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Morphine✮Dreαmzz

@morphinedreamzz.bsky.social
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Morphine✮Dreαmzz @morphinedreamzz.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
a molotov cocktail would hit the spot rn.
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Morphine✮Dreαmzz @morphinedreamzz.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
i can't think of anymore posts, so i'm using my draft folder for my shopping list.
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Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I wish I had a basement. You know, for murder and stuff.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
women can have a little revenge as a treat
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
If I could go back, and do it all over again... *takes a long thoughtful drag off the cigarette I'd be a slut
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
life hack: cats
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nakedlaughing @nakedlaughing.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I don't write much here because people prefer my retweets
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Feeling sorry for myself but like, winking at gratitude -me flirting sorry for myself
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Morphine✮Dreαmzz @morphinedreamzz.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
if you're seeing this, it's time to put down the phone and light up, rules are rules.
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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
i have the sexiest followers on bluesky dot com
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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I like how everyone on bluesky goes to the toilet with me so I don't get lonely
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Morphine✮Dreαmzz @morphinedreamzz.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
if i smoked cigarettes, i'd give you the upside down one.
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Morphine✮Dreαmzz @morphinedreamzz.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
in the mood to walk into a thick fog and disappear.
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Morphine✮Dreαmzz @morphinedreamzz.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
disassociating to survive.
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Morphine✮Dreαmzz @morphinedreamzz.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
i ordered from the dispensary last night, and as the driver was leaving, he says 'enjoy those' and i said 'you too' 😭
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Morphine✮Dreαmzz @morphinedreamzz.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
toast in the bath would hit the spot rn.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 15/01/2025
Just once I'd like to pull someone in close for a hug and whisper a threat
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
My only useful advice is "sweep the leg"
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
If Tik tok disappears, where the heck am I gonna watch people eat fast food in their cars in the most disgusting way possible?
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TracieBreaux @traciebreaux.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
If scientists said a giant asteroid was headed to Earth right now I’d just shrug
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
To be serious for a moment, if you are upset by my idiotic posts given the current state of the world, you need to seriously give your head a fucking shake. Don’t like what I have to say? Stop fucking reading it.
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Sorry, got excited. Thought you liked me for a minute there.
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I made a joke about plowing fields and now I have a ton of corn bots following me.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Dance like your spirit isn’t broken beyond repair.
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
And this is where the magic happens… *points to padded cell*
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
What a fucked up time to be alive
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Sometimes I stare at my husband when he isn't looking and I think to myself, wow... He is one lucky son of a bitch.
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Morphine✮Dreαmzz @morphinedreamzz.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
california is on fire.. we're not okay.
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System of a Clown @themadking.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
You look like you could break my heart... Followed...
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I’m not saying my finances are a mess, but if I stay alive longer than eight more months I’m in big fuckin trouble.
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Most people prefer short, pithy posts without all the meandering verbosity utilized merely to flaunt your erudition and impeccable grammar.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Tried taking her Spanx off with my teeth and now I’m in a neck brace.
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Mister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I think I need a break
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 05/01/2025
echoes are so embarrassing like yeah that’s what i just said
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
therapist: had any intrusive thoughts me: all of them i don’t want any of them
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I read all of your posts. Do better.
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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
you will only find the tastiest soaps in my house
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Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
You can have free speech as long as you don’t make fun of me.
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I have a little alcove under my stairs and I’m going to brick myself in there one of these days
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I think I would do really well at crying while dramatically removing clown makeup,
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I am once again bleeding from my nether regions
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
if i can't eat spaghetti directly from your cleavage we can't be friends
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Fuck nudes. I want to know the song you last had on repeat.
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Morphine✮Dreαmzz @morphinedreamzz.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
my bday is tomorrow, i want all the best gifs.
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Morphine✮Dreαmzz @morphinedreamzz.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
a downward spiral, but festively.
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Mister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Sometimes my brain can’t handle the internet
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Morphine✮Dreαmzz @morphinedreamzz.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
this last season of the united states is giving me anxiety.
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Morphine✮Dreαmzz @morphinedreamzz.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
he's a piranha, he's from the catmazon.
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