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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 8h
you had better BELIEVE i was horny for Carmen Sandiego
Siri Dahl@siridahl.com
New @firstthirstpod.com episode with @milesklee.bsky.social out now! Miles will also be joining us at First Thirst LIVE at the Elysian on October 7th! 🎟️ Get your tickets NOW (IRL and streaming available!) calendar.elysiantheater.com/shows/siri-d...
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Choosin' Going to the Polls @untimelygamer.bsky.social · 1h
Guys want nothing more than a girl who will steal the beans from Lima.
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Ieda Marcondes @iedamarcondes.com · 6h
QUEM não se sentia atraído pela Carmen Sandiego??
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Anaheim Assis @seuassis.bsky.social · 3h
A Carmen Sandiego foi uma das minhas mães gay da infância.
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 8h
where in the world (longingly)
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 8h
This may be the most bsky thing I've ever seen (I too had a computer at one point where the only thing I could do on it was play Carmen Sandiego)
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chrismaciuba.bsky.social @chrismaciuba.bsky.social · 8h
I want a girl in a red hat And a loooooooong jacket
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Jonathan @jginsburg.bsky.social · 8h
Sometimes you just can't keep up with the greatest thief in the world and you don't want to slow her down.
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tweety fish @sifu.tweety.fish · 8h
where in my pants is carmen sandiego, by miles klee
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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 7h
Inviting Carmen Sandiego back to your place, mixing some cocktails, dropping the needle on the new Rockapella album…
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 12h
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com
People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 12h
i just looked up joe rogan's recent guests and one of them was yakov smirnoff. how, HOW is this still the top podcast in the world
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eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 13h
dream Interview Magazine celeb pairing: Tom Cruise and Nathan Fielder
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 13h
Things I wish my Mayor could say: I sat down with Nas
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13h
it feels like ages since i fell out of that coconut tree
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Danny Groner @dannygroner.bsky.social · 19h
The SoCal Reckoning.
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Stu @rickybaker51.bsky.social · 18h
The comments are sending me
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 23h
i have too many movies to see and it's stressing me out
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
had the idea of collecting the most ominous or threatening images of MrBeast but fear nothing can top this
MrBeast at some event posing with his uncanny smile and dead eyes wearing a black suit jacket over a fuckin hoodie 

“Obviously we won’t kill people.”
-MrBeast, on creating his version of ‘The Hunger Games’
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
recreating lib cringe from first principles. this movement is finished
C.Jay Engel 4 9 @contramordor
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Tonight at family dinner my 3 year old asked,
"Dad, how can we help ICE? What can we do to make sure all non-Americans are sent back to their real homes? We just want our country back."
It was powerful. The simple mind of a child can be profound. The deportations are for them.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you have GOT to look at Aaron Sorkin’s fake tan here www.instagram.com/reel/Dd4cDFX...
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
there i fixed it
THE 100 BEST TV SHOWS OF THE 21st CENTURY
My Top Shows

Peep Show
THE JINX
дня max
The Jinx:
The Life and Deaths of
Robert
Durst

Arrested
Development

Aqua Teen
Hunger
Force
TRUE DETECTIVE
True
Detective (Season 1)
THE SHIELD
The Shield
THE THIC
ОБЛ
The Thick of It
PARTY-
Party Down
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Милує биту
It's Always Sunny in
Philadelphia
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What did we learn, Palmer?
Welcome to the Times Literary Supplement

To access thousands of book reviews, essays, poems and more, subscribe here

Commentary|Essay
        

AI and the crisis of the author
        

By Anchit Sathi

Editor’s note (September 21, 2026): We have removed this essay. AI was used in its preparation. The TLS editorial guidelines prohibit the use of AI in the writing and editing process. The author states that he was unaware of the policy.
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i took the most deadly boring weekly three-hour seminar on transcendentalism with this guy, and yes, he brought a frisbee to toss around outside during the break
nytimes.com
Opinion | I’m a College Professor. Writing Isn’t as Important as We Think.
If I do not treat writing as essential for achieving thought, it is not clear why I should force my students to.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maxine Waters please finish the job
Michael Tracey
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If you happen to know who this Cornell "Jane Doe" is, get in touch and I would be happy to publish her name and identifying information.
And yes -- this is 100% permitted under the First Amendment, whatever threats or emotional blackmail people might want to deploy
Michael Tracey
@mtracey • 7h
Let's see if anyone has the "balls" to name this Jane Doe so we can all evaluate her veracity, and that of her lawyers, since her lawsuit didn't hesitate to name & shame 7 of her peers as gang-rapists.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
swear i get called for jury duty more than anyone else i know. is there a judge who thinks i’m handsome or something
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brittany spanos 🧿 @ohheybrittany.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my latest cover story is on megan thee stallion for marie claire 🧡 we went deep on her health scare during moulin rouge, life after klay thompson and what to expect with her upcoming album ‘act iii’ read here: www.marieclaire.com/culture/mega...
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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sirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No matter what you do in life, no matter how much power you accumulate, you remain something that Joyce Carol Oates can destroy at her pleasure
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Musk put an aside in his own online encyclopedia about how he supposedly lost 20 pounds
Grokipedia

Musk maintains a demanding schedule, typically sleeping six hours per night, going to bed between 1 and 3 a.m. and waking around 9 a.m., a pattern he adjusted from longer workdays to prioritize recovery while managing multiple companies.[234] His diet includes occasional indulgences like morning donuts and multiple Diet Cokes daily, supplemented by intermittent fasting that contributed to a reported 20-pound weight loss, though he avoids eating or drinking alcohol two to three hours before bed to optimize sleep.[235] Exercise-wise, he favors weightlifting and strength training over cardio like running, which he dislikes, aiming for consistency to sustain energy amid 80-100-hour workweeks that often extend into weekends.
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"We deserve to be told the truth..."
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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a tweet from a censored source: "Last night Corona led me down a youtube rabbit hole and I ended up watching a video of an Australian cheese maker making parmesan. he starts his videos by saying 'g'day curd nerds' and all the comments are Italians telling him to go fuck himself"
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i’ve shaved my Instagram feed down to nothing but Italians getting mad
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 28/09/2026
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
come on, don’t give me a reason to like AI
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
okay sickos we are finally watching The Americans
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
going to need you all to brace for this bootleg shirt i am about to reveal…
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
going for a career-worst fantasy performance tonight
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bkmacd @bkmacd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Manisha Krishnan @manishakrishnan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
kind of obsessed with the fact that there's an AA-style support group called Dogs Anonymous for owners who don't want to publicly admit they can't stand their dogs. by @jasooooon.bsky.social www.wired.com/story/inside...
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 28/09/2026
Meme of the two guys in a bus, one looking at a rock upset, the other looking at a landscape, with the text “mean nonbinary barista”
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Polly, Transfeminist Killjoy @crosspollytaupe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
one of my favorite tumblr posts
coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes

just remembered the barista who worked there last year and treated me with an attitude generally reserved for children and the incompetent to the point where she would frequently adjust my drink order in front of me and every single time it was BANGIN’

#cloth barista wire barista
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 28/09/2026
MASHUP of famous penny arcade and far side comics
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Hannah Posts @hannahposts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry, I'm confused. This picture of Texas Indian-Americans hootin and hollering at a foot ball game is supposed to be evidence of non-assimilation of immigrants into American culture?
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pinch shitter @obamagamerchair.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I found a gift shop in SC that has one cashier (and her parrot) that are so rude that it started spilling over into reviews of adjacent businesses. She was a sweetheart IRL. bsky.app/profile/obam...
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EROCY @erocy.world · 28/09/2026
we have a boomer lady who does restaurant reviews for one of the local community news outlets.. she did a new shake shack and detailed a harrowing experience of almost being “scammed” by the self order ipad
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
trendy new coffee spot near us has a bunch of one-star reviews because of one specific barista who is allegedly mean. i’m just wondering how that isn’t an automatic 30% tip
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