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Michele 🇨🇦

@micheled.bsky.social
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Keep laughing. And watch the hockey. My posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mlxbel5wxu…

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Woke up at 4:50am today, stumbled into the kitchen and ran into my 23-year old self coming in from the bars with a pint of ice cream.
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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 13h
I promise you son, you don't want to text her that pic. She might be polite for your sake but this is all she sees.
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wanna feel old? March was three years ago
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 23h
Welcome to your 60’s, you’ve got the knees of an 87 year old.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 18h
Yall wanna see a puppy with hiccups getting mad
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 19h
We didn't have moshpits in the 80s, we just danced in circles like neanderthals with high hair and better makeup.
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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 19h
*sharpening my nails on the cats' scratching post to show I'm not easily intimidated*
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Mark & The 🐾 Crew @markandthecrew.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sometimes you are able to capture a moment of magic and beauty.
A lone Cormorant popping up from the water with a mist rising from the water's surface with a reflection of trees in the ripples of the water. A beautiful morning scene at the lake
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
stay mad bitch
binoochi on ig sweet chihuahua x pomegranate 
binoochiclub@gmail.com
linktr.ee/binoochi
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 22h
“Christopher! What’s the rule?” “Don’t eat the Amazon guy?” “The other rule.” “Don’t eat the UPS guy?” “The OTHER rule.” “Stay off the furniture?” “That’s right.”
A man points and seemingly scolds a bear standing on a couch by a window.
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 17h
Vote like it will kill them when they lose
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 21h
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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i say to every single person i pass by on the street, “it’s an honor to work with you in this simulation.”
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MrsFitz @mrsfitz.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
If your fellow passenger moves their seat back, you can give them a gentle kiss on the forehead to express your appreciation.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 20h
saying hellos ladies like andre the giant every time i pass some cows. i am saying this a lot. the cows continue chewing their grass in appreciation of my effort.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This day in history. 1916. Canadian Pte. James Richardson earned a Victoria Cross for parading in front of the enemy playing the bagpipes inspiring his comrades to capture a German entrenchment. He was shot dead of course, you can't expect men raised on Brahms to tolerate the old dudelsack for long.
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Liv’n Each Day Liberal @liveitlearn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 08/10/2026
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No offense, but why would you even wanna leave the belly of a whale when I bet it’s so comfy cozy & warm in there. Just a soft dark ship where you can relax & listen to Sea echoes forever
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
taking a strangers hand so we make it across the street ok
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You’ve been warned, parents.
MOVIE REVIEW
I Called Him Morgan
*** (Out of four stars)
• Directed by Kasper Collin.
Distributed by Submarine Deluxe.
• Running time: 1 hour, 29 mins.
• Parent's guide: Not rated (adult themes, drug use, murder, jazz).

[I circled JAZZ in red]
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
is it taking a bath, it’s taking a bath isn’t it
Diver finds turtle face down in a sea sponge. You won’t believe what it’s doing 🐢🛁
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Would you support a small business who makes things with rage instead of love
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Kids, back in my day we didn’t have autotune. If you couldn’t sing, they made you play the bass, and usually carry the amps too. That was your lot in life, and you just accepted it
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West Coast Toast 🇨🇦 @westcoasttoast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wow... This is a great example of what @cbcnews.ca used to do so well. Excellent data driven content. www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
cbc.ca
Buyers or renters: Who ends up richer?
Home prices are dropping and stock markets are surging – so we have to ask: is it better to buy a home, or to rent and invest? CBC's Nael Shiab breaks that down for you.
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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There’s no moment more powerful than walking into the kitchen at 2am, eating shredded cheese by hand, and disappearing again like a haunted raccoon.
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Watching British Columbia polls putting the Conservatives ahead of the NDP is certainly something. The conservatives are like we’re anti everything and fucking hate you all and we also don’t believe in science and we have some Nazi beliefs and voters are liking that?!
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Halbeerz @halz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Didn't win the lottery. Or a Nobel prize. This fucking day.
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BethRHylton @bethrhylton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@drawcateveryday.bsky.social 👋
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KelleyBean ✌️☮️ @waterwriter23220.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Esme and Emma would like to say good morning and happy Thursday to all! #CatsOfBluesky 😻
My kitty, EsmeMy kitty, Emma
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sometimes people come into your life to teach you a lesson, and hopefully it has nothing to do with math
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wouldn’t say I hold a grudge but I hope it rains on your viking funeral.
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
History is full of firsts. Think of the first cars. The first airplanes. The first telephones. The first elevators. What did these things have in common? They all sucked. This is why it is far more important to be awesome. Remember the first pyramids? The fuck you do
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They're called wisdom teeth because they have incisor information ...and send
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Who were the idiots in Metropolis who thought Superman was a bird or a plane?
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Downy woodpeckers will always let you know where the rot in your trim is
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Perfect day to go to the bogs and enjoy the sublime colors of the cranberry harvest. Wave if you see me. I’ll be there sunning my perineum.
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Michele 🇨🇦 @micheled.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s okay! Saved you some cake!😂
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Before social media, we’d sit alone in our car at the sand pit and like and follow Dark Side of the Moon on our aftermarket speakers hoping the cops wouldn’t show up and kick us out
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Listened to a Cars song on the way home. It was just what I needed
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bet I’m the only one here who has a fantasy football team named The Whispering Eye
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hope Sting doesn’t mind that I sing all his songs an octave down
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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 07/10/2026
baby gorl
my tabby cat, frankie, stretched out and napping on my bed.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ME: *uses ouija board to contact my dad* MY DAD’S GHOST: *lets ouija board go to voicemail*
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zappa-szep @zappaszep.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
the weird thing is she has nothing to be embarrassed about today
leilani, shorthair calico, with her face buried between her forepaws
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hail Mary, full of grace You’ve got a lot on your plate. Whyn’t you chill for a bit And let Joseph do the dishes
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cash’s Hurt queued up before I could hit skip and well, that’s a day right there
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Read this. Read it now and read it carefully. This is very important:
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I could fight a bunch of snakes if I had to. Probably wouldn’t win though
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Michele 🇨🇦 @micheled.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thanks! 💖
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