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Ghøules @known-issues.bsky.social · 36m

male loneliness epidemic ? how about something real like the female boob sweat epidemic

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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 1h

i learned how to tie a t shirt for the first time today and feel like a new bitch. im gonna start tying so many things

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penny mason @rosegxldheart.bsky.social · 1h

🚓👮‍♂️ 🔫🐕

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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 1h

i saw some beautiful birds today and a cat and some squirrels and a spider eating a fly and golden leaves raining down from a 70 foot tall tree in the sunlight and dark red roses and some bees in a lavender bush and a woman complimented my tank top that says "drugs"

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 3h

ive laid the best plan for men but maybe ill make a plan for the mice as well while im at it

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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 4h

Women love loose leaf tea because it gives them an opportunity to use the little tea iron maiden and they’re oh so cruel

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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 13h

why do i have to take seriously someone whos political awakening was being asked para espanol oprima uno

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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 13h

its actually really rare for your ex to still be into you. its probably never happened to anyone else on earth. youre uniquely beautiful and good at sex which is why he cant stop thinking about you. i do think giving it a fifth shot would be smart, its obviously meant to be

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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 13h

i agree babe. her boyfriend was definitely leering at you because hes a creep and because his girlfriend is uglier than you. hes a disgusting pervert but youd also make a better girlfriend than his current one. i think itd be a great idea to ask for his number. thats a normal thing to do

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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 13h

youre not imagining it babe. everyone really does want to fuck you. theyre also all jealous of you and wish they could be you. they also secretly hate you and conspire against you behind your back. you dont sound crazy at all

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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 15h

should i order taco bell cuz i havent eaten today or go to bed and try the whole food thing tomorrow

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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 15h

texting her at midnight an asking if she wants to meet me in the woods with a pistol and a sword to settle things once and for all

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hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 22h

Welcome to Bluesky! Here are some helpful facts to help you with this website! 1: Bluesky is one of the websites 2: You can perform certain actions on this website, dependent on certain factors Thanks, and have a great time here, on Bluesky!

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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 22h

if i was a dragon i would hoard marbles instead of gold and i would challenge trespassers into my cave to a game and then if they won id still kill them

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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 22h

i legitimately want to hit anyone who says "what amazing weather" during a record breaking heat spike in october. this is evil weather you villain

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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 23h

when u get married to the sandman u sign a prenap

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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"i didnt vote for this" well i did. i actually added a request to my vote to make it even worse for you specifically

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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

water is the most consumed chemical on earth. some scientists estimate 70% of our bodies are filled with it. its even in our drinking supply. another fact: everybody who has ever had cancer has drank water at least once in their lives. join my seminar to learn the TRUTH about "h2o"

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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

if you cant imagine going a day without it, youre addicted. join my water-free rehab bootcamp today and release yourself from your vices

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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

[alternate reality where oysters dont exist] the world is your geoduck bro

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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

turn in your pronouns and your blue hair. youre off the case

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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

does anyone wanna run away to an abandoned island and live on the beach with me

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BoOoO oUtSiDe 🧡🖤 @iloveoutside.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

perils of Google translate number 44a. people seeking greater warning of volcanic eruption want sirens, *not* mermaids

"in case of volcanic eruption, you will hear mermaids. do not ignore the mermaids; they are there for your safety"

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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

wow this coffee tastes like shit. can i have some more?

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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

teenager in 2050 crying in bed listening to caravan palace writing in her ijournal how she has the soul of a superwholock and was born in the wrong generation

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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

cuddling a mysterious figure yet to be revealed to the audience

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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

iron giant is about dl trade hiding his trans girlfriend from his small town neighbors

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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

need a bad bitch to explain what a brushless motor is to me while sticking her fingers in my mouth

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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

if youre in portland and have a background in tech and are looking for a job my department is finally hiring again btw

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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

another beautiful day of liking lots of posts on my timeline

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JLP @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

puppy no naughtiness

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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 02/10/2026

throwing treats at you really hard

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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

hello. my name is Godblessyou Beautiful Warning. these are my three incredible children, Archangel, Figurine, and Dichotomy. to my left is my dragonoid he-servant Tomahawk the Inveigler, who has the arms of a man and a heart like a whip

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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026