Morphine✮Dreαmzz @morphinedreamzz.bsky.social · 23/02/2026a molotov cocktail would hit the spot rn. 0113 0
Morphine✮Dreαmzz @morphinedreamzz.bsky.social · 10/02/2026i can't think of anymore posts, so i'm using my draft folder for my shopping list. 051 0
Reposted by Morphine✮DreαmzzUncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I wish I had a basement. You know, for murder and stuff. 0105 0
Reposted by Morphine✮Dreαmzzsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 08/02/2026women can have a little revenge as a treat 421267 0
Reposted by Morphine✮DreαmzzJJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 12/12/2025If I could go back, and do it all over again... *takes a long thoughtful drag off the cigarette I'd be a slut 914146 0
Reposted by Morphine✮DreαmzzLizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 09/02/2026life hack: cats 17927 0
Reposted by Morphine✮Dreαmzznakedlaughing @nakedlaughing.bsky.social · 10/02/2026I don't write much here because people prefer my retweets 084 0
Reposted by Morphine✮DreαmzzTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Feeling sorry for myself but like, winking at gratitude -me flirting sorry for myself 25841 0
Morphine✮Dreαmzz @morphinedreamzz.bsky.social · 08/02/2026if you're seeing this, it's time to put down the phone and light up, rules are rules. 241 0
Reposted by Morphine✮Dreαmzznige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 08/02/2026i have the sexiest followers on bluesky dot com 43714 0
Reposted by Morphine✮DreαmzzBoo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I like how everyone on bluesky goes to the toilet with me so I don't get lonely 138720 0
Morphine✮Dreαmzz @morphinedreamzz.bsky.social · 08/02/2026if i smoked cigarettes, i'd give you the upside down one. 141 0
Morphine✮Dreαmzz @morphinedreamzz.bsky.social · 08/02/2026in the mood to walk into a thick fog and disappear. 111 0
Reposted by Morphine✮DreαmzzMorphine✮Dreαmzz @morphinedreamzz.bsky.social · 20/11/2024disassociating to survive. 041 0
Morphine✮Dreαmzz @morphinedreamzz.bsky.social · 25/01/2025i ordered from the dispensary last night, and as the driver was leaving, he says 'enjoy those' and i said 'you too' 😭 2241 0
Morphine✮Dreαmzz @morphinedreamzz.bsky.social · 16/01/2025toast in the bath would hit the spot rn. 191 0
Reposted by Morphine✮Dreαmzzandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 15/01/2025Just once I'd like to pull someone in close for a hug and whisper a threat 44683164 0
Reposted by Morphine✮DreαmzzJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 13/01/2025My only useful advice is "sweep the leg" 1119145 0
Reposted by Morphine✮DreαmzzMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 13/01/2025If Tik tok disappears, where the heck am I gonna watch people eat fast food in their cars in the most disgusting way possible? 1117140 0
Reposted by Morphine✮DreαmzzTracieBreaux @traciebreaux.bsky.social · 13/01/2025If scientists said a giant asteroid was headed to Earth right now I’d just shrug 4544889 0
Reposted by Morphine✮DreαmzzMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 13/01/2025To be serious for a moment, if you are upset by my idiotic posts given the current state of the world, you need to seriously give your head a fucking shake. Don’t like what I have to say? Stop fucking reading it. 813045 0
Reposted by Morphine✮DreαmzzLeen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Sorry, got excited. Thought you liked me for a minute there. 2414834 0
Reposted by Morphine✮DreαmzzTheciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 13/01/2025I made a joke about plowing fields and now I have a ton of corn bots following me. 35540107 0
Reposted by Morphine✮DreαmzzMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Dance like your spirit isn’t broken beyond repair. 17709207 0
Reposted by Morphine✮DreαmzzFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 13/01/2025And this is where the magic happens… *points to padded cell* 420186 0
Reposted by Morphine✮DreαmzzJeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Sometimes I stare at my husband when he isn't looking and I think to myself, wow... He is one lucky son of a bitch. 2673131 0
Morphine✮Dreαmzz @morphinedreamzz.bsky.social · 08/01/2025california is on fire.. we're not okay. 061 0
Reposted by Morphine✮DreαmzzSystem of a Clown @themadking.bsky.social · 06/01/2025You look like you could break my heart... Followed... 1199 0
Reposted by Morphine✮DreαmzzMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 06/01/2025I’m not saying my finances are a mess, but if I stay alive longer than eight more months I’m in big fuckin trouble. 821055 0
Reposted by Morphine✮DreαmzzAmish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Most people prefer short, pithy posts without all the meandering verbosity utilized merely to flaunt your erudition and impeccable grammar. 1012340 0
Reposted by Morphine✮DreαmzzMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Tried taking her Spanx off with my teeth and now I’m in a neck brace. 1639583 0
Reposted by Morphine✮DreαmzzMister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 06/01/2025I think I need a break 1123 0
Reposted by Morphine✮DreαmzzJames @james.tarnation.lol · 05/01/2025echoes are so embarrassing like yeah that’s what i just said 739480 0
Reposted by Morphine✮DreαmzzRiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 05/01/2025therapist: had any intrusive thoughts me: all of them i don’t want any of them 751286 0
Reposted by Morphine✮DreαmzzJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 05/01/2025I read all of your posts. Do better. 8946041 0
Reposted by Morphine✮Dreαmzzwalruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 05/01/2025you will only find the tastiest soaps in my house 0134 0
Reposted by Morphine✮DreαmzzJenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 05/01/2025You can have free speech as long as you don’t make fun of me. 2498 0
Reposted by Morphine✮DreαmzzThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 05/01/2025I have a little alcove under my stairs and I’m going to brick myself in there one of these days 2117144 0
Reposted by Morphine✮DreαmzzJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 05/01/2025I think I would do really well at crying while dramatically removing clown makeup, 29743175 0
Reposted by Morphine✮DreαmzzOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 05/01/2025I am once again bleeding from my nether regions 4026027 0
Reposted by Morphine✮Dreαmzzinkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 05/01/2025if i can't eat spaghetti directly from your cleavage we can't be friends 2433194 0
Reposted by Morphine✮DreαmzzForrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Fuck nudes. I want to know the song you last had on repeat. 12027773 0
Morphine✮Dreαmzz @morphinedreamzz.bsky.social · 05/01/2025my bday is tomorrow, i want all the best gifs. 4172 0
Reposted by Morphine✮DreαmzzMister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Sometimes my brain can’t handle the internet 194 0
Morphine✮Dreαmzz @morphinedreamzz.bsky.social · 13/12/2024this last season of the united states is giving me anxiety. 0164 0
Morphine✮Dreαmzz @morphinedreamzz.bsky.social · 12/12/2024he's a piranha, he's from the catmazon. 1180 0