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Mister behaving

@imbehaving.bsky.social
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41, A Sit down comedian, Leggings enthusiast. Professional Bra Size fitter, this is not that serious.Cannabis connoisseur, baseball bsky.app/profile/did:plc:apz5nffuip…

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Mister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Holy crap I totally forgot about this app
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Mister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
High there
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Mister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I won’t put up a fight
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Mister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Highhhhhh
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Dr. Adrian VI,The Duke of Brittany @dukeofbrittany.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Please, stop sending me pussy pics …. Thanks in advance ….
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Mister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Beep beep
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WintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
the wedding pact but instead of getting married we pay for each other's prostitutes
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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Who called it a handjob and not a protein shake?
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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
In France Olive Garden is called Olive Jardin
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I’ve never had a marriage proposal after posting a selfie and frankly I’m not mad, just disappointed
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
5 year old: what color should I color the eyes on this dinosaur Me: green, like mine, because it’s rare 5yo: not as rare as a Spinosaurus Me: whatever, your picture is dumb
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WintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
am i the asshole my asshole: sometimes
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Mister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Leave me on the top of your timeline so I know it’s real
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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
90% sure I just smoked an ant
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Mister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Trying not to give in
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Mister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I like my coffee the way I like my coffee. As coffee
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Mister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I have no skeetivation
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Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Let's have fried potato wedges for dessert. - me flirting
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dr Quinn, medicine weirdo @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I don't remember anything thanks for not asking
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dr Quinn, medicine weirdo @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
that Stephen King movie where aliens come out a guy's butthole seems totally plausible now
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Mister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
When you skeet upon a star
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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I sang “2 Become 1” by Spice Girls directly into your Ring cam, please respond
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Mister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
If I drank I would drink
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Mister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Dick ratings costing upwards to 50 dollars now a days. Back when I was younger Siskel and Ebert would rate them for free using a thumb system.
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Brie ✿ @handle.invalid · 21/01/2026
Bbq sauce and titties.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 21/01/2026
If a mother gives birth on the stairs... Is it her stepchild?
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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Is there any grass I can touch online?
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 21/01/2026
I needed a password eight characters long. So I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
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Mister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
My only fans is free for the next 365 days
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
my alt is just me dressed in various muumuus and shower caps
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
What time does butthole Bluesky start?
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Mister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Sorry I was feeling a way, I like skeeting to the void
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I’m on vacation in a house with 13 people and I have to keep reminding myself. This is a vacation.
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Mister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Twitter sucks but I think this sucks more
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Mister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Working from home should be a lot more fun
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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I just remembered that I'm not hot enough to post
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Does this clinical depression make my ass look big?
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
im already over tomorrow
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Mister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
If we had AI in the 90’s Clarissa would of never explained it all
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Mister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
What happened to that penis account?
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Mister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Just when things got fun, they went back to normal
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WintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
middle management is handing out merit buttons in the break room. get em while their mid.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
You show me a Black Betty, I'll show you a bam-ba-lam. That's the deal.
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Mister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
So on a scale of one to fucked how fucked are we?
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
your TL is trash *followed*
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Mister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Skeets about sleet seems appropriate tonight
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I used the good conditioner on my bush for this?
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Mister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Blue sky, blue balls, same thing
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