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@sasscarpone.bsky.social
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dishwasher safe (top rack only) best of the midwest, medium-tall

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 11h
People say it’s hard to feel “spooky season” when it’s 100 degrees but actually the sun melted my ninja turtle mask onto my face permanently and now I stalk the neighborhood at night with twin katanas, so it all works out.
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Jeff Kessinger @jkessingersgf.bsky.social · 14h
I got a story pitch email that ranks U.S. states by the number of reported Bigfoot encounters per million residents. Missouri is 11th. Just 26.8 Bigfoot sightings per million residents. Not great, gang. We gotta step it up.
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 14h
i’ve never stopped listening to this song lol
a thousand miles
vanessa carlton
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 14h
Like displaying heads on pikes
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 14h
i’ve had worse fridays
sass
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 15h
just delightful
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 16h
a blade of grass, a grain of sand the moonlit sea, to hold your hand
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 16h
turned my alarm off and slept until 11:30. so that’s something
sass in purple, outside
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dyke macdonald @gaychel.bsky.social · 17h
So fucking sick of everything falling on Women's shoulders, even when we are honest you still don't believe us so why should we say anything at all at this point? Dammed if we do and dammed if we dont, we can never get it right, fuck Women tho right.
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Buy my silence.
Permanently.
$8,000 per month
For $8,000 a month, I will stop
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
went to the Exclusive Jerk store and everyone knew you
Exclusive Jerk Bar and Grill
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 18h
918 people died at Jonestown. 304 children. Those who refused to drink were shot or forcibly injected with cyanide. If your point is that people follow a leader uncritically maybe try to make your argument without turning victims of coercion and mass murder into props for your simpleminded contempt.
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Rob @zombase.bsky.social · 18h
Crouching Beaver, Standing Tiger
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 18h
It sure is interesting what things the NFL will not tolerate and which ones it will
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 02/10/2026
save way gas, amarillo, texas, 1977
save way gas, amarillo, texas, 1977
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 02/10/2026
Social media should bring back AIM statuses, except it just says what game you're watching at a given time.
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bought myself most of the christopher elbow halloween collection as a consolation
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
REMINDER: no #TTT tonight lovelies i will see you all next week 💋💋
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Does Draft Kings know that The Gambler dies at the end of the song or nah?
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is an accurate representation of our friendship lmao @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social
heather and sass
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
no trip for me, at least we’re still cute
sass
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what i would like for my 40th birthday is for the curse to be lifted :)
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Booort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you regularly post on LinkedIn I think you should be imprisoned physically
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is "the Red Sox were also in on Soto" reporting but for genocide. bsky.app/profile/pete...
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cam Heyward - Pokémon guy
Cam is wearing a starter jacket that is primarily blue with a front pocket area that says KANTO in large white/red letters and REGION in small ones belowsleeve tops at the shoulders have a yellow stripe at the top with a red one below. The collar is open and zipped down with a yellow section that shows when unzipped
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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
lfg, cont.
Two photos of Sigourney Weaver wearing a skirt, tweed jacket and red turtleneck reclining on a sofa with a pumpkin
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And then what happened? Oh, that's right. Nothing.
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
in my feels about this 🥲
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
omg it’s the song on the shuttle! i’ve officially heard it now lol
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Calling Vance "the most ordinary man imaginable" is so softly savage, you have to admire it.
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
REMINDER: no #TTT tonight lovelies i will see you all next week 💋💋
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh cool now every passport is getting stolen out the mail immediately lol, jfc fucking idiots
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David @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We are past the need for jomboy media
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
annoying how generally likable this guy is cmon man
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AI companies made an imaginary friend who you talk to all day and are addicted to and now they can pitch big clients on "hey we got all these people on the hook and can push them to buy your product or vote for your guy and they'll trust the message because it's coming from their friend"
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Evergreen
Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? 

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30 | October 1
Rick Moranis as nerdy accountant Louis Tully in Ghostbusters (1984).The horned, fangy demon dog Louis gets turned into later in Ghostbusters. Or else this is the one that gets Sigourney Weaver? I think they’re pretty much the same. If you know which is which keep it to yourself.
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Gender Liberation Movement @genderlib.com · 01/10/2026
As hospitals across the country cave to the Trump administration’s threats to cut federal funding and abandon trans youth, actor Elliot Page speaks out. In New York City, NYU Langone, Mount Sinai, and NewYork-Presbyterian abruptly ended care for trans kids in response to these threats.
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Rich Tate 🎃 @richtate.com · 01/10/2026
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A two-panel picture of iPhone lockscreens. The images are Tim Curry from Rocky Horror wrapped in a black cloak on September 30th. The second is the big reveal of a rather sexy outfit underneath.
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Ryan Deem @ryandeem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Super Intelligence has to hit so hard if you are dumb as fuck
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 01/10/2026
If you have friends/folks in KCMO metro, tell them to RSVP to a great comedy show this Friday that is going to a good cause secure.actblue.com/donate/isaia...
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"Boo!"-ver Street Rag @hooverstreetrag.org · 01/10/2026
Sometimes friendships are designed to span eras, sometimes they're meant to be confined to one time, but also means that, if we're open to it, we can meet new people where they are and who they are now, and it can be remarkable and wonderful.
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
god i hate that guy
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Matt McMullen @kcchiefsmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September awards! 🏈 Ken Walker is the "AFC Offensive Player of the Month" 🏈 Kahlil Benson is the "NFL Offensive Rookie of the Month"
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i didnt make any friends in college bc crippling depression and autism and then all the friends i did have got married and disappeared. without social media i would have zero IRL social life, maybe thats sad but at least i have friends now
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
James Burke with one of the greatest pieces if timing in Television history as he turns, points, and Voyager 2 takes off from Cape Canaveral in August 1977.
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
wouldn't it be kinda fun if something good happened for a change
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 01/10/2026
'Autumn' entered English in the 1300s. "The fall of the leaves" was shortened to 'fall' in the 1600s.
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
saw a kid this morning with a bright red ginger mullet and all i can say is hell yeah
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