Reposted by mindflakesGrobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 23hemerging visibly injured from a thicket and getting on the bus 110213
Reposted by mindflakesBen Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you. 202732683
Reposted by mindflakescomrade ella 🧚🏻♀️ @marzipanlord.bsky.social · 04/10/2026just felt a neutrino go thru me 5958
mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 20hSomehow managed to fall down 6 flights of stairs without spilling any of my fondue 611424
Reposted by mindflakesbog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026im not arguing with people anymore im just bonking them on the head with my staff 17210
Reposted by mindflakesdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It’s easy to panic, but that’s just one of the many good reasons to do it 131858
Reposted by mindflakesJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i can quickly and effortlessly solve puzzles intended for two-year-olds 361145108
Reposted by mindflakesbog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i just watched my cat phase through a wall 2516
Reposted by mindflakesmave @mave.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Don’t know why trick-or-treaters are annoyed I’m scooping guacamole into their bags. It’s a premium add-on 241189166
Reposted by mindflakesscary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026im playing with lethal weapons and biological hazards today if you want to come over 4687
mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026People don't tell each other to "scram" as often as they used to. Just one of many things we need to look into 1213521
Reposted by mindflakessplendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 01/10/2026i'm looking at pictures of wasps on the computer 926025
Reposted by mindflakesslop enjoyer @slop.guru · 02/10/2026in my culture it’s customary to stop at the fridge for a temporary snack on the way to the pantry for a long term snack 212826
Reposted by mindflakesmidgieeeek! @midgie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026giving my brain a fun little surprise by putting my slippers on the opposite feet and watching it look all wrong 0321
Reposted by mindflakesmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Hate it when my friend traps me under a cup then slides a piece of paper under it and throws me outside. Do you have any idea how long it took me to get into your house? 20806210
Reposted by mindflakesnathan @wiseposter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026just heard a classic owl. very nice 4746
Reposted by mindflakesjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026At its core, chess is all about taking turns 1229430
Reposted by mindflakesm@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 21/09/2026tired of self improvement can’t everyone else just get worse 612827
Reposted by mindflakesorcus @goblin.news · 20/09/2026I, for one, don’t think we should worry about the windowless castle assembling itself in the suburbs, or the activities it’s shrouded inhabitants ☺️ 16112
mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My many enemies will be pleased to know that I've somehow got both hands and both feet stuck in 4 separate jars 419542
Reposted by mindflakesYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026just made up a guy in my head: Rutherford B. Hotdogs. what do you think he’s all about 3117724
Reposted by mindflakes"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 05/10/2023has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance 81035147
mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When you get off the bus it's customary to say to the driver "You appeared to me in my dream as a shimmering resplendent tower of light and in that moment I knew that everything was going to be okay" 417844
Reposted by mindflakessweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026popping a couple of espresso beans into my mouth like they’re advil 418750
Reposted by mindflakes🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 30/09/2026with our powers combined we could have the power of one functional human being 5358
Reposted by mindflakesDVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i hate on the news how they say "guess what" and just sit there not blinking for 20 min while i guess. yo just tell me 1615
mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Word has it there's some good detritus drifting down from the ocean surface. I'm wiggling my eyestalks and clicking my pincers with excitement 423549
Reposted by mindflakesterror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My friend uses his flattened skull to squeeze his way into small crevices in the hardware store and curl up to sleep for the night 112018
Reposted by mindflakes'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 05/09/2026When I am king, email will be outlawed. If you want my attention you'll have to shout at me through a traffic cone 211238
mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 30/09/20263 indisputable facts: - I will not rest until I have eaten every potato on the planet - It's not clear if I fully understand what a potato is - I cannot be stopped 916322
Reposted by mindflakesViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Looking back on my life, I can’t help wondering how I got trapped in this shipping container 1223347
Reposted by mindflakesmave @mave.bsky.social · 01/10/2025I’m not saying it would fix everything, but have we considered a nationwide dance craze 2738194
Reposted by mindflakesDVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026a ant tried to go in my phone. thats for ME to go in 1959
mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm a big fan of lurking, looming, scurrying, scrambling, skulking, skittering, scrabbling and clambering, but at the end of the day nothing beats a good scamper 08412
Reposted by mindflakesMarly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I like this time of year because I can say things like, "I could see your creepy scarecrow eyes glowing from the road! Cool!" or "I like your incredibly large skeleton!" and nobody thinks twice. 214351
Reposted by mindflakesPAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A warm, soothing, buttery bowl of butter. 16121
mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I've read through my employment contract 3 times and at no point does it specify that I can't unleash bees in the office 415235
Reposted by mindflakeskorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Nobody has ever casually purchased a tarp. Something has happened. 1518870
Reposted by mindflakesVillein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026few are doing it like me. and for good reason 09619
mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Most people don't expect you to fire a trebuchet at their house, that's what makes it such a fun surprise 528760
Reposted by mindflakesterror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“Age is just a number” (friend who just unlocked his spin attack at 43 years old) 127446
Reposted by mindflakeslauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026hope everyone vanquished their enemies this weekend 4260458
mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's great when people post a photo of their very ordinary-looking dog and caption it "the most perfect dog in the world" because you know what? You're absolutely right. My initial appraisal was flawed 415313
Reposted by mindflakesBlather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Join the Month of the Month Club™ for only $8 a month! 67127
Reposted by mindflakesandy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 27/09/2026An authentication request has been sent to HARP. To verify your identity you must PLAY ENCHANTING MELODY ON HARP 112617
Reposted by mindflakesworms cited @christa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026In the 1600s you could write treatises for your friends as a gift. But friends don’t want treatises anymore 1834953
mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Matching speed with an ice cream truck doing 70mph on the highway and leaping onto it with a cutlass between my teeth 115626
Reposted by mindflakesSam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 31/01/2025I’ve quit telling people that I disagree with them. Instead, I now say, “I’m gonna have to agree with myself on this one.” It’s self-positive, non-confrontational, and just weird enough to end the conversation. 1635397853
