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log̷o, respawned dad

@loxophile.bsky.social
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Undead idiot dad, thought leaker, content aggravator, hyperwoke MNationalist, he/him/idiot

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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 7h
Well yeah I mean look at him
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 8h
Pack the court (with [COMMUNITY STANDARDS VIOLATION DETECTED])
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 8h
racially 👏 inclusive 👏 goatse 👏 wall 👏 charger 👏
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 11h
Klobuchar should just keep doing shit like this instead of running to be our shitty centrist governor
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 12h
Not directly relevant to the other horrifying details of the story, but that he was a director of games engineering should maybe give folks who use the games as their excuse to stay subscribed to the NYT just a bit of pause
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 12h
has anyone done this yet
image of a wide variety of salad dressings,  with Italian and Caesar labeled "salad dressings" and all the rest labeled "mental illnesses"
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 16h
Tired: subprime mortgage crisis Wired: subprime data center crisis
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 15h
Mocking this guy clearly hasnt worked, it's time for interview subjects to start throwing hands like Maxine Waters
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 15h
Mhm sure man, definitely. How about that Bab-el-Mandeb though
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Much like our glorious President I too get a lil smeepy halfway through the workday
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who tf called it "the French PAMAS Beretta 92 clone" instead of the Baguetta 92
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wow so like... one week of typical US consumption
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bold of mike flanagan to give carrie a huge unwieldy boner
promo poster of Carrie showing a floating girl with her leg bent in such a way that an immature little bastard might call it a large erection
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This ol Michelle Bachmann ass
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My god... the coffee scale is screaming
My right hand pressing into a small coffee scale on a wooden cutting board. The scale's display shows "EEEE"
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Weird Renaissance painting baby (presumably the child Christ) seeming to hold the words "braised meats"
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
current state of the fix social media playbook: *nationalize facebook and hold it to rigorous privacy and content moderation standards *break up google and make youtube robustly fund a streaming PBS *turn off x the everything app *keep linkedin the same. that'd be a good bit *begin The Tribunals
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's simply a fact that most hit country these days is just pop music with a thin veneer of twang and some vestigial slide guitar
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Liz you are pitching this to CAP
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's not so much that I refuse to listen to a "country" song as that it's on the hit music charts. Gun to my head, I couldn't name one hit from the last 5 years (aside from "Not Like Us") bc I'm a hipster asshole and always have been ✌️
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They're classifying me bro. They're evaluating my properties
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Disgusting creatures
Teddy and Ozzy looking into the camera with their faces squished together and eyes mostly closed
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They call it "toilet" cause my ass is putting in work
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rofl the headliner for this is Sean Davis, who willingly uses that h3adshot, and that's all you gotta say
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I bet it's Doomsday
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Guy who's not even on the ballot but running ads anyway to make the election all about him and then going on TV to say he wants gas to get more expensive. Incredible 9-D chess moves Mr President
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI actress Tilly Norwood has released a new shirtless photo that reveals a totenkopf tattoo. I hope you're all ready for this whole song and dance again. 😞
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(star wars text crawl) 

Episode IX

The RISE OF COCKSUCKER
Japanese carnivorous
cum! The BLONDES'
attractive hardcore
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trump: sealed into mausoleum (ballroom) supplied only with DMT-laced Diet Coke Obama: sole and permanent resident of Gitmo Dubya: handed to civilian population of Iraq to tear limb from limb Reagan: burned in giant effigy on National Mall
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Punished 'Woke' Bane @baneforyou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
EXCLUSIVE: GEN ALPHA ARE MEME MOGGING PROSPECTIVE EMPLOYERS WITH INCREASINGLY ELABORATE BEVERAGES AT JOB INTERVIEWS IN VIRAL TIKTOK CRAZE
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[Guy with no material concerns] what people need in this moment is a •¤°~story~°¤•
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Try NEW Diet Plus Ultra Fetid Slime! Now available at your local Grimplex in the estivating horrors aisle!
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
[INT. MIND PALACE] the word TURDS appears in front of me. i swat it away. it is quickly replaced by TURDS in a different font.
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am not on here to "engage in discourse" I am here to purge stuff like "existence of majoram implies existence of minoram" from my rapidly decaying brain
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Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absolute screeching fanaticism about Famous Dave's Massive DICK on this site
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh, I know this one! It's "a bunch of turbolib dipshits telling you to shut up and lose your human rights quietly"!
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/09/2026
look if you were into sex pests getting cancelled on main early bluesky was an incredible place to be, sometimes we got two of them at once (thank you @regretagarbo.rip)
King Terence the Golden: “I am in a constant state of fear of being disrespectful and I think more in should do that”

Adam Cerious: “yes and yes”

demon core vidal: “we’re literally talking about both of you”
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
how i walk out of a job interview after leaving my empty iced coffee on your desk
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well. I guess we're not moving anytime soon
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
OOF
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No, wait. Sorry, not the fur thing. Can... they let you get a Ph.D. with a damn mononym???
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Gangly Bitch @gangly-bitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Did they have to play the whole fucking song or was a lawyer playing some kind of incredible practical joke
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People have such fascinating hangups about workplace etiquette. Like, why is this so disqualifying? Did somebody spill a coffee all over you at an interview once? Did you have an insane boss who passed this down as an idiosyncratic rule? Idgi man
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I better not see anybody be horny about this, lest you encourage me to also be horny about it
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Becca @bekaboomn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In case you hadn't heard, ICE has been ramping up activity in the South Metro and is snatching people from cars and leaving abandoned vehicles on the side of the road, at gas stations, etc. At least two abductions in Savage this week. Carry your whistles. Stay alert.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GenAI evangelists: there is no deskilling. You become as a god, a machine god, you- Every GenAI CEO: no one needs to know how to read and also I don't know how to put my pants on anymore
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Coughing so hard in the shower I almost throw up ✌️
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