iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Reposted by System of a Clown

Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

My soul mate probably lives in a cave.

1112845

Reposted by System of a Clown

Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

thou shalt not covet thy sisters’ misters

39834

Reposted by System of a Clown

Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

mama always said life was like a box of condoms you never know what size you’re gonna get

46922

Reposted by System of a Clown

Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

hey banks stop offering me credit cards have you learned nothing

221355

Reposted by System of a Clown

Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Therapist: and when a MAGA troll jumps onto your thread what do we say Me: Your momma called she wants her panties back Therapist: No

2214714

Reposted by System of a Clown

Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

*me looking directly into imaginary camera: I spend an alarming amount of time pretending I am on a reality television show

412339

Reposted by System of a Clown

chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

lots of speculating over something both simple and sad; the only thing lindsey graham has ever lusted for is blood.

142

Reposted by System of a Clown

Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

It appears we share a reply guy. Lol this is so embarrassing. No I insist, you take him.

910733

Reposted by System of a Clown

dr Quinn, medicine weirdo @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

I'm an excellent driver I can drive you crazy in 2.5 months or less

0208

Reposted by System of a Clown

Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

I would have drawn a penis on your locker.

117119

Reposted by System of a Clown

ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Saw some phallic symbols thought of you. <flirting>

37922

Reposted by System of a Clown

Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

My new year's resolution to stop making old people noises is NOT going well.

16378112

Reposted by System of a Clown

😈Sarcastic momma and really fucking inappropriate @sarcasticmom69.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

When there's just not enough middle fingers for this week

0266

Reposted by System of a Clown

😈Sarcastic momma and really fucking inappropriate @sarcasticmom69.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Hear me out.. have we tried putting Trump in a pool with a shark and sinking boat about to electrocute him to see what happens?

2182

Reposted by System of a Clown

dr Quinn, medicine weirdo @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

we should be hibernating

0186

Reposted by System of a Clown

WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

A Christmas bukkake but it’s just me covered in icing sugar and sprinkles.

0218

Reposted by System of a Clown

Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

all i want for christmas is a forehead kiss, a fire breathing dragon, and cunnilingus

1254

Reposted by System of a Clown

WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

White Christmas is my favourite song about a bukkake.

02714

Reposted by System of a Clown

Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

What do people who post pay-walled news articles want us to do with them?

1211820

Reposted by System of a Clown

Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Sends you an edible arrangement after we have sex

2421954

Reposted by System of a Clown

Mami Dearest @mamidearest.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Access to my energy is a privilege Once you no longer feel it you’ll understand why

1101

Reposted by System of a Clown

WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Another day, another FML.

01512

Reposted by System of a Clown

Harbinger Of Mundane @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Remember the last time the Blue Jays were in the World Series and there was a couple having sex against the glass window in one of the suites?… that was pretty cool

1102

Reposted by System of a Clown

Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Trump commuting Santos is so on brand 🤦🏻‍♀️ If hiding in your sister’s closet while she was having a slumber party & jerking off were a person it would be George Santos

1315721

Reposted by System of a Clown

Mami Dearest @mamidearest.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Pray for me, my English professor is a swifty

2111

Reposted by System of a Clown

Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

If you think “No Kings” is a terrorist movement but a Nazi group chat is locker room talk then I’d say your lobotomy worked out well! Mazel Tov

1220848

Reposted by System of a Clown

Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Why yes Foghat I would like to take a slow ride.

2162

Reposted by System of a Clown

Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Hey boy, are you a tree cuz I wanna climb you and feel your wood.

2919457

Reposted by System of a Clown

Mami Dearest @mamidearest.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Everyone should complain loudly about grocery prices now, like they did during election season, but it will probably still be drowned out by the other third world problems we have in this country

2142

System of a Clown @themadking.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Girl done got her boob job a boob job

000

Reposted by System of a Clown

Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Let me know when AI can translate back and forth between my dog and I

05222

Reposted by System of a Clown

Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

I’d read you a bedtime story and tuck you in and then watch you sleep.

2618060

Reposted by System of a Clown

Jes @thetattoowife.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

We took out another boat. Another one. In international waters. Again. What is this.... 4? We are the terrorists. It's us. We're the bad guys. I don't know how else to say it.

33810