Reposted by Mister behavingDr. Adrian VI,The Duke of Brittany @dukeofbrittany.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Please, stop sending me pussy pics …. Thanks in advance …. 461
Reposted by Mister behavingWintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 31/01/2026the wedding pact but instead of getting married we pay for each other's prostitutes 55016
Reposted by Mister behavingPinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Who called it a handjob and not a protein shake? 25619
Reposted by Mister behavingTwitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 31/01/2026In France Olive Garden is called Olive Jardin 1165
Reposted by Mister behavingDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 26/01/2026I’ve never had a marriage proposal after posting a selfie and frankly I’m not mad, just disappointed 2212832
Reposted by Mister behavingDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 28/01/20265 year old: what color should I color the eyes on this dinosaur Me: green, like mine, because it’s rare 5yo: not as rare as a Spinosaurus Me: whatever, your picture is dumb 917852
Reposted by Mister behavingWintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 30/01/2026am i the asshole my asshole: sometimes 03612
Mister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Leave me on the top of your timeline so I know it’s real 061
Reposted by Mister behavingGypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 30/01/202690% sure I just smoked an ant 5406
Mister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I like my coffee the way I like my coffee. As coffee 010
Reposted by Mister behavingQueen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Let's have fried potato wedges for dessert. - me flirting 2185
Reposted by Mister behavingdr Quinn, medicine weirdo @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I don't remember anything thanks for not asking 193
Reposted by Mister behavingdr Quinn, medicine weirdo @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 19/09/2025that Stephen King movie where aliens come out a guy's butthole seems totally plausible now 1815218
Reposted by Mister behavingReverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 26/01/2026I sang “2 Become 1” by Spice Girls directly into your Ring cam, please respond 310629
Mister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Dick ratings costing upwards to 50 dollars now a days. Back when I was younger Siskel and Ebert would rate them for free using a thumb system. 000
Reposted by Mister behavingDocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 21/01/2026If a mother gives birth on the stairs... Is it her stepchild? 1152
Reposted by Mister behavingNetwork Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Is there any grass I can touch online? 65920
Reposted by Mister behavingDocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 21/01/2026I needed a password eight characters long. So I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. 2131
Reposted by Mister behavingDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 20/01/2026my alt is just me dressed in various muumuus and shower caps 1814245
Reposted by Mister behavingWineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 18/01/2026What time does butthole Bluesky start? 02011
Mister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Sorry I was feeling a way, I like skeeting to the void 021
Reposted by Mister behavingDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I’m on vacation in a house with 13 people and I have to keep reminding myself. This is a vacation. 2379
Reposted by Mister behavingNappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I just remembered that I'm not hot enough to post 34817
Reposted by Mister behavingBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Does this clinical depression make my ass look big? 113662
Mister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 14/01/2026If we had AI in the 90’s Clarissa would of never explained it all 010
Mister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Just when things got fun, they went back to normal 010
Reposted by Mister behavingWintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 13/01/2026middle management is handing out merit buttons in the break room. get em while their mid. 57123
Reposted by Mister behavingJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 14/01/2026You show me a Black Betty, I'll show you a bam-ba-lam. That's the deal. 1420841
Mister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 09/01/2026So on a scale of one to fucked how fucked are we? 010
Reposted by Mister behavingBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 07/01/2026your TL is trash *followed* 311948
Reposted by Mister behavingBreakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I used the good conditioner on my bush for this? 54716