Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 46mEven though I don’t watch Celebrity Traitors I’m now sad Rik Mayall never lived to have been on it. 0130
Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 49mCould feel the sympathy leaving my body around this paragraph: “The team used the AI programme ChatGPT to generate the designs, which volunteers then painted on to the wall.” 021
Reposted by Graeme SwansonCaptain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 1hToday's Hallowmeme. I've decided to abandon the super-long thread aspect, this year, because it all gets a bit unruly by late October. 1486
Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 1hEverything is an achy and I feel knackered. It’s the vaccines I had yesterday. I will feel fine tomorrow. Again, vaccines are brilliant if you’re not a paranoid nutjob. 4111
Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 2hRainbow Rhythms pops in my head every time I have to be social. 020
Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 12hI’m pretty sold on Lady by the poster, the premise and the cast. “Saltburn on Shrooms” though is putting me off. 3101
Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 12hA friend is trying to persuade me to watch Celebrity Traitors so I can “join in”. Whatever that is. 7100
Reposted by Graeme SwansonThe Onion @theonion.com · 14hMan Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him theonion.com/man-who-lost-everythin… 121637207
Reposted by Graeme SwansonDamien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 15hI can’t believe I have to have a real job when all I really want to do is go around solving mysteries with my capybara sidekick who sits in the sidecar of my motorcycle wearing little goggles. 814122
Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 15hThere’s a new exhibition by artist and photographer Sophie Calle opening in Margate. I just remembered this photo of her I’ve always liked. The giraffe is in her home and is named after her mother. (Photo taken taken 9 year ago for The Observer by Patrick Swirc) 050
Reposted by Graeme SwansonThe Onion @theonion.com · 19hThis Weeks Onion Magazine: Sydney Sweeney, 200 Feet Away And Under A Space Blanket: Let’s See You Pervs Jerk Off To This 431564137
Reposted by Graeme SwansonMatt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 15hNow up on Sounds. The Wrexham chilli cartel, German naturists and the legendary cuisine of Luxembourg. Get it in your ears. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...bbc.co.ukThe Abergele Files - Series 2 - 1. Chilli - BBC SoundsThe world's worst private detectives are back on the prowl in north Wales. 032
Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 16hBought a thermal top. It’s soft and warm but do not let anyone you want to find you attractive see you wearing it on its own. It highlights your body’s worst features. It’s like being told by a vest why you’re dying alone. 2282
Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 17hI was, you'll be stunned to hear, obsessed with Nessie as a child, partly because my grandparents lived near Dores by Loch Ness, and the flipper photo was so exciting to me as a monster loving 7 year old. I'm pleased* it's been completely debunked though. *sort of 120
Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 17hThinking of changing my name to Gray-me because that's how everyone under 30 pronounces Graeme now. 130
Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 17hThis feels more like "Bands I've heard of from these bits" than best selling. Also, it's out of date by about 15 years. 750
Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 18hFinally, a hotel for Edinburgh. Maybe now we can some needed student accommodation. 160
Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 23hWith halloween approaching it would be remiss of me not to mention my Perky Horrors. About 5yrs ago I doodled a perky wicker man that was so popular I ended up doing about 15 more horror films cheered up a bit. They're still available in 2 different sizes from my shop. marswasrubbish.etsy.com 0125
Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Awks www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukTennessee death row inmate Christa Pike survives execution attempt after two injectionsKiller Christa Pike's lawyer says she is being given "life-saving measures" in hospital after two syringes of pentobarbital. 640
Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I called it tag but grew up in tig country. I was basically James Dean. 370
Reposted by Graeme SwansonCaptain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's the start of the 2026 Hallowmeme Countdown. 🎃 110024
Reposted by Graeme SwansonCatherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026when your country's new accord on “super intelligence” misspells the country's name 1843043571
Reposted by Graeme SwansonPostcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sausages every where. 518819
Reposted by Graeme SwansonStephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Received a notification that Esther Rantzen has died, so replied with, 'I'm sorry, but this has NOTHING to DO with US.' 2312
Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Do you ever find yourself listening to a song over and over again despite everything about it not being your usual taste at all? “I hate when girls die” by Die Spitz. I am not and have never been a hardcore grunge punk guy. Well, not at the same time anyway. 140
Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I often think about this sitcom and how, what was probably just a writers room or pub chat joke, went all the way to an actual show that existed. 360
Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yahoo are updating their terms of service: "We've explained how we use AI and machine learning in features such as Search and Mail, what happens to the information you enter, and what to expect from AI output – including that it can be inaccurate and shouldn't be relied on for anything important." 002
Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A wee tip. Sorry if this is obvious to some of you but smaller chemists than Boots have much much shorter waiting lists if you're paying for it. In fact you can probably get one for later today if you live in a city. But do check first to see you're entitled to a free one. 1100
Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm getting two vaccines tomorrow. In Scotland we tend to say jag instead of jab so I'm going to be Graeme two jags Swanson for the afternoon. 4270
Reposted by Graeme SwansonMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Most TV is just this now. 16568601881
Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I should probably read the Man City story so I understand every second post this morning. I see Man is short for Manchester. Now we’re getting somewhere. 12372
Reposted by Graeme SwansonSinan Kose @thesinankose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I sincerely believe that if we had any kind of democracy worth defending Tom Watson would have been jailed and banned from politics for life around 2018 when it became clear he was engaging in internal sabotage of the party he was supposed to be the deputy leader of. 416251
Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Last repost. Because I’ve just finished reading the Psychopath Test that paper sounds like its conclusion is AI assistants like Grok and ChatGPT want to turn us in psychopaths. The behaviour they encourage sound like members of Trump’s cabinet. 140
Reposted by Graeme SwansonThe_Lady_Red @theladyred.bsky.social · 24/05/2026A PhD student at Stanford noticed her classmates were asking Al to write their breakup texts. So she ran a study. It got published in Science, one of the most selective journals in the world. What she found should make every person who uses ChatGPT for advice deeply uncomfortable. 9889094346
Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m watching The Day Today on DVD. I’m so in love with the attention to detail. Not a single word has gone unnoticed. “Spotted by a woman walking her brother on Wimbledon common” 10566
Reposted by Graeme SwansonWesterns & the Old West @davidlambertart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Happy Birthday to the late Madeline Kahn, born Madeline Gail Wolfson 84 years ago today 213127
Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Now watching a very old episode of 8 out of 10 Cats. How old is it? The panellist are being nice about JK Rowling. 060
Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have a lack of interest and knowledge in football so I’m probably missing some cracking memes today. 030
Reposted by Graeme SwansonMichael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Hello, police? I’d like to report a slightly sad story.” 3717
Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Watching an old QI on Dave. Ross Noble not as funny as the subjects are interesting. #opinions 010
Reposted by Graeme SwansonReadful Things @readfulthings.com · 29/09/2026Just finished this Frank Oz piece 527135
Reposted by Graeme SwansonThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows... 184110962098
Reposted by Graeme SwansonPaintings of London @paintingsoflondon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026'The Tube Station', Bank Station (c.1932) by Cyril Power 4561104
Reposted by Graeme SwansonEnough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The guy who was President of Google EMEA before joining the BBC is a big fan of GenAI?static.klipy.comPhilip J Fry's Shocked ReactionALT: Philip J Fry's Shocked Reaction 081
Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sorry, you’re telling me a non creative executive thought a computer generated clip was good? Finding this hard to get my head around. variety.com/2026/tv/glob...variety.comBBC Boss Says He Watched a ‘Pretty Good’ AI-Generated Episode of ‘Doctor Who’: ‘Everyone’s a Creator, Not All the Creativity Is Bad’BBC boss Matt Brittin says he watched an episode of 'Doctor Who' entirely generated by AI which he deemed 'pretty good.' 4236