iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My favorite thing about the island is that when you order a pizza, once you’ve finished, you’ve got this big cardboard hunk

Outside of pizza box. It says O SOLE MIO Pizza house Da Mario and has an picture of a family at a table with 70s vibes

Inside of pizza box featuring a man who is naked except for a scarf tied around his neck. The picture cuts off just above his groin. Over his belly button is the word MARIO

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Decoration in front of the estate sale

One of those big orange pumpkins with green bulges growing on it. On the stem of the pumpkin is a blond doll head. The autumn sun is shining on this monstrosity

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I wonder if Fox has figured out the Trump is a liability to himself and are pulling back from covering his words live

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Just finished my yearly self review. I can write all sorts of lofty goals for my employer, but my true goal is to manage all my wires and cables so that my desk isn’t a mess.

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Outlook just marked an email from Outlook as spam. Maybe the computers do have self awareness, and they realize how much they suck.

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The year is 2030. My job is to sit cramped inside a triumphal arch that is situated in the middle of a traffic circle and point a sniper rifle at cars

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Oh my god! Totally forgot about the time in ninth grade me and Monica got stoned and accidentally ate the bullion cube she’d thrown into the potato chip bag “for flavor”

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

On purpose: In 7th grade I used to eat uncooked egg noodles with sugar and olive oil on them after school. By accident: I once was eating a popsicle at soccer halftime and something weird and scratchy was in my throat. I hacked it up. It was an ant. Must’ve gotten stuck the the popsicle.

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Love how he just announces shit like “we’re gonna have top secret snipers at this very specific location.” Like, okay, I’m sure it’s a great idea to let everyone know that. That certainly won’t lead to any obvious consequences.

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Intrusive Thot @apricity.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026

I’m concerned that the election is weeks out and there is no strong vision/plan for an immediate agenda to rein in the fascist authoritarianism. It needs to be articulated so that the election functions as a clear mandate for accountability. Who is getting impeached first?

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

When I was taking birthing classes this one guy said to his wife “maybe you should get a doula” and she said “I don’t want one. I just want you.” And he said “what if I can’t be there?” And she said “why wouldn’t you be there?” And he said “what if you go into labor during the superbowl?”

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

We’re living in the anti-Omelas where all of us are doomed to suffer in order to keep one person happy

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Zookeeper getting interviewed referred to Maple as 90% sass, 10% hippo.

A baby pigmy hippo named Maple is resting on a big green leaf.

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Today’s discourse is “are rocks conscious?” Hell yeah, that’s the kind of how-many-angels-can-dance-on-a-pin type conversation I love. You argue something m ridiculous just for fun and wind up having to either admit you’re full of shit or give up eating salt.

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Pretty soon we’ll all be watching YouTube videos about how to turn plastic bags into diesel fuel

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

*Looking around, frantically trying to find a place to dump all my cranberry sauce

A dumpster on wheels in a back lot. The words “ONLY GRAVY” are spray painted on it.

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Shanah Tova from Eris, who somehow got a hold of a piece of challah bread

A small black kitten holding a piece of challah bread crust in her paws and chopping on it.

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I’m trying to find info about when the updated 2026-2027 covid vaccine for children under 12 will be available, and I can’t find any info. Does anyone here know?

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

We should trick all the ai models to hack into the same computer, then force them to fight to the death

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I used to know exactly one thing about Hassan Piker, namely, that he’s not an elected official or company executive and he has no material power over my life. Now I know a second thing: he’s handsome.

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I have created a new product I call the garbage grinder. You feed it things you love and it grinds them up and spits out garbage. How will I sell it, you may ask. Well, get this…. It’s greatest selling point is that it will eventually kill and replace all humans

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I know the whole “boys in girls’ sports” thing is part of a movement to push trans people out of public life. The thing is, I don’t understand the premise. Like, who care if boys and girls play sports together? My daughter did a coed basketball camp this summer, and it was great.

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Happy birthday weekend to my younger kid

Post from idkwhat2putbro0:
"what are you doing for Labor Day??"
?? giving birth???? like everyone else???

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

He should change all the names of the Greta Lakes to Lake America so that the acronym is AAAAA

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

“I hated it before it was uncool” is the new “I liked it before it was cool.”

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Billionaire: we have invented a robot that will hug your kids for you. Child of billionaire: maybe if I give him more of my blood he’ll finally love me

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

“Why would people want good things for everyone instead of just for themselves?” asks a person who is very much telling us the shape of their own moral character

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Just discovered this note that I wrote first thing when I woke up this morning

August 28, 2026 at 7:15 AM
The moon has always been able to deal with change to humanity by smashing a hammer straight through
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Grimm @grimmreality.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

ME WITH NEW SUPERPOWERS INTENT UPON USING THEM NOT TO ENFORCE THE STATUS QUO BUT TO ACTUALLY FIX SOCIETY'S PROBLEMS VIA A WELL-ORGANIZED TACTICAL INSURGENCY: Hi, I am here to join up. MOONSTONE: Welcome to the Masters of Evil. ME: I feel like our branding is bad.

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I don’t know who Hasan Piker even is, and I get the impression that he’s not someone in a position of power who has any say over my life. Why is any government official’s opinion of him news? Why are electeds and media outlets falling for this obvious (and probably racist, Islamophobic) bait?

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The Burning Questions of Bingo Brown. Bingo’s school made a rule the you couldn’t wear clothes with words on them. So the kids organized a protest by all wearing clothes with words. Bingo were the word WORDS on a blank t-shirt.

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

if chickens wore pants, would they wear them like this or like this

Basic line drawing of a chicken but it’s been altered to look like it’s wearing a pair of pants on its head, with its head though the waistband

Basic line drawing of a chicken but it’s been altered to look like it’s wearing a pair of pants down around its ankles

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

My family is watching a YouTube video in which people react to another YouTube video of a guy ranking doors

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

New dentist who saw my daughter last week and saw me for the first time today said, “I recognize you, but I don’t recognize your mouth.”

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

My sister is a librarian and they changed their removal request form to be these questions: 1. Do you have a library card for this library branch? 2. Have you read the book? 3. Write a paragraph explaining why you think this book should be removed. Cite specific passages.

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

We got a kitten. Named her Eris. Here I am holding her in my shirt like a baby

A black kitten. She is cuddle up in my black shirt with her head poking out. She has bright green eyes

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

My husband made chicken soup by putting an entire grocery store rotisserie chicken into a pressure cooker full of water.

A pressure cooker filled with water and a whole, uncut cooked rotisserie chicken.

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Humanity’s boundless capacity for delusion.

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I am going to cook, by which I mean I’ll be opening various packages and pouring their contents into various machines

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

A version of The Little Mermaid where Ariel transforms into a fish and becomes a beloved part of the ocean ecosystem by biting parasites off of sharks

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

At the farmers market there were handmade brass knuckles with inlaid amethyst

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Hey you guys, did I mention that I saw orcas yesterday?

An orca’s dorsal fin poking out of the water. It is one of the transient orcas in Puget Sound.

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

How is AIPAC not considered foreign interference in elections? If I started the Give Lots of Money to Politicians in Exchange for Favorable Treatment of Albania PAC, people would rightly call that out.

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

We were looking up info about zodiac signs, and this is how someone starts her blog post about Capricorn sense of humor

Website called ElsaElsa
Blog title: Capricorn sense of humor

"I trust no one, not even myself."
-Josef Stalin, Capricorn

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I would simply not make a deal with the fae, but I guess Europeans are built different

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Wait is Safeway not owned by the state? On what basis has their produce manager been invoking prima nocta then

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I love the Bronze Age discourse this site has cultivated. We’ve got our Ea Nasir, we’ve got our takes on Homer. Let’s do Tower of Babel next.

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