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Zero

@scootercomputer.bsky.social
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America's Sweetiepie. You have to be nice to me on the internet.

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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 1h
(shitty website going down again voice) um must be your internet connection??
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 1h
Damn him, that sexy sexy mothman
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 3h
Heard y'all talking about Digger www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg0r...
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Great Grandpa - Digger (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Great Grandpa
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 3h
My boss at the shitposting factory is really on my case. Said I need more takes on trending news and less jokes about how sexy mothman is
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 3h
One good reason we'll never have great non-car infrastructure is that turbo bike-guys are also massive assholes
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Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 4h
returning to the manor to find that you have one again despoiled my domicile with another of your preposterous pudding fights
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 4h
Who up stopping their glottal?
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 7h
I got that dog in me and it is 50 mini corn dogs and everyone at this wedding is horrified
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 7h
Someone hand me a roll of quarters and point me towards the nearest Time Crisis 2 cabinet
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 8h
I feel really inspired by the Democrats' messaging of "You'll get nothing and like it"
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 10h
People putting "a dog" in the alt-text and acting like they are doing the world a favor. If you aren't going to actually describe the image as you would to someone who cannot see it, then it is the equivalent of it being blank.
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 11h
It would be nice to have a society that all members of it felt happy, safe, and provided for instead of the one run by miserable assholes where no one is any of those things
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 12h
America's Sweetiepie's Dating Advice of the Day: Don't
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 12h
I think it is pretty fucked up they keep making Popes
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the government, in a bid to get consumer spending up, is making murder legal on black friday this year
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Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
gonna have me grinnin' for a rimmin', compadre
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm the 0.1% of germs that soap doesn't kill
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I apparently caught a bunch of blocks from my posts about 3DS StreetPass or the ZSNES, so if people want to block America's Sweetiepie over nothing posts, you should just block complete assholes without *any* regard
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You're cruisin' for a smoochin', buster!!
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Video Games that ask me to be a nice boy: 😊 Video Games that ask me to be a rude boy: 😠
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Arrested Development meme of Lucille Bluth saying "I love all my children equally" followed by a shot of her "earlier that day..." saying "I don't care for Gob.", except the Kool-Aid Man has been crudely pasted over her and the subtitles read: "I love all my flavors equally" followed by "I don't care for Grape."
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't think the Weather gets to say "Monday Night, rain possible after 1AM" bitch, that's TUESDAY
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zac @10amlunch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
random encounters exist because the combat is fun you are supposed to enjoy it, if you dont enjoy it you should be playing a different video game, i dont understand how this conversation keeps happening
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAKEEEE!!!!"
Screenshot from Trails in the Sky 2nd Chapter. Estelle, a young woman with a bo staff on her back, is wearing night vision goggles and the screen is tinted green to reflect this to the player. It is invoking a feeling of Metal Gear Solid.
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is the Kool Aid Man racist against the other flavors of Kool Aid men?
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Depression: "You should go get Little Caesars"
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"I'll tell YOU when I have had enough" but it is a guy stress-drinking Fresca
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
America's Sweetiepie Says: Don't Be a Fool, Treat Customer Service workers with Kindness
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An ounce of introspection would kill most people
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Russell Lee 李志平 @rjaylee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nightmare blunt rotation of psych & philosophy books for dork-assed nerds
A photo of 6 questionable books on a store shelf, including "The Psychology of Zelda", "U2 and Philosophy", "James Bond and Philosophy", "Watchmen and Philosophy", "Harley-Davidson and Philosophy", and "Mad Men and Philosophy"
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"I got the 'Sunday Scaries'" Yeah I mean I have been depressed about being forced to work since I have been forced to work, but your thing is cute or whatever
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brewing up a batch of the real gamer fuel, chamomile tea
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I fucked up and accidentally went to Dr Peelgood... Anyway, does anyone know a doctor that glues skins back on
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
babe my parents are coming over can you dust your collection of lewd anime statues
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sorry, the instrumental outro of Gary Numans' "Cars" on repeat stays on
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A scene from Blue Velvet when Dennis Hopper is in the driver's seat of a car and he is looking back at the camera in the backseat and he is huffing on his gas mask. I have replaced his head with the quote post image of Garfield the cat wearing a gas mask. In the passenger seat, Isabella Rossellini is looking over at Dennis Hopperfield
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Getting blacklisted by the dental association from saying "I don't bite... *hard*" with a wink to every dentist
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mario asking MIPS if it's good
MIPS says "no"
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People whose biggest gaming concern is Big Walk getting "snubbed" at Award/GOTY time are like people standing in a ghost town trying to find the best coffee shop
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Convincing the gangsters that it is my emotional support wire
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the worst part of *everything* sucking complete shit right now is that this is the desired outcome for a lot of people
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(chopped liver voice) what am i, chopped liver??
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Eyeing the Diet Coke in my fridge like its an HP potion
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I support trap and release for ghosts. They belong in quaint bed-and-breakfasts in New England, not your home
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A man plans, God Panamas
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Leaving the safety of my horror movie hiding spot to ask the killer if they are mad at me
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hi, I see you searched for something on the internet, did you want 50 different amazon links? Please click one. This makes us money somehow.
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol remember esports?
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dull focus @dullfocus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
dumping your books: yeah nerd, pick up those books AND your self-esteem
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