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🦊 🩵🐦‍⬛ Fox & Crow, for Bartleby Endeavors 🎥 @foxy99.bsky.social · 10h

When I die my buttplug will shoot out at terrifying speed to be followed by a large mound of violets.

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 10h

Yea, foolish mortals, Noah’s flood is not yet subsided; two thirds of the fair world it yet covers.

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Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Me: So what are you planning after you finish your residency? Evil:

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Aidan Wake @aidanwake.bsky.social · 10h

Horrible spine m’lord, dare I say built as shittily as your trucks <coughs>

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I've decided that half-assing things is too much, so I'm cutting back to quarter-assing

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

How can I skeet at a time like this.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 11h

If anyone finds my ventriloquist dummy, please return it to me, ideally before he goes on one of his murderous rampages.

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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 11h

We must all suffer and behold our big backed overlord

Aidan Wake @aidanwake.bsky.social · 10h

Again, I maintain this is why ass whippings should be applied to adults when deserved.

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Lydia! ⭐ @lydiastaremoji.bsky.social · 16h

liberty mutual advertisement induced psychosis

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 11h

This reminds me of that one time that things also completely sucked.

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 11h

aren’t we all just avoiding life while waiting for life

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 11h

I’m sorry – I need to take this call. It’s my undertaker

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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 11h

do you ever put your pajamas on in the dark and wake up wearing oven mitts and a tortilla?

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 16h

“but it’s national coffee day” i sob, after the barista refuses to put me through the bean grinder

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Brent Crude @my2bits4u.bsky.social · 11h

How's the reflecting pool?

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Coffee&CannabisClub-𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐊𝐜𝐮𝐟 @coffeecannabisclub.bsky.social · 12h

Why is the government worried about their privacy while selling yours to the lowest bidder?

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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 12h

I went to a restaurant called Karma, there’s no menu, you just get what you deserve.

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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 12h

<slaps the side of an iron maiden> This baby right here, takes a little more effort on your part but the screams are so much more satisfying

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 12h

Little guy got all fucked up on schnapps and now he can't get out of my backyard

An alien Grey being shot at night through a fence, it is putting its hand up like it's trying to shield it's eyes from the light of the camera

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Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Reminder you cannot spell CHRIST without CIS and HRT

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Aidan Wake @aidanwake.bsky.social · 12h

<slaps the side of a volcano> You can fit so many rapists in here

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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 14h

That feeling when you stretch yourself into another dimension

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Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A commercial for butter played in front of a YouTube video and it ended with the tagline "Eat it like you own it" and folks, I am not getting into heaven.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14h

yeah, i know what’s going on that’s the problem

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 12h

I prefer uncut men because nothing feels better on a cold winters night than snuggling up in the old foreskin 🤌🏼

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Old School Gentleman @oldschoolgentl1.bsky.social · 12h

I grew up in the 70s when actions still had consequences. If I ever laid my hands on a woman, I would have gotten my arm broken.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 13h

On Tuesdays, we flounce.

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no great matter @itsabigail.bsky.social · 23h

imagine being Case Keenum, being 38 years old, playing in an NFL game for the first time in years, you’re tired as shit, and then you gotta run to the radio station to record American Top 40

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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

After extensive research and a sufficiently large sample size, I’ve determined that I don’t like men anymore.

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A WEREWOLF WHO TURNS ON THE WAXING CRESCENT MOON: Haha guys i just realized what tonight is and we kinda need to solve this escape room faster

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anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

you can posit whatever position you like. the fact remains that brown sugar and cinnamon pop tarts are the only true path to enlightenment

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Aidan Wake @aidanwake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

No, I’m not posting another selfie if that is how you’re gonna be. I’m not a piece of meat Chad.

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Aidan Wake @aidanwake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

<takes a drag off of cigarette> Me: (thoughtfully) look I’d feel much better about everything if I woke up at age 12 tomorrow, all I’m saying. Therapist: …I think we’d a lot of us would wish for a do-over. M: Crazy we build a society where the collective conscious screams for a reset. T: …

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 29/09/2026

Sorry I just need to take a few years to think about everything

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

case keenum sounds like a pokemon handler name

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 29/09/2026

once again the defense plays a heroic half of football to keep the team in the game and the offense follows it up with a gigantic wet fart

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In lieu of a time machine, I have decided to make an ass of myself anew.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If you don't have a bluesky nemesis that doesn't even know that they're your bluesky nemesis, I hope you at least have friends in real life to keep you company.

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