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Jenny and the Bets 💕

@bets.bsky.social
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Help save my life gofund.me/874c6d5b Deny, Defend, Depose Tempestuous Hater of paper straws and billionaires Fat ass with a baby face Taylor Swift #1 fan Skeet this bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojh…

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Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Anyone else have an almond mom who got old?
You always get sick when you try to starve yourself. I can see the signs.
That's just me. I'm vain and what can I do
Well starve then I guess. You'll die the skinniest yay you win.
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Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I cry really loudly in the tub, so basically I’m an expert at sound baths.
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Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
My toxic trait is that I like Morgan Wallen 🫣
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
help me, soup season. you’re my only hope.
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Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Is America great yet?
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LuvPug @luvpug.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Sorry I ruined your misconception of me by being myself
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Older, no wiser. 🇨🇦 @abfog.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
It’s too cold not to have someone sharing body heat.
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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I like to fire up the roomba when my cat starts mouthing off
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Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Y’all need to start praying to Saint Luigi, patron saint of FAFO.
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Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I know I’ve been asleep for a while but…are low rise jeans making a comeback?
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Bruce Little @brucedlittle.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I live in Teddy Roosevelt’s America. All we do is eat beans and go squatchin
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Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
What have I been up to lately? Mostly trying to help this random lady and her child get through a blizzard and build a house.
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
You want me to listen to your life story? $10 for the first 2 minutes
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Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
100% yikes
Trying to provoke both a world war and a civil war at the * same time while demanding a Nobel Peace prize is a level of insanity we've never seen ever belore.
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Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I know you guys haven’t heard from me lately, and I’m sorry about that. I’m still alive. Still trying to hold it all together. Still looking for answers. I miss you all. www.gofundme.com/f/jennyandth...
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
it’s all about looking good on the outside, while silently dying on the inside baby
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Christmas budget: ditch loved ones, buy books for myself.
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Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
What’s sleeping alone like?
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Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Hey I have a dental question. Anyone a dentist??
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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Be the titties you want to see on Tuesday
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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I'm actually inspirational as fuck, Janet
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Eye Of The Idol @eyeoftheidol.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
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Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
The people who refrained from voting are way worse than the people who voted for that lunatic.
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Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
If Monday had a face
Alfie the pug. He’s not my dog, he’s my son.
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
About to go to bed and do math all night. If I fall asleep RIGHT NOW, I can still get...
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Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Made America Gag Again
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I still have all my friends from childhood because they know too much
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rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
craving spam and eggs basically just wish i was on a beach in hawaii
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Big Immigrant Naturals. @shinery.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I've been feeling off all day about this news and I think my brain finally let me think about why. These are children. Everyone hurt by these people was a child. Nothing is going to happen to the people who did this. But children were still destroyed. It's nothing to be celebrated.
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Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
mY jEaNs ArE bLuE
Sid the Sloth in American Eagle
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
So wait.. I'm supposed to trust you in a final moment, knowing that you've never taken ANY drugs whatsoever in your miserable lifetime? Hard pass..
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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
A 'waxing moon' is just me shaving my ass
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Yes, I reposted you. But I am not in repost with you.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
EVERYONE: just ban Jesse Singal, free Link, and free Gwen Pepperoni BLUESKY: we heard your pleas, so WHAT IF YOU COULD IMPORT JESSE SINGAL’S INFORMATION INTO YOUR CONTACT LIST
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Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Who are these women who are still asking for dick pics in 2025?
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Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Today in “Bets’ adventures of being a stepmom”, I realized that I haven’t taken Eazy-E off of my 90s playlists when dropping the kids off at school 🫣
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Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I just heard the term lavender marriage for the first time and holy shit straight dudes are in trouble.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Who we used to have to buy weed from before legalization
Mr Tumnus from the Chronicles of Narnia movies
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Be Your Own Light @beyourownlight.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I just got blocked for being unserious if you're looking for someone new to follow.
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Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
When are we all going to say enough is enough?
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Calories are one of my favorite snacks
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
your lips have parasympathetic fibers spread throughout them, so touching them activates the parasympathetic nervous system. in that, kissing can help calm your nerves by releasing oxytocin and endorphins. what im saying is people need to kiss more. for their health.
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Black Panther🍁💪🦫🇨🇦 @blackpanther25.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
PM Carney is a calm pragmatist looking out for the future of Canada as a sovereign nation. Poilievre is a ranting right wing lunatic who clearly hates Canada & Canadian citizens. We need a steady hand on the tiller right now, not a Trumper, NOT a rage farmer like Poilievre. My 2 cents
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
movies used to start with the FBI threatening to send you to jail, but not anymore due to woke
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Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I’m a soft core bully.
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Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
❤️‍🩹💔
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