Reposted by JasonJason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Andorra is situated between France and Spain, in what I like to call the Pyreneeum. 1457
Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 11hYou know that phrase "no-one had a bad word to say about him"? Yeah, today is the opposite of that. 0212
Reposted by JasonStephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 14hI had this bit about Jeffrey Archer from the 1995 HIGNFY video memorised for whenever I needed a handy fact about him. 371472593
Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 12hThe very definition of subtlety is sneaking an unusable "b" into a word without anyone questioning it. 060
Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 13hI find it hard to relate to anyone who has never been momentarily startled by a discarded tomato stalk, thinking it was some kind of deadly spider. 160
Reposted by JasonHalo @eatmyhalo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Beach shells making the jump to light speed 17610
Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Any time you hear a Tory talking about “hard working families”, there is a significant part of their brain thinking “infant chimney sweep”. 0364
Reposted by JasonJason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I see Sean Bean has his own range of pizzas in the Netherlands. 08021
Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My best friend died 26 years ago today. I will always cherish the time he bought me a dirt cheap bottle of Co-op whisky for my birthday, on which he’d sellotaped a label with “Incredibly Expensive Scotch From One Of Those Places That’s Pronounced Nothing Like It’s Spelled” scrawled in red biro 2662
Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I know this makes it look like the RNLI has started selling porridge, but alas not. I’ve just been quite spluttery this week, and I had to pop down to the shop earlier to buy some veg. Always nail your colours to the mast. 2131
Reposted by JasonJason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 19/05/2026CHER: Do you believe in life after love? SUSIE DENT: Absolutely not. 06613
Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I tell my neighbour I’m going to put dogshit through his letterbox and set fire to his shed, and I end up with a warning and a restraining order, yet Gloria Estefan spends nearly 40 years threatening that the rhythm is gonna get ME, and what happens? Fuck all, that’s what. #TwoTierPolicing 0143
Reposted by JasonJason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Just remember - if you voice worries about raw sewage in our rivers, the planet being on fire or the rise of fascist billionaires, you're a moaning, woke, scaremongering leftie. If, however, you parrot some nakedly racist conspiracy theory or transphobic think piece, you have "legitimate concerns". 03311
Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"And you're definitely going to use MY name on the spine, yeah? You're not just going to make up any old bollocks, are you?" "Of course not. Trust me..." 292
Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You do wonder exactly how close the staff were driven to madness before the label appeared. 3294
Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Slaven Bilic's job security as Croatia manager has just dipped below "Spinal Tap drummer". 260
Reposted by JasonJason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 21/03/2025I hear opinion is split in the England dressing room between those who want to listen to Calvin Harris and those who’d prefer Johnny Cash, stirring up yet another club vs country debate. 26916
Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I fail to see how I'm routinely labelled as impatient when I spent six years working for a regional manager who would often start monthly meetings by saying “right, guys - let’s crack open some idea eggs and see what the yolks look like” without once violently attacking him. 1293
Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hit singles from the 80s that haven't had breathy acoustic versions done for adverts "now down to last three or four", warn experts. 17723
Reposted by JasonJason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 28/05/2026If you’re wondering what the Pet Shop Boys use to wash their hands, it’s a, it’s a, it’s a…. It's a sink. 3323
Reposted by JasonJason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Nobody ever tells you that such a massive part of your adult life will be spent waiting for the only other person in the house to move so you can get to the cupboard you need. 725837
Reposted by JasonJason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 05/03/2025If you pick up a shell and hold it close to to your ear, you can hear the sound of a ballistics expert shouting at you for contaminating evidence. 05413
Reposted by JasonJason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 07/10/2025David Mitchell with one of the funniest jokes I have ever heard, here. youtu.be/Q1dqNms-_XA?...youtu.beAre elephants attracted to David Mitchell? Would I Lie to You?: Series 8 Episode 4 - BBCYouTube video by BBC 2528
Reposted by JasonJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My teacher brother has just informed me that his primary school kids now refer to anything shit or old fashioned as "Brexit". Which has made my morning. 362022443
Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I wrote a beautiful ballad on my friend's piano last night. When she finds out it's permanent marker, she's going to go apeshit. 062
Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I am still fearful of whistling in the street, in case Jools Holland suddenly appears and starts accompanying me on the piano. 1143
Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Current energy level: Bob Dylan in the We Are The World video.static.klipy.comBob Dylan's 'We Are The World' Cringe MomentAlt: Bob Dylan'semi-comatose, disinterested showing. 1102
Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This picture of Trevor Brooking does look like he was a guest star in an episode of Columbo. 2112
Reposted by JasonJason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Maybe snitches shouldn't go swimming right after eating. 0245
Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 01/10/20262026, and still no sign of restaurants getting the toast-to-pâté ratio anywhere near right. 080
Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When people say "hurting you is the LAST thing I want to do", they're admitting that it's on their list, and they're saving it till the end. 1172
Reposted by Jasonmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I've read through my employment contract 3 times and at no point does it specify that I can't unleash bees in the office 415235
Reposted by JasonRich Neville @richneville.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Things the Trump administration opposes: Anti-fascists Anti-corruption bodies The international criminal court 043
Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I am 53, and I still have no idea whether it's ok to eat crisps with a bit of green in them. 7163
Reposted by JasonJason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 03/12/2024[IN A TV DRAMA PRODUCTION MEETING] “So, this scene where she gets texted a vital piece of information - we could have it written out clearly on the screen, Sherlock-style, BUT, I say we go with a brief glimpse of her phone at a weird angle, so it’s impossible to read without pausing” 1285
Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026All things considered, I don't think I've ever wanted to be anything more in my life than a fat bear. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.uk'Backpack' declared Alaska's Fat Bear Week winner"Backpack" defeated a bear known only as "910" in the final round of the annual competition. 060
Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That awkward moment when your optician asks you to read out some letters, and they’re ones he’s intercepted from his wife to a man in prison. 172
Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Very happy to see Blue Lights is back, and that the writing is still shit hot. 140
Reposted by JasonMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Most TV is just this now. 17171671967
Reposted by JasonGail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 29/09/2026I’m Gail, a one woman (and a feline assistant) business, based in Manchester. I create prints, homewares, T-shirts & cards inspired by midcentury design, music and architecture. Have a look gailmyerscough.co.uk 7214136
Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My own personal choice of punishment for Man City is that all those who were culpable for the deception and cheating have to drink earwax smoothies whilst listening to Janet Street-Porter sing a medley of Mumford & Sons b-sides every day for forty years. Simple, proportionate and easily enforceable. 0122
Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just saw a sign in a car saying "Baby On Board" That's no way to run a business, is it? Presumably it's a non-executive role. 061
Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That moment when you’ve waited ages in a long supermarket checkout queue, and the person in front of you- having packed and paid - decides they want to yak with the staff member on the till. 5233
Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I love that famous quote from Marilyn Monroe about watching nothing but Channel 5 in bed. Presumably she was a huge fan of Police Interceptors. 2100
Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Lovely tribute to Ludo before the England game. He was the epitome of a gentle giant. 010
Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Great to see Dead Man’s Shoes being given another airing on Film4 last night. Rivalled only by Withnail & I for my favourite ever film. 280
