Reposted by MujibBlather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Of course, you can’t unsee it. That’s how vision works. 216532
Reposted by MujibKristina Killgrove @killgrove.bsky.social · 18hI was not prepared for how much of adulting is trying to figure out what That Smell is. Not the trash can. Not the other trash can. (Took them out.) Not the garbage disposal, the dishes, or the cat box. (Cleaned them all.) Aha, it’s a rogue potato that decided to liquefy itself in the cabinet! 🥔 2872352125
Reposted by MujibNuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 9hGreat, now we have to deal with October. 03816
Reposted by MujibD.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 10hLightsabers are technically switchblades. 2166
Reposted by MujibPaul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 10hThis year, please don't let the cynical commercialisation of Halloween cheapen its deeper spiritual message about zombies eating people's brains. 0261
Reposted by MujibSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 14hThis was always my favourite of my tweets. Mostly because I got to use the word indelibly, a beautiful word not often wielded by boys who begin their working lives in their grandmother's bomb making factories. 2665
Reposted by MujibJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed 3444681071
Reposted by MujibThe Card @thecard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m one automatic sign-out away from losing it. 0198
Reposted by MujibSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I goofed off during my formative years, and now, by my own imprudent hubris, I'm left unformed. 2969
Reposted by MujibGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Iron Man should have one of those buttons in front that sprays steam to make fabrics wrinkle-free. 2821621
Reposted by Mujiblog̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My god... the coffee scale is screaming 642061
Reposted by MujibTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Exactly, by choice, especially after the brief BLM diversity push a few years ago. Country quite intentionally avoids non-white listeners and a music writer knows this. 101364163
Reposted by MujibDiane Tucker @theshymuseumgoer.com · 27/09/20261. "Choosin' Texas" is a good song. Ask any songwriter. 2. The disconnect between a song shattering all-time chart records and some people feeling like they’ve never heard it is caused by our highly fragmented streaming era 3. IOW, high concentration vs broad reach; comfort zone streaming loop 172
Reposted by MujibRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The BEST part of getting old (and there are many) is that you can ABSOLUTELY miss something wildly popular. Zooshas just flying by while you’re admiring someone’s sensible shoes or whatever. Bliss. 1182616212
Reposted by MujibUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/09/2026At my age, some days the glass is half full, some days the glass is half empty. Either way, I have to pee. 825056
Reposted by MujibDoing Asbestos I Can @geologist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A colleague of mine sat with Cary Elwes for an hour, helping him with a drainage issue near his house. She had no idea who he was until she called me an hour later as I was driving home and was all, "That was Cary Elwes!" I was like, "I thought you knew that!" 0101
Reposted by MujibHoward Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026They've appropriated all the funding earmarked for bread and used it to double down on circuses. 25818
Reposted by MujibBo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I hate that we live in this weird era where the difference between a "jock" character and a "nerd" character is a matter of styling. Like, these two individuals have spent years living lives that should have made them look anatomically pretty different. Why does every "nerd" have a sleeper build? 1132
Reposted by MujibCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 23/09/2026More than 8 billion people on the planet and I wind up getting stuck with me. 16429
Reposted by MujibA.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What if the quicksand we were concerned with as kids was a metaphor for the cycles we get ourselves stuck in as adults? 813762
Reposted by Mujibgeist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If being poor has taught me anything, it’s that it sucks to be poor. 1331796
Reposted by MujibEmma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The Good Place already did this! 032
Reposted by MujibFiona Tribe @fionatribe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m the person who gets killed off in the pilot episode of what ends up being a multi-season, multi-award-winning series. 3131
Reposted by MujibAidan Wake @aidanwake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Someone said Florence Pugh isn’t attractive. Excuse me while I stare in utter disbelief for a minute or thirty. 0112
Reposted by MujibBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026After extensive research and a sufficiently large sample size, I’ve determined that I don’t like men anymore. 3314630
Reposted by MujibSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026In the evenings she would look to the horizon for a distant sail, waiting in vain for a lover who would never return, one ivory hand draped over the balustraded railing, the other holding her phone aloft, trying to get more bars 1517761
Reposted by MujibSiddhant Adlakha @siddhantadlakha.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Like a high school overachiever, ‘Best of the Best’ peaks early joysauce.com/like-a-high-...joysauce.comLike a high school overachiever, ‘Best of the Best’ peaks early - JoySauce.comDirected by Lena Khan, Netflix's latest is a scattered comedy-drama about a South Asian college dance troupe. 184
Reposted by Mujibkorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I love saying “that’s above my pay grade” about things that have absolutely nothing to do with my employment. 13114
Reposted by MujibSam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 24/06/2025The sheep, out of hatred for the rabbits, voted for the wolf to preside over the farm. They all died. Even the chickens, who didn't vote. 301337387
Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Forget about the infernal iced coffee. Let’s talk iced tea. Of the Long Island persuasion. I haven’t yet done an interview with it, but I have attended meetings after a few. God, I miss Bangalore. 141
Reposted by MujibJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Kids today will never understand the joy of not knowing things instantly. 313744
Reposted by Mujibstrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Clusterfuck! At the Costco gas station. 26021
Reposted by MujibAnand @calmerfuture.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We are living in an extremely violent era, in an extraordinarily violent war-making culture. […] We are all meaner, and more uncivil than we would be if we lived in a peaceable era, or a more peaceable culture. I’m sure I am. 0114
Reposted by MujibAnya Taylor-Melancholy @interdiction.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Some people probably think class consciousness is when kindergarteners wake up from nap time. 0115
Reposted by MujibPP @plainparanoid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I got so emotional today when I realised I’d come down two sizes. Shopping for clothes used to make me genuinely depressed, so standing there and realising I could fit into a smaller size felt like a tiny, deeply personal victory. 121
Reposted by MujibIn Medias Malone @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Seeking to avoid the paperclip optimizer, I refine my prompt to include “Please minimize the number of paperclips in the universe.” 4475
Reposted by MujibSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 25/09/2026People praise Dolly Parton for composing Jolene and I Will Always Love You in a single writing session, but they forget that she also wrote 9 To 5 and filled out her passport application form in the same day, which is probably the more remarkable achievement. 0162
Reposted by MujibD.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 25/09/2026Flop Back To Life (2026) - A lonely fisherman rescues an injured trout from a net and takes her home. While she recovers, they grow closer together. Can she reel in his heart? Or will this relationship be catch and release? 1305
Reposted by MujibMadMax @tapiocachip.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I see your pedo nest and raise you pedo planet of chennai 112
Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Dear Malayali dentists: Please spend 5 seconds online before printing your clinic signs. 2196
Reposted by MujibJason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If something costs £19.99, it is a “Princely sum”. 35312
Reposted by MujibPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Eventually there will be no sausage left in the world if nobody wants to know how it's made. 1114436
Reposted by MujibJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If you think mama bears are protective, you should see me driving home with an expensive bottle of wine in the passenger seat. 913258
Reposted by Mujibelectricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 11/11/2025The secret to being a great dancer is to bend your knees slightly in time with the beat while holding your hands in the stick-em-up position 0106
Reposted by MujibRadheyan Simonpillai @justsayrad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Today on CBC's Commotion, we got into the online hate campaign targeting Maitreyi Ramakrishnan for expressing her Eelam Tamil identity, and the subsequent review bombing of her Netflix movie Best of the Best. youtu.be/0Hmxiw3Ld44?...youtu.beWhat's behind the review bombing of Best of the Best?YouTube video by Commotion with Elamin Abdelmahmoud 014
Reposted by MujibSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Look man, I don’t care how fast you can do the math in your head. If an old guy takes out his calculator and starts punching numbers you’ve got to let him finish 1019347