Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 3hThe board has stripped some of my powers, but only temporarily. I have to ask interns when I can take vacay. Also, the executive panini grill can only be set to "low" because the handle is broken. Melty cheese? Just barely😞 120
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We had our AI simulate the wildcard round of the MLB in 8 seconds. It was still boring. We are working on speeding up the games 073
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026With the Internet2’s commitment to providing real time Beyblade statistics, here are some numbers. Knockouts: 22 Instakills: 4 Lubricant DQs: 7 041
Reposted by Sequel to the InternetRichard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Would you take points off the board if it meant you had a chance to do something incredible? 031
Reposted by Sequel to the Internetlalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Forever fighting the urge to say, "and then some," when the cashier asks if I found everything okay 1117662
Reposted by Sequel to the InternetScott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m out of AI tokens, so I’ll just have to describe this one: An Orca with biceps fighting a giraffe. 041
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We are providing realtime stats and data for Beyblade. 011
Reposted by Sequel to the InternetGoose, seasonally spiced @augustagoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Why did we ever use dillweed as an insult. Dillweed is fuckin’ delightful. Don’t call me dillweed (pejorative) Call me dillweed (complimentary) 2245
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Our Internet 2 comes with a massive database of MP3s ready to download lightning fast. Mostly Nelly Furtado, but adding more every month. 142
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Our sequel to the internet is currently running on three TurboGrafx-16 consoles. We are waiting on funding to add a cd-rom attachment to double our processing capacity. That should allow users to utilize all 36 letters and one crude emoji in emails. 093
Reposted by Sequel to the InternetPath (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 24/09/2026if your skeleton was made of hard candy, chances are you'd probably not even know about it. 35820
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Proud that our Internet 2 is sponsoring the halftime show for this year’s Curling Regionals. Hologram Conway Twitty performing. (We will not be providing the internet service for the event 🫤) 072
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Our AI was used to age Tom Cruise for his new movie. It took 16 bits of processing power and some flour for his hair. 053
Reposted by Sequel to the Internetash @ashhull.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My favorite time of year Croc's and socks time. 86825
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Our Internet 2 gives you so much speed and storage. You could download every sound wav file that exists. We’re talking every noise your dog makes, both awake and asleep. 031
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Our lightning fast Internet 2 is powering the automatic mustard dispensers at So-Fi stadium tonight! They have synchronized…and…oh god…they are a sentient now and we cannot guarantee the serving size they will dispense. Also, please proceed to stadium bunkers. 131
Reposted by Sequel to the InternetScott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Hang on. Receiving vital health information from my smart nose ring. Heart rate. Nose stress. Nose temperature. 0194
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Our Sequel to the Internet is providing the wi-fi for the corndog truck at tonight’s Chiefs SNF game.🤩 …And we are aware of the credit card issues and are working on it. We are also aware of e-order discrepancies that left some with blue cheese sauce instead of honey mustard. 141
Reposted by Sequel to the InternetThe Card @thecard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The Sometimes-Ending Story 0155
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We love the idiots who still call travel agents to book trips. Just use our lightning fast internet 2 to email them dummy. 051
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Our smart glasses have blackout mode. You won’t be able to see anything. Except for a tiny crawl of world headlines across the bottom of the lenses…..and some limited targeted ads. 031
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Proud to partner with NASA. They are currently using our Internet 2 to calculate vending machine profits in their Irvine offices. Also instrumental in helping them reach Greenland by 2035. 062
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Our Internet2 is wildly successful and we may even expand. Unrelated, we also sell used clothing. Please send us your undergarment sizes and we will ship you a barrel of garments. 172
Reposted by Sequel to the InternetTwin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's" Me: *chewing wrapped package and chasing it down with warm grapefruit juice* Challenge accepted. 713643
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Our smart glasses are the only glasses that come with screensavers. Free ones like flying toasters and 8 bit fireworks. 062
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026We are America’s number one provider of alternate internet and used books. 041
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The Sequel to the Internet has purchased Red Box! Now you can rent YouTube videos from your drug store’s parking lot. 084
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Our new internet is number one with serial killers looking to stay organized. Our Internet 2 is also the choice of true murder podcasters working tirelessly to keep the attention on the wrong suspect. 051
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Our new internet is number one with serial killers looking to stay organized. Our Internet 2 is also the choice of true murder podcasters working tirelessly to keep the attention on the wrong suspect. 010
Reposted by Sequel to the Internetshushy @rachel2manypaws.bsky.social · 14/04/2025let an old dog stop & smell as long as he wants 917852
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Our internet2 has partnered with DraftSlobs online betting. They are the only sports gambling site that puts away a percentage of winnings for your children. When they get old enough they’ll be able to put it towards…a college game bet and start their own winning streak! 151
Reposted by Sequel to the InternetTiki Moon🌙 @tikimoon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I’ve become the art form known as dillydallying, and it is pure, and it is good.  23214
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The Internet 2 is happy to partner with DraftSlobs to give you live betting access. Our AI can also scan the value of your home or organs instantly to arm with you even more betting power. Since you’re already winning, why not win gobs more! 281
Reposted by Sequel to the InternetScott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Looks like they accidentally cleared me to haul hazardous materials on my new license. Should I take advantage of that before they correct? Anybody got any pop rocks and cola they want hauled across country? 1183
Reposted by Sequel to the InternetEric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I like listening to my 80s playlist so I can feel like an angsty 16 year old instead of an angsty 56 year old for awhile. 25015
Reposted by Sequel to the InternetIdle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 09/09/202688% of train wrecks are of the non-train variety. 04522
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026NFL Launch Night!!!! Proud that our Sequel to the Internet technology is putting cameras and mics on all the Gatorade bottles. If you see a player’s uvula, you can thank S2I! 021
Reposted by Sequel to the InternetDamon Nice @ratsavant.bsky.social · 09/09/2026How many nights can you over an oat? 031
Reposted by Sequel to the InternetPAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Know what's just as good as human companionship? Chips. 310644
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Our AI smart glasses are a terrible invasion of privacy, but there is an app that turns every person you come upon into muppets. 273
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 08/09/2026We are the official internet of the Halloween Superstore. You want a sexy tv remote repairman costume? Order it tonight and have it on your doorstep by Thursday! 052
Reposted by Sequel to the InternetMegs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Dasani water taste like it’s been sitting in a water gun 48123
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 07/09/2026A few federal indictments can be a healthy part of starting a business. 050
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 06/09/2026We having gotten our AI under control finally. But we are court compelled to warn customers that someone connected an Amiibo to our internet 2…it somehow gained sentience…and now Piranha plants are real. We are willing to share the blame for this. 051
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Our Internet 2 allows you to link your doorbell to your coffeemaker…every time someone comes to your front door a pot of coffee is made. (Warning, your coffeemaker must have a constant supply of water or a house fire is eminent) 042
Reposted by Sequel to the InternetGerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Inhales deeply: aw yeah. Thats the *stuff. *The smell in the air after a rainfall 310433
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Does anyone want to play with our proprietary AI? Perfectly safe now. We’ve placed some security limits on it. It’s only allowed to put Pringles flavors into tiers. And a few minutes of guessing nuclear launch codes each day. 000
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 03/09/2026We have released the Internet 2’s new Game Glove. It allows users to navigate the internet with a super cool smart gauntlet. Please disregard anything you are hearing about nerve damage, that was just observed in monkeys who also smoked. 141
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Our large language model is a terrific and safe babysitter. Worry about letting your kids near AI? Honey, I’d worry if they didn’t get real close to AI. They are weird if they don’t! Sit back, pour a glass of vino, and let AI watch your children tonight. 052
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Got a big fantasy draft based on the VCR QB Football 80s board game coming up? Better swipe some fresh signal from the Internet2. We got you covered. Get in the Game! 031