter?" 0111 11
Jay’s Art Corner @jaysartcorner.bsky.social · 28/04/2026“Look when I saw Donald cast Zettaflare and vaporize Terra-Xehanort, I knew I had to vote for him!” 0200 20
Aric and The Man Who Shot Cane Skeeteburg @hatkidsays.bsky.social · 28/04/2026This would honestly be less frustrating 060 6
Mitch Solomon @mitchsolomon.bsky.social · 28/04/2026If he had just focused on lowering prices that would be totally fine 000 0
Michael Delaporta @mdelaporta.bsky.social · 28/04/2026“I’m a Mallard, my father was a Mallard, and his father before him. And I’ll be damned if I’ll let some Pekin son of a bitch take my job.” 040 4
Stressed_Scientist @wittyretorthere.bsky.social · 28/04/2026He served his country and lovingly raised 3 nephews as best he could. I would definitely admit to thinking a fictional duck was real before admitting I was stupid enough to believe Trump had changed. 0240 24
@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“Everyone on the internet loves he Donald Duck guy, the guy who thought he voted for Donald Duck when he voted for Trump. [five minutes later]. I regret to inform you Donald Duck guy died running into a wall painted like a tunnel” 010 1
Internet Opinion @bensonisrad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's so weird that he isn't a good president after all that experience as a professional pedophile. 000 0
Internet Opinion @bensonisrad.bsky.social · 29/04/2026To be fair, if I remember correctly... Donald Trump really really really wanted to be the president and how could you just take that away from him back then? 010 1
allanclane.bsky.social @allanclane.bsky.social · 29/04/2026It’s easy to make that confusion. Donald Duck doesn’t wear pants, and that’s when Donald Trump gets into trouble too. 030 3
Random Dangling Mystery @sidslang.bsky.social · 28/04/2026What percentage of American voters are just functionally Dinsdale Piranha taking directives from a giant hedgehog? 0100 10
Dan Tuohy @tripsnek.com · 28/04/2026<turns to focus group> "Did anyone else feel this way?" <two hands go up> 1940 94
Bill Beers @wmbeers.bsky.social · 28/04/2026This would be less embarrassingly dumb than what some of them actually said. 0460 46
Spamuel J. Risk @itshard.bsky.social · 29/04/2026NYT: our job is to inform the public about the candidates before they make a globe destroying mistake. Me: You sure you want to write an article about how uninformed everybody is? 010 1
Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 28/04/2026least embarrassing NYT focus group response 01162 116
Chris G Daniel @chrisgdaniel.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Me: When the guy is making the drawing, can you tell him to make me look like a thumb as much as possible? 0200 20
LaDelfa @ladelfa.bsky.social · 29/04/2026isn't Donald Duck just a *drawing* of a duck, and not a real duck, not a real Republican? 000 0
Gentle Ox, but scary (Dave) @gentleox.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Still a smarter reason than the average Trump voter tbh 0110 11
Alex McG @spydak.bsky.social · 29/04/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9XG...youtube.comJerma Highlights - Donald DuckYouTube video by prog-dog 000 0
Troy Brundidge 312/802 @teebeegeo.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Moderator: Jose, Latino from Florida. "You said discriminating against anybody that looks different than us". What did you mean by "Us"? 1110 11
andyrs313.bsky.social @andyrs313.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Both Donald Trump and Donald Duck could do with wearing pants more often around children. 060 6
Paul Gadzikowski 🔞 @sc4rfm4n.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Donald Duck and Donald Trump are obviously not the same person. Donald Duck wears his service uniform. 1112 11
stan29.bsky.social @stan29.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Perhaps he was thinking of the famed bass player Donald "Duck" Dunn? Yeah, he's dead, but a definite improvement. 020 2
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 29/04/2026The drawing.media.tenor.coma picture of donald duck with the number 465 on the bottom right cornerAlt: a picture of donald duck and then it flips upside down and looks like Trump. 010 1
Banda Bassotti @orpach.neocities.org · 29/04/2026There is a selection effect in sampling people for the newspaper like this. About 4% are also just taking the piss. 010 1
joybuzzer.bsky.social @joybuzzer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026shorter Jose- "I couldn't vote for a woman" 070 7
Rob Hageman @roballemachtig.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026Those who didn't vote at all: "Oh no! Look what you've done!" 000 0
Vichy Democrats will not see heaven @agentincommand.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I'm starting to think the Get Out the Vote people really fucked up. Like, it's fine not to vote if you're not informed. Study up and try again next time. 2401 40
ahdok @socksandpuppets.com · 29/04/2026I made a guide to help people with this way back in 2016. 0132 13
Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 28/04/2026NYT reporter: Why are you eating a shoe? Me: Would you like some? 1450 45
SidoenVT @sidoen.net · 29/04/2026See, that's just an innocent mistake, I can forgive that quite easily. 021 2
kushghost @kushghost.bsky.social · 29/04/2026…. oh and i guess i had him confused with scrooge mcduck. 110 1
Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 28/04/2026Take it from me, the guy who’s specialty is being employed 2283431 834
bk @kolczyn.ski · 29/04/2026This article is why Barrat said EU security can't be left in the hands of voters in Wisconsin, which is some insanely depressing realpolitik 000 0
