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DrewForOne

@drewforone.bsky.social
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I'm a shitposter at heart but I do love genuine conversation about: Ween, Dead Milkmen, Phish, Film, Classic wrestling and YouTube Will follow anyone in Oklahoma HTPC evangelist All my favorite anecdotes end with me the fool

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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 7h
After a hard day's work there's nothing I love more than sitting down to some value-added chicken, a hearty serving of paradigm-busting potatoes and a slice of apple pie freshly cut from the bleeding edge
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 8h
Dreaming I was in a Lit class and hadn't done the work. Twasn't a lucid dream but I was somewhat aware. Solved it just as I woke and here was my fix There once was a man named Drew Who thought poetry was poo So he dragged his feet 'Til he got to his seat And wrote it the day it was due
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 22h
My brother's also a big Pat Finnerty fan so I shared this with him, too. He missed the point but had himself a blast with the concept of a rocking wrestler gimmick He started with Stevie Ray Von Erich then fixated on Van Hammer's resemblance to Sammy Hagar and coined The Roid Rocker I'm very proud ❤️
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Our bumpkin status is under threat without a Buc-ee's
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Move that gal's one eye a centimeter either direction and you've got a governor of Arkansas
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Zach Wilson @televisionaryzw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tuesday night May 9th, 1995: what would you watch?
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a lot of fun. Just 2 hours of contemporary radio from 1968. DJ doin' whatever he wanted. Stoned Soul Picnic followed by Jailhouse Rock into Mrs. Robinson interspersed with ads for a Grateful Dead/Steve Miller show or dry shampoo Time machine stuff youtu.be/rbXwL-XhlB4?...
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93 KHJ / The Real Don Steele / May 18 1968
YouTube video by Retro Radio Joe
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy 20th birthday to Night Ripper! I'd heard some Z-Trip and Plunderphonics stuff and was tickled pink by the idea of a gumbo composed of all my favorite pop music. I rushed to buy the CD after reading a capsule review in RS or Spin and instantly creamed my jeans youtu.be/8Jy8y4xHZHg?...
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Girl Talk - Night Ripper [FULL ALBUM REMIX by The Hood Internet]
YouTube video by The Hood Internet
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's a lovely wish list but I don't see it happening This would make encounters at the country club too awkward
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Unexpected Pat Finnerty in my wrestling video? Yes, please! Check this out, @georgelang.bsky.social. Takes 20 seconds lol
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Celeste @mawm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
1) is anything in the phote on the left obscene? 2) If not obscene, is it a 1st Amendment violation for management to require me to remove it from my apartment door? 3) Who do I tell in OK? 4) Who can help me out? *2nd photo is part of lease that addresses front door decorations
No kings sign with a crown behind a red circle with a diagonal line2. ALTERATIONS: No modifications to the exterior of the building will be allowed. Nailing, drilling or attaching objects to the exterior of any building....(skipped to highlight portion)... Unit entrance doors in the common hallways must not have any pictures or posters attached that could be considered obscene. You are welcome to hang wreaths and other such decorations.  Please do not obstruct the view of your apartment number. Please refrain from placing rugs or welcome mats outside yours apartment in the hallway; this presents a trip hazard and is a nuisance for the housekeepers to maintain the hallway.
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tellin' my kids "Hard Luck Woman" is a Rod Stewart song
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My parents are touring the aircraft museum at Wright-Patterson AFB and sent us a pic of the map I thought it would be funny if they didn't list the Stealth But I liked Sis's idea better: List it but with dotted lines lol
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't want to be labelled a conspiracy crank but BILLIE JOE MCALLISTER DIDN'T JUMP - HE WAS PUSHED!
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's good! It's been a whole month of cheesecakes so I need to move off 'em. But I'll be thinking on what interesting cookies I can use for crusts in the future
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I should have asked the 80 y/o MeeMaw I saw at the Walmart in a Nirvana tee about her hunger for authenticity
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There should be a Glamor Shots type service where you can recreate this with your spouse or besty
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I want a functional novelty belt buckle that looks like I'm wearing the WWF Big Eagle
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
After the success of The Chesscake my imagination ran wild. So for my September finale I present NUTTER BUTTER CHEESECAKE
Nutter Butter cookies arranged in a dish. I had to saw off some ends to make 'em fit lolMildly handsome man presenting a cheesecake made with a crust composed of Nutter Butter cookies
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Walmart is back selling the day old rotisserie chickens for $2 - can't beat it! I always quarter and package it up then make an entire messy meal out of the carcass It's a fucking shameful act that requires solitude and extra napkins lol
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love Girl Talk. Bought Night Ripper the week it came out. But a lot of it is playing a cappella rap tracks over choice loops with extra drums This is more impressive, to me. ELO backing gets repetitive but there's 3 other things happening. That Smell solo? GTFOLOL youtu.be/qCcX06NiRj8?...
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ELO, Dokken, Def Leppard, and Ozzy Osbourne - "Foolin' With an Evil Dream Woman is the Solution"
YouTube video by Bill McClintock
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David Kane, Spread/Sheet @championhack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The real Choosin Texas by Ella Langley discourse should be about country radio suddenly remembering that they can play records by women
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At 13 I *hated* Dead Poets Society. I'm a flyover kid and couldn't relate less to coastal boarding schoolboy treacle At 50 I'm crying big ugly tears It's a lovely little film. I still feel it doesn't merit its worship but it sure put me into low T/high fee(lings) mode
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love how the eyes of HPRShredder absolutely goggle at this anecdote about the Irate Gamer lol
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@wrestlespectiv3.bsky.social is back with another great video If you like wrestling and territory history you'll love his signature series Defunct Championship Wrestling. Even non wrestling fans love to learn about the UWF, for example youtu.be/0zsJ-lixOvY?...
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Promo Azteca: The Forgotten Lucha Libre Revolution #wwe #aew #luchalibre #wrestling #tna #aaa #cmll
YouTube video by Wrestlespective
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Laundry's done and folded so I can get back to goofin' off I was goofin' off before but now goofin' with impunity
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Sara Leahy @mindyourownuterus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have had various phrases on my car window since the Dobbs leak. THIS window has gotten me more middle fingers and more crazy rednecks yelling at me than ANY window. And that’s saying something if you scroll through my posts and look at some of the windows. Something is happening. They are mad. lol
Car window that reads:
Trumps war+Trumps tariffs=
HIGH PRICES
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
By law every YouTube video must begin with "Lets get into it"
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ever seen a 78 year old little boy?
Gleeful old man in an excavator
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@adamkinzinger.substack.com @timmiller.bsky.social @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social, all of @thebulwark.com ARE NOT ALLIES These are Republican monsters who pushed awful policy for decades and want sweet pats on the head for being right about exactly ONE thing Unfollow and don't give them any air
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Going to get your cards read and the mystic pulls out the Star Trek Tarot 🖖
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I always laugh when someone reposts a comment in agreement not understanding that the original thread doesn't travel with it. So now there's just a disembodied thought on the TL without context lol
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hundreds? I'm slacking!
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is a trick to get you in to buy 9 of those weird triangle puzzles with the golf tees
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the mistress performed a song at her megachurch wearing a Flaming Hot Cheetos dress for example
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Up next for my Peter Weir podcast and watch through is Dead Poet's Society. And I *hated* Dead Poet's Society when it was current. Maybe it will be different this time But I don't wanna watch Dead Poet's Society 😫 I wanna watch Murdercise
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Or in any Republican congressman's "rumpus room"
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
THIS THE FUCKING GOAT, Y'ALL Growing up with syndicated Jack as a role model I was convinced that adulthood would consist of weekly dinner parties where my boss's wives were constantly trying to sneak pantyhose feet up my pant leg
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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
you can just rent an excavator no one will stop you
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howl’s it going @mrblue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He’s a little boy with a huge cock, show some respect.
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If your algo is UncTube like mine you'll probably enjoy this 3 minute gem #avgn #redcow youtu.be/YJf6713r3Oo?...
youtu.be
The Reevaluation of the Angry Reviewer
YouTube video by McAuliffe Media
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My friend sent me a picture of a kitchen implement I didn't understand I really enjoy her (slightly creepy) explanation
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tribes better read that fine print!
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Frats are a bet where you stick something up your ass now for a cushy job later
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What an example of nominative determinism! It don't get better than this, folks
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howl’s it going @mrblue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would not call Oklahoma "deep red" or "bright red." Not much about it is deep or bright.
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've whined about their status as a nostalgia act for 20 years but what I wouldn't give to watch this man get low once more HBDD
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy birthday to Jesus Christ himself
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Hoofler Did Nothing Wrong" was too on the nose for USJC
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In a way they resemble their product: dumb and easily led to slaughter
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