Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Woke up at 4:50am today, stumbled into the kitchen and ran into my 23-year old self coming in from the bars with a pint of ice cream. 1338
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 13hI promise you son, you don't want to text her that pic. She might be polite for your sake but this is all she sees. 812120
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Wanna feel old? March was three years ago 514437
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 23hWelcome to your 60’s, you’ve got the knees of an 87 year old. 48846
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 18hYall wanna see a puppy with hiccups getting mad 422723665
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 19hWe didn't have moshpits in the 80s, we just danced in circles like neanderthals with high hair and better makeup. 57836
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 19h*sharpening my nails on the cats' scratching post to show I'm not easily intimidated* 16224
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦Mark & The 🐾 Crew @markandthecrew.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sometimes you are able to capture a moment of magic and beauty. 1416827
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 22h“Christopher! What’s the rule?” “Don’t eat the Amazon guy?” “The other rule.” “Don’t eat the UPS guy?” “The OTHER rule.” “Stay off the furniture?” “That’s right.” 931772
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 17hVote like it will kill them when they lose 916241
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i say to every single person i pass by on the street, “it’s an honor to work with you in this simulation.” 04216
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦MrsFitz @mrsfitz.bsky.social · 14/05/2025If your fellow passenger moves their seat back, you can give them a gentle kiss on the forehead to express your appreciation. 4241103
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 20hsaying hellos ladies like andre the giant every time i pass some cows. i am saying this a lot. the cows continue chewing their grass in appreciation of my effort. 28018
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This day in history. 1916. Canadian Pte. James Richardson earned a Victoria Cross for parading in front of the enemy playing the bagpipes inspiring his comrades to capture a German entrenchment. He was shot dead of course, you can't expect men raised on Brahms to tolerate the old dudelsack for long. 36327
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026No offense, but why would you even wanna leave the belly of a whale when I bet it’s so comfy cozy & warm in there. Just a soft dark ship where you can relax & listen to Sea echoes forever 23217
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026taking a strangers hand so we make it across the street ok 520350
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You’ve been warned, parents. 3958090
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026is it taking a bath, it’s taking a bath isn’t it 79327
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Would you support a small business who makes things with rage instead of love 1711430
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Kids, back in my day we didn’t have autotune. If you couldn’t sing, they made you play the bass, and usually carry the amps too. That was your lot in life, and you just accepted it 612129
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦West Coast Toast 🇨🇦 @westcoasttoast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Wow... This is a great example of what @cbcnews.ca used to do so well. Excellent data driven content. www.cbc.ca/player/play/...cbc.caBuyers or renters: Who ends up richer?Home prices are dropping and stock markets are surging – so we have to ask: is it better to buy a home, or to rent and invest? CBC's Nael Shiab breaks that down for you. 011
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦Dak @dak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026There’s no moment more powerful than walking into the kitchen at 2am, eating shredded cheese by hand, and disappearing again like a haunted raccoon. 05414
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Watching British Columbia polls putting the Conservatives ahead of the NDP is certainly something. The conservatives are like we’re anti everything and fucking hate you all and we also don’t believe in science and we have some Nazi beliefs and voters are liking that?! 8184
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦Halbeerz @halz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Didn't win the lottery. Or a Nobel prize. This fucking day. 04118
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦BethRHylton @bethrhylton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026@drawcateveryday.bsky.social 👋 1213
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦KelleyBean ✌️☮️ @waterwriter23220.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Esme and Emma would like to say good morning and happy Thursday to all! #CatsOfBluesky 😻 2233
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Sometimes people come into your life to teach you a lesson, and hopefully it has nothing to do with math 313256
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I wouldn’t say I hold a grudge but I hope it rains on your viking funeral. 49041
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026History is full of firsts. Think of the first cars. The first airplanes. The first telephones. The first elevators. What did these things have in common? They all sucked. This is why it is far more important to be awesome. Remember the first pyramids? The fuck you do 59029
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 08/10/2026They're called wisdom teeth because they have incisor information ...and send 58620
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Who were the idiots in Metropolis who thought Superman was a bird or a plane? 1216940
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Downy woodpeckers will always let you know where the rot in your trim is 1115447
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Perfect day to go to the bogs and enjoy the sublime colors of the cranberry harvest. Wave if you see me. I’ll be there sunning my perineum. 2422167
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Before social media, we’d sit alone in our car at the sand pit and like and follow Dark Side of the Moon on our aftermarket speakers hoping the cops wouldn’t show up and kick us out 1816554
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Listened to a Cars song on the way home. It was just what I needed 3232477
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Bet I’m the only one here who has a fantasy football team named The Whispering Eye 95817
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I hope Sting doesn’t mind that I sing all his songs an octave down 2016837
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026ME: *uses ouija board to contact my dad* MY DAD’S GHOST: *lets ouija board go to voicemail* 410023
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦zappa-szep @zappaszep.bsky.social · 25/08/2026the weird thing is she has nothing to be embarrassed about today 3759
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hail Mary, full of grace You’ve got a lot on your plate. Whyn’t you chill for a bit And let Joseph do the dishes 48927
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Cash’s Hurt queued up before I could hit skip and well, that’s a day right there 1614744
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Read this. Read it now and read it carefully. This is very important: 26416
Reposted by Michele 🇨🇦donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I could fight a bunch of snakes if I had to. Probably wouldn’t win though 2323