electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 18hIn terms of respiration, today has been breathtaking 010
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 30/09/2026One time I ordered an entire meal in Italian, just to impress my date, and the guy in the Burger King drive-thru just said "wot" 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My mum asked me to go and buy a $30 tub of anti-ageing cream for her. She's 88. What exactly does she think it is going to do? 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The weather has changed and it's the start of turtle mating season. Not that I care. Knowing my luck I'll get an ugly one. 000
Reposted by electricnerveKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 25/03/2026First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of. 5168461334
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Movie pitch: A Trojan hearse sneaks in an army of the Undead 010
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Every day is different, so every day should have its own unique name. No repeats. 021
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Is it a good idea to eat popcorn when film editing? 010
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Reader's Digest Condensed Books are abridged too far 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On what basis are we entitled to our opinions? 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Do you get back in the pool after realising you're the only one at the swim-up bar getting out to go to the toilet? 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just say "No thank you" to drugs. Good manners cost nothing. 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Why do we care so much about the overindulgent self-pity of the narrator in Bohemian Rhapsody but so little about the murder victim? 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 05/04/2026"Iran must open the Strait of Hormuz or I will rain down ejected pilots on them" 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Easy Rider is just The Great Escape without the barbed wire 041
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 11/11/2025The secret to being a great dancer is to bend your knees slightly in time with the beat while holding your hands in the stick-em-up position 0106
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 28/10/2025If horses knew how to untie knots they wouldn't have to stand outside saloons all day 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Ultra-marathon winner: "Now I just have to come to terms with my achievement" Let me help you: you've run around in a circle for four days 000
Reposted by electricnerveGod @thegodshow.com · 23/10/2025If you’re driving around in unmarked cars, wearing masks, and kidnapping people, you’re not one of the good guys. 173119432623
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 15/10/2025The fact that some people's surname is "Gibbons" is further proof that we descended from apes 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 13/09/2025You can believe anything if you put your mind to it 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Non-stick cookware is any cookware that is not a stick 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 07/09/2025I've had it up to here with turtle neck sweaters 110
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Coconuts kill around 150 people per year. But people eat an estimated 57 million coconuts per year, which means people are winning. 010
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 21/05/2025The supermodels are falling through the cracks 010
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 10/04/2025People who say "I would love to be a fly on the wall" lack ambition 000
Reposted by electricnervecait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 09/04/2025you still got one cent, get back in there king 412298178
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 09/03/2025When I say "He displays antisocial behaviour and criminal tendencies, has no empathy, guilt, conscience or remorse and takes no responsibility for his manipulative, impulsive actions" and everyone will know exactly who I'm talking about. (This is the textbook definition of a psychopath, btw) 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 08/03/2025We're owning the libs. And guns. Mainly we're owning guns. 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 08/03/2025When you choose to shoot yourself in the foot, it doesn't really matter if it is the left or the right 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Albert Einstein was a genius. Elon Musk is an immature, insecure man with too much money, too much power, and too much mouth. Not quite the same thing. 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 04/03/2025In case we needed any more proof Elon Musk is a wannabe fascist dictator, he named his Starlink satellite network after murderous fascist dictator and Nazi collaborator Joseph Starlink (1878–1953) 010
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 01/03/20251998youtube.comMoney Mark - All the PeopleYouTube video by Kabubby 000
Reposted by electricnerveTristan Snell @tristansnell.bsky.social · 01/03/2025This is Winston Churchill visiting the White House during World War II. Funny how he isn’t wearing a suit either. Almost like he was a wartime leader defending his country from being slaughtered and wiped out by an authoritarian aggressor. 7274290312235
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I want to go with them. I would follow them anywhere 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Anyone else notice how internal combustion engines now start with an apologetic cough? 000
Reposted by electricnerveLeen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Social media is fun because you basically just talk to yourself and sometimes a stranger replies to yell at you about why you’re wrong 1975159670
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 27/02/2025The billionaire Jeff Bezos just emailed staff at the paper he owns (The Washington Post) to say they can only write editorials in support of capitalist freedom. America, you are a shit show 010
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Magicians have all these magical powers and what do they do? They saw women in half. They must be stopped. 000
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 21/02/2025I heard the medical experts say "Every alcoholic drink takes 5 minutes off your life" and I thought well that's obvious because it takes 5 minutes to drink it 010
electricnerve @electricnerve.bsky.social · 20/02/2025It's a little-known fact that Hemingway had to write the ending to A Farewell To Arms with the pen held between his toes 000
