Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 1h(shitty website going down again voice) um must be your internet connection?? 050
Reposted by ZeroMeegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 1hDamn him, that sexy sexy mothman 011
Reposted by ZeroLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 3hHeard y'all talking about Digger www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg0r...youtube.comGreat Grandpa - Digger (Official Music Video)YouTube video by Great Grandpa 2242
Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 3hMy boss at the shitposting factory is really on my case. Said I need more takes on trending news and less jokes about how sexy mothman is 240
Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 3hOne good reason we'll never have great non-car infrastructure is that turbo bike-guys are also massive assholes 000
Reposted by ZeroCosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 4hreturning to the manor to find that you have one again despoiled my domicile with another of your preposterous pudding fights 041
Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 7hI got that dog in me and it is 50 mini corn dogs and everyone at this wedding is horrified 020
Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 7hSomeone hand me a roll of quarters and point me towards the nearest Time Crisis 2 cabinet 020
Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 8hI feel really inspired by the Democrats' messaging of "You'll get nothing and like it" 040
Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 10hPeople putting "a dog" in the alt-text and acting like they are doing the world a favor. If you aren't going to actually describe the image as you would to someone who cannot see it, then it is the equivalent of it being blank. 020
Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 11hIt would be nice to have a society that all members of it felt happy, safe, and provided for instead of the one run by miserable assholes where no one is any of those things 000
Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the government, in a bid to get consumer spending up, is making murder legal on black friday this year 051
Reposted by ZeroCosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026gonna have me grinnin' for a rimmin', compadre 132
Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I apparently caught a bunch of blocks from my posts about 3DS StreetPass or the ZSNES, so if people want to block America's Sweetiepie over nothing posts, you should just block complete assholes without *any* regard 170
Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Video Games that ask me to be a nice boy: 😊 Video Games that ask me to be a rude boy: 😠 020
Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I don't think the Weather gets to say "Monday Night, rain possible after 1AM" bitch, that's TUESDAY 100
Reposted by Zerozac @10amlunch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026random encounters exist because the combat is fun you are supposed to enjoy it, if you dont enjoy it you should be playing a different video game, i dont understand how this conversation keeps happening 111474422
Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Is the Kool Aid Man racist against the other flavors of Kool Aid men? 020
Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"I'll tell YOU when I have had enough" but it is a guy stress-drinking Fresca 041
Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026America's Sweetiepie Says: Don't Be a Fool, Treat Customer Service workers with Kindness 040
Reposted by ZeroRussell Lee 李志平 @rjaylee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Nightmare blunt rotation of psych & philosophy books for dork-assed nerds 052
Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"I got the 'Sunday Scaries'" Yeah I mean I have been depressed about being forced to work since I have been forced to work, but your thing is cute or whatever 050
Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Brewing up a batch of the real gamer fuel, chamomile tea 030
Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I fucked up and accidentally went to Dr Peelgood... Anyway, does anyone know a doctor that glues skins back on 120
Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026babe my parents are coming over can you dust your collection of lewd anime statues 010
Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sorry, the instrumental outro of Gary Numans' "Cars" on repeat stays on 110
Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Getting blacklisted by the dental association from saying "I don't bite... *hard*" with a wink to every dentist 130
Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026People whose biggest gaming concern is Big Walk getting "snubbed" at Award/GOTY time are like people standing in a ghost town trying to find the best coffee shop 430
Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Convincing the gangsters that it is my emotional support wire 160
Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026the worst part of *everything* sucking complete shit right now is that this is the desired outcome for a lot of people 120
Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Eyeing the Diet Coke in my fridge like its an HP potion 020
Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I support trap and release for ghosts. They belong in quaint bed-and-breakfasts in New England, not your home 010
Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Leaving the safety of my horror movie hiding spot to ask the killer if they are mad at me 050
Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hi, I see you searched for something on the internet, did you want 50 different amazon links? Please click one. This makes us money somehow. 020
Reposted by Zerodull focus @dullfocus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026dumping your books: yeah nerd, pick up those books AND your self-esteem 121