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we printed him a little hat

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 13h
FRODO: They're called "chastity cages". SAM: That sounds good and well for your little peeper frog, but I don't see how one could handle my own bull toad. GOLLUM: We won't wear it! SAM: YOU'LL SLITHER YOUR STINKY LITTLE EEL IN THERE OR I'LL SLICE IT FROM YOU FOR MY MORNING SAUSAGE. GOLLUM: AAAAAAAAA
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 4h
giving my brain a fun little surprise by putting my slippers on the opposite feet and watching it look all wrong
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 6h
melting a little in my hot bath emerging smaller with my sharp edges blunted
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 6h
had my best yellow socks on but no one saw them found that jar of chinese sesame paste but it had all separated. and yet i’m still quite cheerful
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 6h
overnight ants
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 8h
give me big moths or no moths
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 8h
i met esther rantzen one time it’s not my fault she died though
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 8h
tofu broccoli and gochujang slop for tea
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nadira rodin @nadirarod.institute · 9h
a speck of lint that moves with the gait of a creature
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Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 13h
They're thinking seriously about turning all dogs into seals. They said it would solve a lot of society's problems.
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m @mjjii.com · 15h
from the zine
Fierce Pigeon Interview

I caught up with the pigeon who's taking Spunkton by storm for being "fierce" (stylish and confident).

What does a typical day look like for you?
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Is there anything you're really interested in lately?
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[digital art of a pigeon walking]
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 17h
jims jims jims coming in fast with 1000 likes ♥️ ty @jims.bsky.social
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 19h
good morning from this baby
pan cat is lying on the bed looking sweet with curled up paws
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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
siri, make a bunch of random noises. i'll know what to do with them
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I really can't stand anything about Tom Cruise
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
talking to someone today who in many ways i’m quite fond of but i suspect they probably watch gb news
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how fast can a person tow an empty horsebox over a rough track this afternoon the farm bros will attempt to find a definitive answer
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sailing 2000 miles to see you in my tiny science boat
headline on bbc news site that says:
Families separated by 2,000 miles help track down tiny science boat
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My 9 Games

Connect Four
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the thing is you don’t want to be a chuckler
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
(Gf is showing her friend around our house, I'm sitting on the couch watching tv) Gf: This is the living room. Friend: Wow, nice tv! Gf: Watch this (Gf pulls out a bubble wand and blows bubbles into the living room. I run around the living room popping them with glee) Gf: He loves his bubbles.
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
the ups guy let me take a random box off the truck for being good
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mattheween @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
weepcar riffs hit different on the cat keyboard 😤
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{ @postes.zip · 19/02/2025
if you die on linkedin you die in real life
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
why is it only 6° of warm outside
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i baked some carrot, orange, and raisin muffings
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walter (extra bone haver) @cucumber.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
you guys have a gander at these cool blue mushrooms i saw 😊 werewere-kōkako (entoloma hochstetteri)
two entoloma amongst ferns, and leaf litter
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
shall i bake something delicious
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byelilo @byelilo.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
“drink water” for what? just to piss again? life is a prison
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hey it’s kind of minging outside
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i have never watched the traitors will it annoy me
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
think my leg got screwed on wrong
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i’d been sitting funny and my leg had kind of gone to sleep so i was standing up trying to fix it amadeus came to check out what i was doing and decided to help by stretching up against my leg as high as he could go and sticking his claws into my thigh so he’d stay nice + tall thanks amadeus
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[Daft Punk voice] Burger Keeper Warmer Longer
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
drank some cider and it’s made my ears hot
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
just heard from a family person that they’ve gone to a friend’s costume party as “a crucified minion with a crown of thorns” so proud to be related to them
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
flooer
photo of an orange hawkweed flower which is very bright orange with lots of little petals like dandelion or a carnation. it’s pretty. but i looked it up and it turns out to have pollen that’s poisonous to bees and also to other plants so that’s an unhappy set of facts
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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you ever wonder about a mutual because you haven't seen their posts in a long time, and you look at their profile and you still follow them and they post 45 times a day
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All Is On @mrspotatodick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i'm having a lethargic reaction
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
big pink castle
photo of craigivar castle which is big and pink. koru is standing on the path leading towards the castle looking back at the camera. apparently this castle inspired the disney castle but this one definitely looks more ancient and scottish the front of the big pink castle. it has turrets and a lot of tiny wee windows. there are meant to be “abundant” pine martens on the estate here and there have even been sightings of wildcats but all of the interesting creatures were hiding :’(
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
moon birds
info board about house martins, which says: 

Migration theories
It's still not known exactly where in Africa house martins go in winter.
However, in the 17th century, people believed that martins and swallows remained in the UK and hibernated at the bottom of ponds.
An alternative theory was proposed by scientist Charles Morton who, finding no proof elsewhere, deduced they must fly to the moon.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Posting at 3AM during a sleep study, their machines are sparking and smoking, techs are running around
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
moonlight slithering into my room through the open window
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
opening a window to let the moonlight in
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it kept my burger warm for long 🎵
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
why is this comfy
koru is sleeping on the hard cold kitchen floor next to his bed. he is squashed between a kitchen chair, the edge of the bed, and the corner of the washing machine
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s boring at my house do you want to come over and we can set things on fire in the garden
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this hat looks like hux
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
all the windows open a little so the bird noise gets in 360°
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ripening hedgehogs
a photo of some prickly green sweet chestnuts (i think?) lying on the forest floor. or they’re some kind of woodland sprites
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