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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 2h

or, and hear me out, manicure day at the senior center

a picture of Fresh Chicken Paws at Costco™️ that sorta looks like a myriad of manicures on old lady paws i mean hands 😳

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InTheRuins @intheruins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I was convicted of smuggling bananas. But the verdict was overturned on appeal.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

We didn't have moshpits in the 80s, we just danced in circles like neanderthals with high hair and better makeup.

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Somewhere a journalist is risking his life to document a humanitarian catastrophe so I can glance at it between pictures of cats.

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This isn’t AI. My cousin Braycen was torn apart by Havana syndrome which is why he’s in his coffin in “chunks”. The ugly “boy” in the (real) photo isn’t his son; it’s a full grown small intruder man who ran off with the head & ate it behind the funeral home. RT to salute 🫡 🇺🇸

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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Houses on the green on Angel Road , ink and watercolour

Ink and watercolour drawing/painting of some houses, a bit mess of marks , with tree, and light and green and dark sky

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Stow your cheese wheels in the overhead compartment.

Airline safety photo of someone in a yellow flotation vest opening an overhead bin containing a yellow life raft. The raft looks like a comically large wheel of cheese.

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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A lot of words for saying “I have a small dick & can’t get laid”

Cyber truck w Charlie Kirk’s face and white lettering that says white ppl support Charlie Kirk

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Otter TL cleansing

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

25 years ago I was 19. In 2002, I went to NYC and visited Ground Zero. I looked at these massive holes in the ground. Then I watched the world i thought I knew fall apart. It was replaced with racism, fear and war. 9/11 is about many tragedies not just one.

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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Confirmed. My phone is not foldable.

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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I just found a small piece of garlic in one of my socks. I'll be taking no questions at this time.

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I'm so tired. I would sell your kidney for a day off.

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Ian Caveney @iancaveney.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Live your life in such a way you never wind-up duct-taped to an aircraft seat.

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

person who invented accordion: what if the piano could breathe?

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 07/09/2026

Brevity is the soul of et cetera

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Home is where you keep your dust and spiders.

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

when my pharmacy switches distributors and my meds come in a different color, I mix them in the old bottle to make forbidden skittles.

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

had an unexpected $5000 car repair and I’m really struggling. if someone could rename a lake it would really help ❤️

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 01/09/2026

does the museum of witchcraft have hexhibits?

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Beelzebetch 😈 @visceralentropy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Furry potato baby eating noms #groundhog 🦫

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

kids, life is like a game of pac-man, you spend your days running around and eating and trying not to die while multicolored ghosts chase you. life is also like being on shrooms

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 07/02/2024

Under 'medical history', we were hoping for something more specific to you personally. You wrote "Fleming discovered penicillin in 1928".

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 20/05/2023

Buddha: Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die. Me taking notes: 𝘉𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘩𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘙 𝘨𝘶𝘺

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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Dorothy: If I ever go looking for my heart's desire again, I won't look any further than my own backyard. Because if it isn't there, I never really lost it to begin with. Everyone: Kill another witch.

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∙ ᴘᴀᴜʟɪɴᴀ ∙ @iamthepaulina.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I'm looking for a small dog to be my driver.

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

"Lake America" sounds like a summer camp for men whose wives have left them.

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Astro Attorney ⚖️ @astroattorney.com · 27/08/2026

A bit of a late August astro photo dump. The weather has been atrocious here in the midwest this summer for any #astrophotography so I'm grateful for having 3 scopes set up, polar aligned and Hyperstars/fast scopes.

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

if sex is like riding a bike oh boy have i been riding bikes wrong

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Took off my socks this morning to feel "more connected to mother earth", immediately stepped in cat vomit.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 27/08/2026

People keep abbreviating Rocky Horror Picture Show as RHPS and my brain keeps going 'Red Hot Pilli Seppers"

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

going to keep a folder on my desktop with flattering selfies titled DATELINE. in case.

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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Joseph: you said the one w the big boobs and wig God: get out

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Rubbing Bean @dickthebirthdayboy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dear God, Give us back Dolly, and we'll give you Diddy.

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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Shiela 🐑 we have talked about this before no snuggles when I am on duty

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 25/08/2026

just said “can you say dada?” and my baby called me invalid handle

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Faked my whole meditation class again. I've just been keeping my face really really still. my mind has been racing the whole time. I am tortured by unrelenting thought. You can't stop me. I win! See you next week, idiots.

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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I don't have expectations bc I never had any pectations to begin with

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👻🫧BOOP🫧👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

My dream job is to go missing

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

the words between parentheses are their childrenheses

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Online bullying would go up 1000% if cats knew how to skeet

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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

so far this post has elicited information about a cheese bank at risk👀, many heist volunteers, the disastrous revelation that Costco sells an 80lb Parmigiano for $1200, a table specifying the offense characteristics of cheese theft, & the legal defense of "If the raclette won't set, it did not abet"

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Peter Gabriel @itspetergabriel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

"This idea in the song as in the jigsaw and the pulling apart of these pieces, then reassemling them. To me, it looked in David Altmejd's work that he's got a similar direction in that he's taking the same thing, cutting it up and reassembling. For me that worked perfectly for this song." - pg

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