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Mujib

@mujib.bsky.social
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Award-winning poet, lingerie model, triathlon champ. On the Blueskies since 1997. [Disclaimer: Opinions are my own, not Victoria’s Secret’s. Reskeets = Engorgements.] യോ! 🥥🍁 bsky.app/profile/mujib.bsky.social/…

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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 8h
over at the newsletter I wrote about the useful bogeyman that is "polarization":
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The Problem Is Right Wing Extremism, Not 'Polarization'
Ambiguous media whining about "polarization" or "partisan tribalism" redirects attention away from the real cause of modern U.S. division: violent right wing extremism.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 8h
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Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) - That's My Girl
Alt: Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) filled with pride, a slow fist pump, implying “That’s my girl.”
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 8h
Pedicure. #മലയാളം
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 13h
Nicely put.
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sourav/सौरभ/ソウラヴ @gappi-bihari.bsky.social · 13h
Groping and sexually harassing protestors and journalists by the Delhi Police could only make sense as women have been participating in these protests in large numbers, and the police want to strike terror in the hearts of women protestors and journalists, as well as their family members.
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 15h
Well, this is cute. I looked up an #AirCanada flight in Firefox and then pasted the URL into a Chromium window where I was logged into my #Aeroplan Elite account. Air Canada added $300 to the flight price when I tried to load it from a logged-in browser. Hell of a customer loyalty perk!
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, we need to do a regression analysis.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A can of Monster Energy drink. It's a tall badass-looking black can with bright green and white text. I've photoshopped the big scary green M to be an S, I've replaced the word Monster with Sleepytime, and I've replaced the words Mega Energy with Herbal Tea.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not many people know this, but BonziBuddy mended his ways, learned data analytics via Mailchimp correspondence course, and channeled his passion for intrusive pop-ups into SurveyMonkey.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Almost everything, really: dinner, your bed, money.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There are like 25 people here that I've known online for so long that I feel like we've met (we haven't).
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I see it not as a failure but an opportunity to feel sorry for myself.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Putting a bottle or can of pop in the freezer to cool it quickly and assuming you'll pull it out before it explodes is known as 'the devil's fizzy wager.'
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
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👻 Viv 💀 @v.milcom.in · 01/10/2026
Life is what happens between waking up angry and going to bed angry.
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me: Hey gas tank, check out the prices on this pump. Gas tank:
A gas tank opening that resembles a shocked face.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Diabolical.
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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Of course, you can’t unsee it. That’s how vision works.
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Kristina Killgrove @killgrove.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was not prepared for how much of adulting is trying to figure out what That Smell is. Not the trash can. Not the other trash can. (Took them out.) Not the garbage disposal, the dishes, or the cat box. (Cleaned them all.) Aha, it’s a rogue potato that decided to liquefy itself in the cabinet! 🥔
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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Great, now we have to deal with October.
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D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 30/09/2026
Lightsabers are technically switchblades.
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This year, please don't let the cynical commercialisation of Halloween cheapen its deeper spiritual message about zombies eating people's brains.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This was always my favourite of my tweets. Mostly because I got to use the word indelibly, a beautiful word not often wielded by boys who begin their working lives in their grandmother's bomb making factories.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eva, it's behind you.
Eva Longoria with caption "Searching for France" but she is walking away from the Eiffel Tower.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m one automatic sign-out away from losing it.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I goofed off during my formative years, and now, by my own imprudent hubris, I'm left unformed.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Iron Man should have one of those buttons in front that sprays steam to make fabrics wrinkle-free.
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log̷o, reanimated dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My god... the coffee scale is screaming
My right hand pressing into a small coffee scale on a wooden cutting board. The scale's display shows "EEEE"
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s all those Pb & J sandwiches.
Half of US adults were exposed to harmful lead levels as kids, study finds.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Exactly, by choice, especially after the brief BLM diversity push a few years ago. Country quite intentionally avoids non-white listeners and a music writer knows this.
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Diane Tucker @theshymuseumgoer.com · 27/09/2026
1. "Choosin' Texas" is a good song. Ask any songwriter. 2. The disconnect between a song shattering all-time chart records and some people feeling like they’ve never heard it is caused by our highly fragmented streaming era 3. IOW, high concentration vs broad reach; comfort zone streaming loop
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Forget both. I’m choosing Texas to take to my next interview.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The BEST part of getting old (and there are many) is that you can ABSOLUTELY miss something wildly popular. Zooshas just flying by while you’re admiring someone’s sensible shoes or whatever. Bliss.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At my age, some days the glass is half full, some days the glass is half empty. Either way, I have to pee.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Beets me!
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Doing Asbestos I Can @geologist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A colleague of mine sat with Cary Elwes for an hour, helping him with a drainage issue near his house. She had no idea who he was until she called me an hour later as I was driving home and was all, "That was Cary Elwes!" I was like, "I thought you knew that!"
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Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They've appropriated all the funding earmarked for bread and used it to double down on circuses.
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hate that we live in this weird era where the difference between a "jock" character and a "nerd" character is a matter of styling. Like, these two individuals have spent years living lives that should have made them look anatomically pretty different. Why does every "nerd" have a sleeper build?
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
More than 8 billion people on the planet and I wind up getting stuck with me.
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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What if the quicksand we were concerned with as kids was a metaphor for the cycles we get ourselves stuck in as adults?
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mensch @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If being poor has taught me anything, it’s that it sucks to be poor.
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Good Place already did this!
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Fiona Tribe @fionatribe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m the person who gets killed off in the pilot episode of what ends up being a multi-season, multi-award-winning series.
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Aidan Wake @aidanwake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Someone said Florence Pugh isn’t attractive. Excuse me while I stare in utter disbelief for a minute or thirty.
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
After extensive research and a sufficiently large sample size, I’ve determined that I don’t like men anymore.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In the evenings she would look to the horizon for a distant sail, waiting in vain for a lover who would never return, one ivory hand draped over the balustraded railing, the other holding her phone aloft, trying to get more bars
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