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Ian Caveney

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Part-time procrastinator.

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Ian Caveney @iancaveney.bsky.social · 13h
Probably correct not to put too much trust in the Russian authorities regards the Irtustk incident, anyway, this psychic was visited by two Tibetan monks, right... www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-n...
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'Prophet of Doom' psychic made terrifying prediction days before Russian plague
A female lab worker in Russia recently died of a "pneumonia" of unknown origin, sparking fears of pneumonic plague, but one psychic claims to have already predicted an outbreak
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Ian Caveney @iancaveney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This sounds like a suboptimal development, but, I have a nearly full bottle of Toilet Duck and live pretty close to Eyam in Derbyshire, so, things should be fine. 🧐🤔
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Ian Caveney @iancaveney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If Burnham were Frodo Baggins he'd have set up a bus service, called it the Bree Network and jumped on the 192 down to Minas Tirith. Short stroll to Mount Doom and back in time for a chippy tea.
Screenshot of Telegraph piece by Charles Moore titled 'If Burnham were Frodo Baggins, Sauron would have won'.
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Ian Caveney @iancaveney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The thing with this Tucker Carlson / Jacob Rees-Mogg malarkey is that they should both be drop-kicked into an active volcano. 🌋
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For a long time I've wanted a sense of how trump has or hasn't interacted with chatbots (we know he posts a lot of slop sure). And this TIME anecdote about Grok arguably leading Trump into war is just extremely bracing
Since returning to office, Trump has marveled at AI’s capabilities. He is increasingly in thrall to the tech executives courting him. In December 2025, Elon Musk returned to the Oval Office for a clandestine meeting. Trump spent hours asking Grok, Musk’s AI chatbot, questions about his presidency and legacy, according to an official present. At the time, Trump was ordering missile strikes against Venezuelan boats he alleged were smuggling drugs into the U.S. He asked Grok how Venezuelans would react if the U.S. captured Maduro. According to the official present, the chatbot responded that Maduro was a repressive and deeply unpopular dictator and that many Venezuelans would likely celebrate his downfall. After Trump ordered the mission to seize Maduro, the following month, celebrations broke out in the streets. Trump, according to officials, came away thinking Grok was ingenious.
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Ian Caveney @iancaveney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wrongest man in Britain gives UK citizens sense of hope.
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Ian Caveney @iancaveney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Skin colour matches his shoes. Fucking oddball.
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Ian Caveney @iancaveney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maybe the 'sunlit uplands' were rejoining the EU all along...?
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Ian Caveney @iancaveney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The real 'Two-Tear Policing'.
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Ian Caveney @iancaveney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not sure we needed Trump and the strength of the US security apparatus to keep an eye on five lads from London who were probably nicking red diesel in Fairford, but, what do I know? www.wiltshire999s.co.uk/raf-fairford...
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RAF Fairford suspects were 'just thieves syphoning fuel', sources
The RAF Fairford suspects were 'just thieves syphoning fuel', according to sources. A Ministry of Defence source told Wiltshire 999s...
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Ian Caveney @iancaveney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Screenshot of a Daily Mail comment asking, in all caps, IS  TONTY  BLAIR  BEHIND  THIS

There are 13 upvotes and two downvotes.
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Ian Caveney @iancaveney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No, YOU feel old. 😳😳🧐
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Ian Caveney @iancaveney.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kid Rock frees himself up to be a support act for Ed Sheeran.
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Ian Caveney @iancaveney.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Daniel 'Tommo' Thomas arrested on suspicion of criminal damage and recklessly endangering life this evening after yesterday's activity in the English Channel.
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Eric Alterman @ericalterman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Ian Caveney @iancaveney.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Danny 'Tommo' Thomas shouting "we pay you too much" at RNLI volunteers sums up the stupidity of these vile pricks.
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Ian Caveney @iancaveney.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A rare moment of solidarity from the White House press corps, they might start doing the same when Trump berates the next female reporter who asks him a question he doesn't like.
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Gene Haunt 👻🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Middle England today
Kombucha girl meme. Positive face: concentration camps. Negative face: concentration camps near my village
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Ian Caveney @iancaveney.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When your gigs don't work like they used to before...
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 11/09/2026
How it started / How it's going
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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Public service announcements appearing on the Tube (spoof ofc)👌🏼
Main sign (blue, centre):
Notice to users of smart glasses
Everyone thinks you look like a massive nonce
The sign shows an icon of a pair of glasses with a camera lens on the frame and a wireless signal symbol above it.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I lay out why Elon Musk, Katie Miller, Mike Lee and others on the right are lying about the AfD, the far right, the far left, and more, in just 60 seconds. Time for a debunking - and a 60-second rant!
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Ian Caveney @iancaveney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bad day for the BBCs Chris Mason.
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Ian Caveney @iancaveney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I understand the sentiment behind the picture but it annoys the hell out of me that it's been Photoshopped and presented as real. The photo was taken in 2016, the shadow was added. Fake news is still fake news, even if you find it agreeable.
Screenshot of a Bluesky post with a Photoshopped picture of German AfD leader Alice Weidel appearing to sport a Hitler-style moustache caused by  microphones shadow, the shadow has been added later.
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Laura Webster @lauraewebster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We have made a full documentary about what really happened at Reform conference. If you only watch a bit of it please make it these 39 seconds. You won't regret it.
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Ian Caveney @iancaveney.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The brass balls of an Israeli politician lecturing anybody about "occupation" would be visible from space.
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Ian Caveney @iancaveney.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Harold Shipman was a beloved community doctor for many people in Greater Manchester, but, folk always seem to look at the negative aspect of murdering ~285 patients.
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Ian Caveney @iancaveney.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Breaking: Not showing suitable deference to a monarchy many don't want and singing about a god many don't believe in to become a crime under a Reform UK government. Stasi fuckers.
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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
just stop oil protesters got five years in jail for *planning* to do this to the M25.
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Steve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It's only terrorism if it's from the Environmentaliste region of France Otherwise it's just sparkling "legitimate concerns"
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Lizzie Dearden @lizziedearden.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Not that many years since a popular position in right-wing British politics was calling for the police to use significant force to remove protesters blocking roads Of course, that was when environmentalists were doing it
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy Rice Truck Day to all who observe
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Ian Caveney @iancaveney.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"When the posh boys are in trouble they sack the servants" - Dennis Skinner
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Ian Caveney @iancaveney.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I should head to the supermarket and pick up a big tin of blitz spirit.
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Alistair King @alistairking.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Struggling to work out why Jenrick would single out these three Commonwealth countries rather than, say, Canada, Australia and New Zealand, whose citizens have exactly the same rights. It’s a head-scratcher.
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Sven-Erik Volberg @volberg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The eagle got his a** beat In ancient Rome, the Consul would have decided to call off the invasion after such a bad omen
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Ian Caveney @iancaveney.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well, this sucks. ☹️
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Ian Caveney @iancaveney.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"Gork, create a video of me, the most divorced man ever, and include some midlife crisis"
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Ian Caveney @iancaveney.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Nigel Farage set to spend the rest of his life resigning his Clacton seat before running in a by-election before resigning his seat etc in perpetuity...
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Ian Caveney @iancaveney.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The climate emergency is right here, now, we should be hammering the media and politicians who talk like it's a distant event way off on the horizon.
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 12/08/2026
ANNOUNCEMENT: All our sundials will be out of order this evening between about 6pm and 8pm, we apologise for any inconvenience this may cause. Normal service will resume tomorrow. In unrelated news, enjoy the eclipse later... Photos: Mike Selby, Annapurna Mellor, Chris Davies, John Millar
A wall-mounted sundial inside a walled garden. Text on the sundial reads: "fear god, obey ye king"A traditional sundial on a plinth, formal gardens surround itThe sun beams down on a traditional sundial, with heather visible in the backgroundA shot of a sundial from above. It's mounted on a stone plinth. Text on the side reads "KEW BRIDGE"
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Ian Caveney @iancaveney.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hitler was not, in fact, a far-left socialist, even if the world's richest idiot declares it so.
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Joe Berkowitz @joeberkowitz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Who you gonna call?
A tour bus in Edinburgh with branding on the side that reads GHOST BUS TOURS
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
New from 404 Media: Google Earth has introduced an AI feature that lets anyone fabricate completely bullshit satellite images. In our own tests, we added a “bomb blast and crater” to an area of Los Angeles. This is a misinformation time bomb, will 100% be abused www.404media.co/google-earth...
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 31/07/2026
pleased to announce the Winner of Bluesky
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Ian Caveney @iancaveney.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Putting the 'promises' aside, why does Farage pose like a washed-up 80s TV host in the last throes of their career who's just been given a daytime TV slot hosting a quiz enjoyed by pensioners?
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Ian Caveney @iancaveney.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
What a ridiculous short-sighted decision. A great example of knowing the cost of everything and the value of nothing. There's an open goal for Burnham here. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Jodrell Bank's Lovell telescope faces axe in science cuts, BBC understands
Astronomers warn it would tear the heart out of UK science, and leave a generation untrained.
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Fluffy Cyborg, IInd of the name @avel.kairos-research.org · 26/07/2026
Would assume everyone knows it by now, but just in case "First the traitors, then the invaders" is an explicit reference to The Turner Diaries, where a white supremacist revolution overruns "The System" and kills all their enemy during the evocatively named "Day of the Rope".
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The Turner Diaries - Wikipedia
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Ian Caveney @iancaveney.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
There is something jarring about the juxtaposition of that headline and that picture on yesterday's Times newspaper.
Image shows the UKs The Times newspaper page one on July 25 2026, the headline reads Net Zero 'risks blackouts'. A picture below shows a couple sitting on a beach in southwest France as a wildfire burns on the horizon sending a huge plume of ash and smoke into the air.
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