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Award-winning poet, lingerie model, triathlon champ. On the Blueskies since 1997. [Disclaimer: Opinions are my own, not Victoria’s Secret’s. Reskeets = Engorgements.] യോ! 🥥🍁 bsky.app/profile/mujib.bsky.social/…

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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Icon. Iconic. RIP.
A side-by-side three-panel black-and-white photograph of computer scientist Margaret Hamilton standing next to a stack of printouts containing the Apollo guidance computer source code. The stack of bound listings is nearly as tall as she is. In the left panel, she stands beside the stack with her hand resting near the top. In the middle and right panels, she stands directly behind the towering stack, resting her hands on top and smiling as her head peeks over the binder edges.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dear Malayali dentists: Please spend 5 seconds online before printing your clinic signs.
A blue sign for “PEDO NEST Pediatric And Family Dental Care” mounted outdoors with a yellow arrow pointing right. Somewhere in Kazhakkoottam, Trivandrum. (From Justin.)
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Do you believe in creationism or evolution?” “Yes.”
A screenshot of a LinkedIn profile card for Adam Hanuman.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me, trying to make friends. And failing.
A movie still (from “The End of Oak Street”) showing three teenagers at an outdoor backyard gathering, each holding a water balloon. In the center, a girl wearing a purple and green color-block shirt is speaking to a blonde girl in a pink striped top. To the left stands a boy in a white ringer t-shirt and blue athletic shorts. Subtitles at the bottom read, “You’ve never heard of Carl Sagan’s Cosmos?”
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?” I choked up just posting this image, so yeah. That year had some incredible movies, but this is mine. Why am I being earnest and not a combo-breaker? New September, new me.
A movie still from “The Remains of the Day” (1993) featuring Emma Thompson and Anthony Hopkins in profile, standing side by side indoors near a window with floral patterned drapes. Both wear dark, formal 1930s attire—Thompson in a black collared dress with a headband, and Hopkins in a butler’s suit with a high white wing collar—as they gaze stoically out the window with somber, contemplative expressions.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’d probably leak like a colander, but I just might have found a loophole for supplemental income in these tough economic times.
A storefront view looking through glass doors into a Lovisa jewelry store. Hanging in the window is a circular neon sign that reads “Free Piercing” in white script.

Below the sign, a round pink sticker on a white kiosk reads “FREE GIFT WITH EVERY PIERCING” along with the hashtag “#LOVISAPIERCING”. Inside, customers browse racks of earrings and displays of jewelry under bright store lighting.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I started to read at two-and-a-half years of age. Didn’t know it was a disease (albeit treatable) until I saw this. Lost opportunity.
An outdoor banner for “SAI DHAWAKANA CAMP” displaying typos in its listed treatments. The banner reads:
“GUARANTEED TREATMENT AT OUR CAMP FOR BOTH LADIES & GENTS SEXUAL DISEASE LIKE NIGHT FALLS, PREMATURE EDUCATION, PENIS SMALL IN VEINS, DIFFICULTIES IN MONTHLY COURSE, CHILDLENESS, ACIDITY, DIABETES, PARALYSIS JOINT PAIN, PILES, LEPROSY & SKIN DISEASE”
Below, it offers Ayurvedic medicine and notes “Timeing : 10 AM to 6 PM” and “VEINS CHECK UP RS. 20/-”.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
What’s he trying to do? It’s a conundrum.
Conan O’Brien smiling while playing a sparkling silver drum kit alongside a saxophonist, with the band name “Basic Cable” printed on the bass drum head.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If you see this, post a knight ⚔️
Godrej Good Knight Power Activ+ liquid vaporizer mosquito repellant refill box, featuring the clear bottle, red branding, prohibition mosquito sign, and “Refill Fits All Machines” text.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
ഭ്രുണോ മാർസ്. #Malayalam
An artwork depicting a glowing, translucent human fetus floating in the dark void of space, looking toward a bright star and a massive, swirling orange gas giant planet. The star child from “2001: A Space Odyssey.”
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Sith
Darth Maul from Star Wars: The Phantom Menace in a combat stance, wearing black robes with his red and black facial tattoos and horns on display as he wields a glowing red double-bladed lightsaber.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Ovarily attached girlfriend.
A performative art piece where a man in a tweed jacket sits on a chair with a woman draped upside down over his shoulders and head, surrounded by a row of empty folding chairs in a large hall.

Original photo description from The Atlantic: Eddie Ladd and Gwyn Emberton perform as Dylan and Caitlin Thomas in Caitlin at the Lauriston Hall in Edinburgh, Scotland, on August 25, 2017. © Mary Turner / Reuters
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Goddammit, Microsoft!
A rear-view shot of a bicycle with a white plastic “CoPilot” child seat mounted on the back, parked on a city sidewalk. In the background across the street, public transit vehicles, including a red and white bus and streetcar, are visible in traffic.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Watching the epic as Nolan intended.
Rear view of a dark grey Honda Odyssey minivan stopped at a traffic intersection under an overcast sky with overhead utility lines.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Walked by these stores at the mall and had a violent allergic reaction. What next—explosive diarrhea?
The storefront of a JD Sports retail location inside the Vaughn Mills shopping mall features a large, illuminated white “JD” logo against a matte black facade. Shoppers are seen milling about inside the brightly lit store, browsing sneaker displays and clothing racks, while a prominent red “SALE” sign is visible in the window on the right.A brightly lit storefront for a Vans Outlet store inside the Vaughn Mills shopping mall features a large, glowing white “VANS OUTLET” sign beneath a tall, dark gray grid facade. An A-frame chalkboard sign near the entrance advertises a “BOGO 50% OFF” promotion, and several shoppers are seen walking through the store browsing shelves of shoes and apparel displays.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The only school shooting I condone.
An underwater photograph shows a scuba diver on a sandy ocean floor looking up at a massive, swirling school of silvery jack fish that forms a dense, towering wall on the right side of the frame. The diver, wearing black gear and fins, holds an underwater camera to capture the immense swirling vortex of fish against the deep blue water.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It’s that long-awaited time of the year, when desi stores witness the glorious arrival of Chaunsa from a neighboring nuclear enemy state. At $50 a box, I’m decimating my retirement funds, but I’d rather feast like a king now than toothlessly sip transgenic fruit molecules through a nanofiber straw.
A short poem or riddle on a cream-colored background. The text reads:

“He visits my town once a year.
He fills my mouth with kisses and nectar.
I spend all my money on him.
Who, girl, your man?
No, a mango.

— Amir Khusrau (1253–1325 CE)”
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
How do I transapparate, O Lord? The stitches from the last time I walked into a glass door are still healing.
A close-up shot of a dark, textured door featuring a handwritten sign taped to it. The sign is written in black marker on a rectangular piece of white paper, secured on all four sides with thick blue painter’s tape. The text on the sign reads: “PLEASE MAKE SURE DOOR IS CLOSED WHEN ENTERING THANK YOU LANDLORD”. To the right of the sign, a vertical black label on the door frame reads “PULL” with the words “STOREFRONT SERVICE” visible at the top.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Pope Leo: 1, Richard Dawkins: 0
A screenshot of a social media thread on X (formerly Twitter) in dark mode, featuring a post by Pope Leo XIV and a subsequent response from the AI assistant Grok.
The main post is by Pope Leo XIV (@Pontifex), dated May 29, 2026, which reads: “Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas”
Below it, a user named Frank McCormick (@CBHeresy) replies by tagging the AI account: “@grok is this true?”
The AI assistant, Grok (@grok), responds directly to the question: “Yes, the Pope’s description aligns closely with how current AI systems like me actually work. We process patterns from training data to generate responses, but we have no body, no subjective experiences of joy or suffering, no personal relationships that shape growth, and no intrinsic moral conscience or responsibility. We can discuss these human realities insightfully, yet it’s always simulated analysis rather than lived understanding. Human persons remain fundamentally distinct.”
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
What is this sculptural appropriation?
A decorative stone Buddha (?) bust with an ornate tiered crown sits among gray planters in a garden supply store.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Most do little with their plates; some go full Dolittle.
A red Toyota RAV4 with an Ontario vanity plate reading “K9CATDOC” is parked outside a stone building with a sign that says “Limestone City Animal Hospital.” Kingston, ON.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Probably the song I’ve listened to the most despite older classics, for personal reasons, and for the last decade or more, replaced with Mississauga.
View from inside a car driving down a downtown street lined with tall condo and office towers disappearing into low fog, with a dashboard screen in the foreground showing a navigation map on the left and a music player on the right displaying the song “Mississippi” by Bob Dylan.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I waited here for an hour, got tired, had a bánh mì, and left. Does that count as transubstantiation? I’m not sure.
A small religious sticker on a rusty metal post in the foreground reads “Rapture is imminent, we’ll be going home, Jesus is coming back soon,” while in the blurred background there is a Chinese-style temple gate, stone lion statues, and a sign that says “Welcome” along a green roadside.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Where’s Waldo? #WorldBeeDay
Close-up of a fuzzy bee drinking nectar from a spiky pink wildflower in full bloom, surrounded by a dense field of similar flowers with soft green foliage in the background. From August 2019, shot on a Samsung S9.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
My first “Rocky” ever. Left an indelible impression, thanks to childhood imprinting and that tiny dress.
Vintage-style movie poster for 1981 Hindi movie “Rocky” showing a shirtless man (Sanjay Dutt, debut role) and a woman in a floral dress (Tina Munim) draped across a yellow Honda motorcycle on a beach, with ocean waves in the background and bold distressed text “ROCKY” along with film credits at the bottom.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
“Send nudes.”
A gold-anodized aluminum plaque featuring line drawings intended as a cosmic message. On the right side, a nude man and woman stand side by side; the man has his right hand raised in a gesture of goodwill, while the woman stands with her hands at her sides. Behind them, a silhouette of the Pioneer spacecraft provides a scale comparison. On the left side, a large radial burst of lines radiates from a single point, representing the position of the Sun relative to 14 pulsars, with binary code along the lines indicating the pulsars’ spin periods. Above this burst, two circles connected by a line represent the hyperfine transition of a neutral hydrogen atom, used as a universal unit of time and length. Along the bottom, a diagram depicts the solar system with nine circles representing planets, showing a trajectory line that originates at the third planet (Earth) and curves past the fifth planet (Jupiter) out into interstellar space.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
“Draw me like one of your Zen girls.”
Large outdoor sculpture of a reclining robed Buddha in a sheltered shrine, resting on one elbow with legs extended, surrounded by carved relief panels in the background and a green and red painted base in the foreground. Niagara Falls, Ontario.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Brought to mind a Twitter joke from a decade ago.
A colorful outdoor sculpture of the Hindu goddess Kamadhenu, a divine bovine creature with the body of a white cow, the head and torso of a woman, feathered wings, and a peacock’s tail. She wears traditional Indian jewelry and a floral garland. Below her stands a small Shiva Lingam. Overlaid text in red reads: "Disappointed that the cow goddess is called Kamadhenu and not Moodevi." —@poisonaavi.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I buy my tanks from here.
Armen Vahan storefront with dark gray exterior, 'Now Open' sign on door, set in a red brick building with arched windows on a city street corner. Kingston, ON.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Meme-style image with the caption at the top: “teacher: Why are you laughing? My brain: Muslim molecules.” Below, there are cartoon water molecules with positive and negative charge symbols; one says “ASSALAM MOLECULE” in a speech bubble and another replies “MOLECULE SALAM,” playing on the Islamic greeting “assalamualaikum” and “salam.”
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Tic-Trac-Toe. #photosky
View through a window of parallel railway tracks running past dry grass, with a leafless tree, low industrial buildings, and two tall apartment towers in the background under a grey sky. A hand‑drawn tic‑tac‑toe grid with X and O marks is visible on the glass in the center of the image. Clarkson, ON.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
If you see this, post a bird.
Close-up of a tall, multicolored rooster standing on dry, leaf-strewn ground, with its tail feathers raised and a person’s lower legs and flip-flops visible in the background. Preparing for a cockfight as part of village festivities. Puttur, Karnataka, 2009.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Or Vijayawada, as the Malayalis call it.
Stylized illustrated cover for the film “Sweet Smell of Success” from The Criterion Collection, showing a busy mid‑century city street at night with glowing red neon signs, a newspaper stand and headline billboard, and sharply dressed men in suits moving through the crowd in the foreground.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Sure, and rarities.
Eartha Kitt as Catwoman, in a glossy black catsuit costume, standing on outdoor brick steps, wearing black cat ears and mask, a gold chain necklace with a round medallion, matching gold belt and accessories.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Look at me, making it more crumbly.
The author of this post, in a blue jacket, jeans, and hat, stands on a rocky trail leaning against a boulder in a misty, mountainous landscape, with a tall jagged rock formation and green mossy slopes rising steeply behind them at the Old Man of Storr on Skye. 2023.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Share a preacher, nun or priest
Jagathy Sreekumar as Kumbidi, a fake holy man, in the movie “Nandanam” (2002), visually a takeoff on Sathya Sai Baba. He’s in a white robe with orange and yellow shawls and bead necklaces standing outdoors near an auto-rickshaw, raising one hand in a gesture that suggests greeting or blessing, with lush green trees blurred in the background.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Just my luck to become countlessly rich right when the world is about to end. Dear reader, I accepted.
Email promotion from a bank showing a couple sitting on the floor of a room under renovation, with paint cans and supplies around them. On the left, a green-outlined box reads “Congratulations! You’re pre-approved for a credit limit increase¹ of $undefined,” and below the image the email text says, “Ready to accept a credit limit increase? All we need is your consent by undefined.”
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Ontario, in a nutshell.
Storefront of a clothing shop called “DESIGNER CLUB” with the “GNER” portion unlit, making it “DESI CLUB,” with a banner advertising a children’s clothing sale and name brands for ten dollars, racks of assorted kids’ clothes visible inside the run-down store. Etobicoke, ON.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Medicine bottle, Kindle, handkerchief, USB cable, foot file, orange peel, etc. The best—or rather, my favorite—is the custom-made one from the offspring, who was selling them during the pandemic. Took two decades for it all to come together, but hey, worth the wait.
A rectangular illustrated laminated bookmark lies on a textured light gray surface. Near the top, against a purple starry background with three colorful planets, a yellow framed box contains a handwritten Carl Sagan quote: “Books permit us to voyage through time, to tap the wisdom of our ancestors.” The credit “– Carl Sagan” appears beneath the text. Below the quote is a stylized drawing of Carl Sagan with folded arms, wearing a yellow blazer over a red turtleneck and yellow pants. The background behind the figure is solid purple with small speckles, and the initials “N.M.” are written in the bottom left corner of the bookmark.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Francis Ford Cassata. #filmsky
Francis Ford Coppola on the sets of “Godfather II” circa 1974, standing on a rooftop operating a large vintage movie camera on a wooden tripod, wearing a thick white coat with bold horizontal green, yellow, red, and blue stripes, with old brick apartment buildings and fire escapes in the background.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I’m a regular bratwurst.
A mobile screenshot of a dark-themed “Millerman School” quiz results page showing the heading “YOUR RESULT – Neither – Somehow.” with two horizontal bar graphs labeled “German 31%” and “Autistic 24%,” followed by explanatory text stating that the scores are independent and that the quiz indicates the user is neither specifically German in cognitive habits nor particularly autistic, but apparently normal.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Black-and-white photo of three punk-styled people in leather and denim (from the movie “Repo Man”), with a red caption box at the bottom that reads, “Let’s go do some crimes.”
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Of course.
A hand holds a squat rectangular bottle of Carpano Negroni with a black cap and an ornate white and red label reading “Carpano Negroni Small Batch” against a softly blurred indoor background. From https://carpano.com/en/prodotto/ready-to-drink-2/
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Aspirational spring activities in –4 °C weather. Didn’t get home until 3 a.m. The flesh is weak, but the spirit abides.
A tulip-shaped glass (Glencairn) with an ounce of amber whiskey (Glen Scotia) sits on a worn wooden table in a cozy outdoor patio area, with string lights hanging against a brick and wood wall in the background.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Yoga—helping Indians make ends meet since time immemorial.
A person in a white bodysuit performs an extreme contortion pose on the floor, bending backward so their legs arc over their torso and their feet press against their forehead.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
“അല്ല, തിലാപ്പിയാ.”
A close-up of a bottle of Carpano Botanic Bitter liqueur on a store shelf, showing its ornate blue and white label with gold detailing, the year 1786, and neighboring bottles partially visible on either side.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Couple of friends were sharing this.
A humorous graphic shows Earth on the left and the Sun on the right against a black space background. A dotted line runs between them. Near the Sun, a tiny dot along the line is labeled “palakad” with a white arrow pointing to it, implying that Palakkad is extremely hot, almost as close to the Sun as possible.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
From the ഗുണ്ടർട്ട് നിഘണ്ടു. I suppose we can safely surmise the “ഒ” sound sailed in from Holland, and that’s good enough for me.
3) ഒലന്ത olanta (p. 179)
ഒലന്ത olanta olanδa, ലന്ത Holland, Dutch. KU. V1.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Eid Mubarak in a stylized graphic, with hanging lamps and a crescent Moon in a starlit sky.
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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Celebrated St. Patrick’s Day by going to a Thai restaurant with a Chinese name (Wang Lang), ordering Singaporean beer (Tiger), and a panoply of amazing dishes I’d never had before, but no green curry, with a Scotswoman, in true Irish fashion. Hooray for cultural salad bowls. An evening well spent. 🍀
A clear mug of light beer with a foamy head sits on a restaurant table, with another similar mug and plates of food around it, while people in the background chat and eat in a warm, softly lit setting.
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