Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Dear Malayali dentists: Please spend 5 seconds online before printing your clinic signs. 2196
Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 02/09/2026“Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?” I choked up just posting this image, so yeah. That year had some incredible movies, but this is mine. Why am I being earnest and not a combo-breaker? New September, new me. 010
Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I’d probably leak like a colander, but I just might have found a loophole for supplemental income in these tough economic times. 110
Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I started to read at two-and-a-half years of age. Didn’t know it was a disease (albeit treatable) until I saw this. Lost opportunity. 050
Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Walked by these stores at the mall and had a violent allergic reaction. What next—explosive diarrhea? 040
Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 25/06/2026It’s that long-awaited time of the year, when desi stores witness the glorious arrival of Chaunsa from a neighboring nuclear enemy state. At $50 a box, I’m decimating my retirement funds, but I’d rather feast like a king now than toothlessly sip transgenic fruit molecules through a nanofiber straw. 250
Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 06/06/2026How do I transapparate, O Lord? The stitches from the last time I walked into a glass door are still healing. 0111
Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Probably the song I’ve listened to the most despite older classics, for personal reasons, and for the last decade or more, replaced with Mississauga. 010
Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I waited here for an hour, got tired, had a bánh mì, and left. Does that count as transubstantiation? I’m not sure. 020
Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 20/05/2026My first “Rocky” ever. Left an indelible impression, thanks to childhood imprinting and that tiny dress. 084
Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Just my luck to become countlessly rich right when the world is about to end. Dear reader, I accepted. 220
Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Medicine bottle, Kindle, handkerchief, USB cable, foot file, orange peel, etc. The best—or rather, my favorite—is the custom-made one from the offspring, who was selling them during the pandemic. Took two decades for it all to come together, but hey, worth the wait. 241
Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Aspirational spring activities in –4 °C weather. Didn’t get home until 3 a.m. The flesh is weak, but the spirit abides. 370
Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 23/03/2026From the ഗുണ്ടർട്ട് നിഘണ്ടു. I suppose we can safely surmise the “ഒ” sound sailed in from Holland, and that’s good enough for me. 010
Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Celebrated St. Patrick’s Day by going to a Thai restaurant with a Chinese name (Wang Lang), ordering Singaporean beer (Tiger), and a panoply of amazing dishes I’d never had before, but no green curry, with a Scotswoman, in true Irish fashion. Hooray for cultural salad bowls. An evening well spent. 🍀 080