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Mujib

@mujib.bsky.social
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Award-winning poet, lingerie model, triathlon champ. On the Blueskies since 1997. [Disclaimer: Opinions are my own, not Victoria’s Secret’s. Reskeets = Engorgements.] യോ! 🥥🍁 bsky.app/profile/mujib.bsky.social/…

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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Of course, you can’t unsee it. That’s how vision works.
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Kristina Killgrove @killgrove.bsky.social · 18h
I was not prepared for how much of adulting is trying to figure out what That Smell is. Not the trash can. Not the other trash can. (Took them out.) Not the garbage disposal, the dishes, or the cat box. (Cleaned them all.) Aha, it’s a rogue potato that decided to liquefy itself in the cabinet! 🥔
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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 9h
Great, now we have to deal with October.
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D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 10h
Lightsabers are technically switchblades.
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 10h
This year, please don't let the cynical commercialisation of Halloween cheapen its deeper spiritual message about zombies eating people's brains.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 14h
This was always my favourite of my tweets. Mostly because I got to use the word indelibly, a beautiful word not often wielded by boys who begin their working lives in their grandmother's bomb making factories.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eva, it's behind you.
Eva Longoria with caption "Searching for France" but she is walking away from the Eiffel Tower.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m one automatic sign-out away from losing it.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I goofed off during my formative years, and now, by my own imprudent hubris, I'm left unformed.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Iron Man should have one of those buttons in front that sprays steam to make fabrics wrinkle-free.
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My god... the coffee scale is screaming
My right hand pressing into a small coffee scale on a wooden cutting board. The scale's display shows "EEEE"
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s all those Pb & J sandwiches.
Half of US adults were exposed to harmful lead levels as kids, study finds.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Exactly, by choice, especially after the brief BLM diversity push a few years ago. Country quite intentionally avoids non-white listeners and a music writer knows this.
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Diane Tucker @theshymuseumgoer.com · 27/09/2026
1. "Choosin' Texas" is a good song. Ask any songwriter. 2. The disconnect between a song shattering all-time chart records and some people feeling like they’ve never heard it is caused by our highly fragmented streaming era 3. IOW, high concentration vs broad reach; comfort zone streaming loop
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The BEST part of getting old (and there are many) is that you can ABSOLUTELY miss something wildly popular. Zooshas just flying by while you’re admiring someone’s sensible shoes or whatever. Bliss.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At my age, some days the glass is half full, some days the glass is half empty. Either way, I have to pee.
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Doing Asbestos I Can @geologist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A colleague of mine sat with Cary Elwes for an hour, helping him with a drainage issue near his house. She had no idea who he was until she called me an hour later as I was driving home and was all, "That was Cary Elwes!" I was like, "I thought you knew that!"
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Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They've appropriated all the funding earmarked for bread and used it to double down on circuses.
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hate that we live in this weird era where the difference between a "jock" character and a "nerd" character is a matter of styling. Like, these two individuals have spent years living lives that should have made them look anatomically pretty different. Why does every "nerd" have a sleeper build?
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
More than 8 billion people on the planet and I wind up getting stuck with me.
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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What if the quicksand we were concerned with as kids was a metaphor for the cycles we get ourselves stuck in as adults?
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geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If being poor has taught me anything, it’s that it sucks to be poor.
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Good Place already did this!
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Fiona Tribe @fionatribe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m the person who gets killed off in the pilot episode of what ends up being a multi-season, multi-award-winning series.
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Aidan Wake @aidanwake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Someone said Florence Pugh isn’t attractive. Excuse me while I stare in utter disbelief for a minute or thirty.
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
After extensive research and a sufficiently large sample size, I’ve determined that I don’t like men anymore.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In the evenings she would look to the horizon for a distant sail, waiting in vain for a lover who would never return, one ivory hand draped over the balustraded railing, the other holding her phone aloft, trying to get more bars
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Siddhant Adlakha @siddhantadlakha.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Like a high school overachiever, ‘Best of the Best’ peaks early joysauce.com/like-a-high-...
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Like a high school overachiever, ‘Best of the Best’ peaks early - JoySauce.com
Directed by Lena Khan, Netflix's latest is a scattered comedy-drama about a South Asian college dance troupe.
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love saying “that’s above my pay grade” about things that have absolutely nothing to do with my employment.
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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
The sheep, out of hatred for the rabbits, voted for the wolf to preside over the farm. They all died. Even the chickens, who didn't vote.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Forget about the infernal iced coffee. Let’s talk iced tea. Of the Long Island persuasion. I haven’t yet done an interview with it, but I have attended meetings after a few. God, I miss Bangalore.
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Decoration in front of the estate sale
One of those big orange pumpkins with green bulges growing on it. On the stem of the pumpkin is a blond doll head. The autumn sun is shining on this monstrosity
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kids today will never understand the joy of not knowing things instantly.
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Clusterfuck! At the Costco gas station.
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Anand @calmerfuture.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We are living in an extremely violent era, in an extraordinarily violent war-making culture. […] We are all meaner, and more uncivil than we would be if we lived in a peaceable era, or a more peaceable culture. I’m sure I am.
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Anya Taylor-Melancholy @interdiction.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Some people probably think class consciousness is when kindergarteners wake up from nap time.
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PP @plainparanoid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I got so emotional today when I realised I’d come down two sizes. Shopping for clothes used to make me genuinely depressed, so standing there and realising I could fit into a smaller size felt like a tiny, deeply personal victory.
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In Medias Malone @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Seeking to avoid the paperclip optimizer, I refine my prompt to include “Please minimize the number of paperclips in the universe.”
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People praise Dolly Parton for composing Jolene and I Will Always Love You in a single writing session, but they forget that she also wrote 9 To 5 and filled out her passport application form in the same day, which is probably the more remarkable achievement.
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D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 25/09/2026
Flop Back To Life (2026) - A lonely fisherman rescues an injured trout from a net and takes her home. While she recovers, they grow closer together. Can she reel in his heart? Or will this relationship be catch and release?
The article headline “Amazon officially brings Chris Hemsworth’s 2026 action thriller flop back to life on streaming.” Above it is a picture of Chris Hemsworth.
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MadMax @tapiocachip.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I see your pedo nest and raise you pedo planet of chennai
Sign board of a children's dental clinic in Chennai called "Pedo Planet"
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dear Malayali dentists: Please spend 5 seconds online before printing your clinic signs.
A blue sign for “PEDO NEST Pediatric And Family Dental Care” mounted outdoors with a yellow arrow pointing right. Somewhere in Kazhakkoottam, Trivandrum. (From Justin.)
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If something costs £19.99, it is a “Princely sum”.
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Eventually there will be no sausage left in the world if nobody wants to know how it's made.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you think mama bears are protective, you should see me driving home with an expensive bottle of wine in the passenger seat.
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electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
The secret to being a great dancer is to bend your knees slightly in time with the beat while holding your hands in the stick-em-up position
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Radheyan Simonpillai @justsayrad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today on CBC's Commotion, we got into the online hate campaign targeting Maitreyi Ramakrishnan for expressing her Eelam Tamil identity, and the subsequent review bombing of her Netflix movie Best of the Best. youtu.be/0Hmxiw3Ld44?...
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What's behind the review bombing of Best of the Best?
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Look man, I don’t care how fast you can do the math in your head. If an old guy takes out his calculator and starts punching numbers you’ve got to let him finish
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