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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 3h

I created a lore page that details the story of @cloverkisscinema.club, Texas' finest six-seat cinema: cloverkisscinema.club. There's a lot to work with and if you're interested in helping build out this world and make some jokes at the same time, then please DM me.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 01/10/2026

looks like she just realized she left kevin home alone

Sen. Katie Britt looking utterly shocked at the Jack Smith hearing when she realizes the Republicans fucked up big time.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 27/09/2026

I ran a skeet call today with an app I made that helps facilitate contests: contestdashboard.live. Everything is explained on the site, so visit it to find out more. But the gist is that you can organize contests with multiple judges that award trophies from @fancytrophyaccount.bsky.social.

A screenshot of the Contest Dashboard, an app that facilitates skeet calls where people reply to a contest post with their own or a friend’s skeet linked.

On screen text:

Contests: Judging
Contests other people run that you're a judge for.
When someone adds you as a judge, their contest shows up here once it's scheduled or posted.

Contests: Running
Contests you created or are tracking. You're also a judge on the ones you created.
-> Track a contest
+ New contest

Contests: Finished
Skeeturday Contest
Closed
Posted Sat, Sep 26 at 8:00 AM

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 17/09/2026

if you block me this is who you’re blocking

Professor Kiosk but emoji have been placed strategically to give him googly eyes and luscious lips that he is biting seductively.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 16/09/2026

sorry every unit in the building is already octopied

A picture of the COMMERCE BUILDING in Galveston with a giant inflatable octopus hanging out of one of the windows. Its tentacles are also coming out of six other windows along the front and side of the building.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 16/09/2026

no but I took a picture (it will last longer)

Men’s underwear that have “I ❤️ TO FART” on the butt.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 07/09/2026

you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

Krang from the 1980s TMNT cartoon, sitting on a tripod stool, looking very evil.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 01/09/2026

I agree the butthole star is a very special thing

James Webb spots a 'black hole star,' a bizarre new cosmic object unlike anything known
"It is a very special thing."
Curtis Deacon
Aug 20, 2026

The black hole star looks like a prolapsed butthole.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 30/08/2026

I was going through my old clothes and I found two of these babies

A Star Fox Super Weekend jacket, only given to winners of the Star Fox Super Weekend competition where you had to get a high score in the original Star Fox for the SNES.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 14/08/2026

“check this out he must have been king of the wicker people”

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 10/08/2026

hot take: every order of fries should come with no shit

A Burger King fry sleeve has the words “No Salt” written on it, but it looks like it reads “No Shit”.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 08/08/2026

they think teens are shoving ginger up their butts lol

Spice World Peeled Ginger (7 oz)
21+ ID required
$4.99

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 23/07/2026

Hey everyone, just a reminder that professorkiosk.wtf is your one stop shop for personalized feeds you can share in your bio! Create a top liked feed or a chronological feed, with or without replies included. And give your feed a custom name, description, and icon! It's SO EASY!