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I think British people claim to like Baked potatoes more than they actually do. I've seen a lot of baked potato takeaway places that go out of business. The baked potato is a totemic item in the consciousness of the Briton, the value of which is not in the eating, but in the possibility of doing so.

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Imagine working for the advertising branch for something like Bonjela. You'd be sitting there hoping your digital marketing strategy goes viral. I think that would make you seriously unwell.

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

At this point, I'm really thinking some dinner would be lovely

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Red Bull have reached out to me, and have asked me to attempt a sack race like no other

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My roster is stacked with the hardest geezers - they're at my beck and call.

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A protracted period of people's war has brought us to this decisive moment - saying "mmm daddy like" in a Yoda voice to prompt an unfair dismissal and associated legal rewards

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I've noticed that German speakers use "grobian" as an insult - this is because I am universally reviled by them

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

America is ready for its first diabetic president

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I was very touched to receive a birthday card from OPEC

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's my birthday today guys. I'm a 33 year old man and I'm going to work.

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Heading out into the fungal wastes to scavenge this morning

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ok guys. Let's get some constructive dialogue going.

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Median voters are aghast at shocking reports from Britain's High Streets

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Bluetooth lady on my headphones is Scottish and I wonder if it's a localisation thing or the only person they could get was from Stirling

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm going to put a more comfortable pair of indoor trousers on now. Cheers then 👍

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hope you don't get stressed out today or tomorrow .

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Certified Holistic Wellness Practitioner Here. When your Soul-Mate dies you WILL feel it even if you haven't met.

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A beautiful, 100% organic cotton t-shirt with the slogan "help me understand" printed front and back.

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

ebike stands for evil bicycle, due to their occult and unnatural workings

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Receiving death threats on Microsoft Teams™️

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ice cream's quite the delicious treat

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Rock n' Roll. The name conjures up images of life on the ocean wave, ah... Alas... We would not approach the coast at all until the advent of "beach rock", never mind the open seas and the trade winds.

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hi everyone. I hope you're all engaging with each other in good faith?

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Found some of my primary school report cards, and one noted "Grobian can accurately recount the life of Jesus in chronological order". That sort of thing is honestly very easy for me 😜

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's good to have a job where you operate and maintain a massive, expensive machine that will obliterate itself, and you, if you make a mistake. Learning to sidestep things like manual stops and other safety features is a transferrable skill, and completely necessary to get home on time

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I had a lecturer at college who had some stories. One was about when he was fishing with a friend, and his friend got hit by lightning. Another was about his methodology for being able to buy as much cocodamol as possible without being denied service, as he suffered constant migraines.

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Many artists spend years practicing so they can convincingly render the human form, yet few take the time to draw each individual tooth in uncanny detail.

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There's a pizza shop in Dunfermline that proudly claims to be "home of the Nutella pizza" - a clear sign of the cultural deficits inherent to the anglophone world

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We all have one mate that's like "teh heh XD" - but he's in his 30s now and doesn't do it anymore. What changed?

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My wee cat doesn't really understand game theory or realpolitik, so I just have to be a bit patient with her

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Fruit? That's just vegetables for children 🙄" Well... It's true that MOST fruit is great for people just starting their fibre journey, some fruit is way too advanced for children or beginners. Blanket statements like this actually muddy the waters. Fruit and veg are for everyone 🔊

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We are obsessed with the Tercio fighting formation, here, in the Hapsburg empire in the early modern period.

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

it's called "Reuters" because they Reut a load of shite constantly

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Later, I will go on the bus. Thank you.

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Congratulations. You've just been invited to the grand opening of my pop-up shop in a provincial shopping centre in terminal decline.

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Responding to every letter sent into my advice column with "Live virtuously, falter not"

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Dear diary. I just found out about Eminem and it feels like he's speaking just to me.

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"Right so I'm thinking if I put a lid on this pot, I can boil the pasta quicker with less fuel?" Ok, so, that's a good idea but you need to keep the starch factor in mind, you're going to experience a serious bubble-up in no time. That's seriously not good.

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I knew this guy who appreciated the finer things in life, and you should have seen his face when I told him about grit. "It's like big sand" , I told him.

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