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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 4h

I strive for it every day but alas I have to get out of bed

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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 15h

I had to sacrifice a lot to become high priest.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 13h

If you can’t handle the heat get out of my dumpster

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 4h

the problem with forgetting all my troubles is the remembering them again part

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 11/06/2025

me: pendants annoy me him: why? me: they think they know everything him: I think you mean “pedants” me: *under breath* fucking pendant

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 11h

I’m wearing all denim, of course I’m ready for intercourse.

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 11h

ugh im in such a mood [cow in my living room] why do you keep looking at me when you say that

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 13h

it’s like you post a few thousand things on the internet and then suddenly you can't stop

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 10h

Giving a shit about people is cool. Keep that shit up.

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mensch @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

y’all I have to get this off my chest before it eats me up inside: I had a sex dream about Gritty the other night.

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 8h

I wouldn’t eat that if I were you. - me, serving dinner.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

The sounds of broken bodies striking the earth intensify. Brief screams of agony fill the night, blending together in an unrelenting chorus of the macabre. Windshields shatter. Roofs collapse. Streets run crimson as rivers of blood rush into overflowing sewers. It’s raining men.

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Our eyes meet. Our eyes introduce themselves. Our eyes shake little eyehands. Our eyes offend each other. Our eyes go to war.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 12h

[science lab] SCIENCE TEACHER: is everything ok ME: it will be in a minute TEACHER: what do you ok ME: ok OK: ok ok ok OK: ok ok OK: ok ok ok ok ok

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President Warren G. Haunted @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 25/08/2023

We need a Disney Princess who has killed before, and will likely kill again

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 12h

you're right though, yours is better

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Fancy Trophy Account 🏆 @fancytrophyaccount.bsky.social · 12h

🏆 Congratulations @holojester.bsky.social! This joke earned a trophy from judge @professorkiosk.wtf in @blairloudly.bsky.social's contest.

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 13h

"Actually...eh hem...Frankenstein was the name of the scientist, the creator; not the monst- eh ehhh eck" - Some nerd I just choked

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Lady DEADtera 💀🍁😷 @ladylettera32.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Feeling cute might sacrifice you to the Old Gods later 🥰

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 19h

ever since i was a little girl i knew i would be insane on the internet someday

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 18h

It's the annual Julie migration season.

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 17h

One day I’ll finish my musical about cheese

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Spooky Goosey @augustagoose.bsky.social · 17h

Trying to write a book, but don’t know what to do after 300 characters

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 22h

BREAKING: guy who has been historically bad for everything still going around and being bad for everything

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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsuccubus.bsky.social · 16h

I'm only back for a limited time. I'm the McRib of social media.

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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 14h

we can believe that we are butter

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Doctor said I have to lose five bones.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

i petted the cat against the grain and it said woem

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 16h

I’ve counted six birthdays on Bluesky today and only five of them aren’t mine.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 14h

one of the inevitable things in life

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ʕ•ᴥ•ʔっᯓ🎃 @bearkase.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

If you die on disneylands haunted mansion ride, do you become part of the attraction?

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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 04/02/2024

Sylvia Plath's ghost [sitting bolt upright]: Did I leave the oven on?

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TheSpookioPhi 🎃 @thesociophi.bsky.social · 14h

What if I sleep before Brooklyn? What then?

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

We are all in this together. That is how meat grinders work.

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Filling buckets for a spooky kids' party with things that feel like gross things: grapes = eyes ziti = guts cadaver penis = cadaver penis

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 15h

what if I'm always hungry like the wolf what then

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 22h

the even spookier tale of the la croixless horseman

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

After murder-suicides, people always say, “They should’ve killed themselves first.” But think about it- then how could they kill the other person?

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 16h

Biplanes are the most sexually adventurous of the aircraft.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 22h

Psycho Killer by Talking Heads playing in my head upon waking is probably a good sign.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22h

a bat signal but for donuts

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