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My Mother has three children. I, the one with children of my own, is the only one anyone can contact because my brother sleep with their phones on silent. So when Mom goes to the ER, I’m stuck knowing what’s going on and can’t go until the kids are in school. My brothers get to sleep peacefully.

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 20h

Tennessee has tried and failed to execute two people in four months. Maybe they should just stop?

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The 2:30 am “hi, just wanted to make sure you’re still alive to feed me in a few hours,” check. I’m fine, Rose. Thank you.

A cat named Miss Rose wakes her human mother for no fucking reason.

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I saw a report about a roller coaster being put down, for causing too many brain injuries. So I wondered if my favorite childhood roller coaster is still up. It is! The Grizzly was at Great America in Santa Clara when I was a kid. It was wooden, so it was creaky and rough, perfectly scary.

A picture of the Grizzly Rolle coaster at great America in Santa Clara, California

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just post through it, Eric. You’re going be fine. 🤣

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ken Paxton has a new ad out today to combat his horrible record with child predators. “When missing children flyers go up, Ken Paxton takes them down.”

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Colin Jost Speechless on Saturday Night Live

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 28/09/2026

The sheep for fodder follow the shepherd, the shepherd for food follows not the sheep; thou for wages followest thy master, thy master for wages follows not thee: therefore thou art a sheep.

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So, enjoy the rest of your Monday. Good luck with murder!

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I fucking hate watching anything with ads right now. “James Talarico is weird.” “Ken Paxton protects child predators.” “Greg Abbott voted against raising taxes.” Every single commercial break. There is an insane amount of money being dumped into Texas, it’s completely inescapable.

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I thought Lorne Michaels made sure SNL had no lip syncing, but that first KATSEYE performance was hella wonky. #SNL

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

John is divorced and permanently single.

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I was introduced to the Caleb Flynn case today. Getting divorced is fine. It’s not that bad. It’s certainly preferable to life in prison, I’m assuming, it was in my case.

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My Sad Dead on Netflix. Holy shit, it’s so good.

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Listen, if you won’t hire me because I came to an interview with an iced coffee, you can’t handle me anyway. Wimp.

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Alexis Rose's Iconic Hair Flip in Schitt's Creek

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/09/2026

What, art thou lame?

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Everyone is doing this, I know some of my picks are blips on the majority radar and I also feel they are all more recent than early 2000’s because my brain is swiss cheese. But, these were shows I really got into and enjoyed.

NYT picks for best shows that began after 2000. Pics are stranger things, the Pitt, a discovery of witches, Vikings, Hannibal, call the midwife, justified, the Queen’s gambit, sons of anarchy and slow horses.

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Checking to make sure the kid got home safe. We’re going to work on our TMI skill set this weekend.

Mom: Are you home

Kid: yes, but I’m in the bathroom

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i have not watched Reacher mostly because I do not want to ruin my assumption that he talks like a Pokemon and his only lines are “Reacher reach reach”

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’m so confused by this. When it’s kicked, it wobbles giving an illusion of being lighter than it looks, but then compare to how heavy and hard it looks when IT kicks. I really can’t tell how strong it might be.

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I told my son we would go see this limited showing of a movie tonight and bought the two of us tickets. Now it’s 4:30pm and I’m ready for bed.

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Panda Napping on a Log

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!

(September 23, 2026 at 10:44am)
Fake opinions to argue over…
- Never turn left on a first date.
- Every kindergarten student should have an unpaid internship.
- The periodic table is too sexual.
- Bigfoot should be allowed to vote.
- Having a dream is the same as reading a book.
- You can wear a crop top to a funeral if the deceased person was hot when they died.

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Got the email with my oldest son’s digital school picture. I’ll let my brother sum it up for you.

Brother: if he ever gets in trouble which picture do you think the news will use?

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Me watching: Evil Lives Here: My Child The Killer. Cannot stop crying. It’s emotionally destroying, it’s painful, it’s devastating on a level that true crime doesn’t usually hit at. I am having so many feelings and processing all of it is difficult.

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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Rafael Garces Perez is in the U.S. legally, is not a criminal, and is working a job. He was shot in the back by the same cowardly taintlords who came in 4th place for a Wal-Mart loss prevention job, was denied medical care, and is being held without the Due Process required by the U.S. Constitution

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acabylon bee @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

as the mayor of soups i hereby pronounce soup season OPEN

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 21/09/2026

All the commons Hate him perniciously

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

In other news, the Tom Cuise GQ thing. Looks, this dude sucks. My main issue with him isn’t the cult, it’s putting the cult before hos youngest child. That’s gross AF. But, GQ did him dirty. The cover looks desperate but they had other pictures that suited him better and used the worst they had.

The weird ass cover that people think is gross.

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Something about TX that I don’t ever remember in CA. Texans are insane about football, which is fine, that’s great enjoy it! I live in a college town with one high school. When our college plays, it’s a big deal. But OMG, they also act like the HS has to play on that level too. Calm down!

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

So because of the of the fact that I run a block/mute list for users of the R word, I have received a lot of DMs about the current very public BlueSky crash out. This exchange specifically:

A user uses the term “medically stupid” and acknowledges it is a substitute for the r word.

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

People tell women “get a dog” as if we would raise a dog that is trained to eat people who break in. No, it would make a new friend.

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I don’t understand people who go on social media and tear their children down. An old coworker posted her kids decided to move out and live with their Dads instead. She then lists everything they do wrong. Ma’am, I’m starting to see the problem they may be having.

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I finally found something to relax to. Watching real sharks bite people. It just works.

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Shark Shark Nibble

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You charge more every six months just to produce this shit, Netflix?

New on Netflix: The Brink. A 2026 documentary on Steve Bannon.

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I just watched “Broken Harts” on HBO. Those poor kids, absolutely fucking tragic. I liked the idea that came up at the end of it though. A national child abuse registry. While it won’t solve everything, it could prevent further adoptions by people convicted of or reported for child abuse.

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 17/09/2026

A poor, infirm, weak, and despis’d old man

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I think she would be disappointed. 20 year old me was in college, engaged and really excited about the future. The future was a kind of a bummer.

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Good morning! I’m doing a NM HIDA SCAN today. I guess I lay down in a tube for two hours, should be super fun. Find out if my dumbass gallbladder is worth keeping.

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I can’t believe I’m emailing an 8th grade advanced algebra teacher at 9pm, because my kid is stressed out about being dropped from the super smart kid program. It’s been four weeks. Kids should not be freaking out for extra credit four weeks in. This doesn’t sit well with me.

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I guess the kids can walk home today. I’m stuck.

Miss Rose sprawls out and sleeps on my foot.

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

He then comes upstairs, looks me deadass in the eyes and in super slow motion shows me the notebook in his backpack. These teenagers are so fucking weird.

A text between mother and son about an Alegebra test, studying and not forgetting his notebook.

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I decided to lay down and put on a movie and relax. So I’m five minutes into Full Metal Jacket and my eyes have popped out of my skull.

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War Face Screaming

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

You have to be ginger to really get how bad of a burn this is.

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JJDiane ⚖️ @jjdianem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Miss Dottie doesn’t get as much attention on here because she’s an under the bed or hidden in the closet somewhere kind of cat. But she stood still-ish for three seconds, a bit of face smear, but look at her! She’s getting chonkier and more like her sister Miss Rose. More fluffiness to love!

A beautiful tuxedo cat named Dottie, looks at the camera.

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