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Whaley Queen of the Woke

@simonwhale.bsky.social
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Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. I tend to tweet at night ....mostly Follows Back Like Buffalo Bill With A Tub Of Lotion

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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
😂😂
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rimmer
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That’s one piss up for him
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did not know that London has the second most Ai businesses of any city in the world. That’s where the android interment camps will be then rounding up the human survivors Still probably still leaves Spurs fans feeling a bit chirpier given their current problems
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Robot Dies
ALT: Robot Dies
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Manchester City faces the realistic threat of relegation after an independent commission found them guilty of 114 out of 115 financial breaches. Official sanctions have not yet been finalized, but expulsion or a catastrophic points deduction remain highly possible outcomes”
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Antonio Banderas' Satisfied Reaction
ALT: Antonio Banderas' Satisfied Reaction
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Be interested to see how Daniel would feel someone popping his tyres as he drove down the motorway . What a complete and utter bastard I hope he’s prosecuted for attempted manslaughter
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gave my son the phone to order some smoothie ingredients It went predictably
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Claim “TRUMP Approval Rating in the Republican Party is now 95%, A RECORD. Second place is Ronald Reagan at 86%.” Either the poll is measuring loyalty rather than competence, or the GOP has finally turned into a North Korean fan club. Hard to tell these day with President Paedo in charge of
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Brutal 🤣
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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
President Obama, "Imagine if I had pulled Fox News's credentials from the White House Press corp. You're laughing but this is what's happening" "Who are we as a country and what values do we stand for?"
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🤣
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression theonion.com/trump-says-recession-u…
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Trump Making The EU Great Again
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s one thing to ignore it that’s heinous enough but to actually promote it is fucking sick
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
‘Culture’ minister 🤣
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This 👌
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The same utter bell ends that endlessly drone on about Burka’s You always end up dressing like the thing you hate
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
FAFO President Paedo
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Whose on the other cheek , Epstein ? 🫣🤣
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Good to see the club paying a homage to Al Fayed @theanfieldwrap.bsky.social #redsky
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This looks amazing so which famous people would do well and who would be eaten ? I’ll start , I’d want to partner up with Farage as every day he’d mysteriously find ‘gifts’ deposited at his door with absolutely no ties expected www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
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Apocalypse: this end-of-days survival show is an absolute slam dunk
Geeks, toffs and biceps go to war in a wild survival experiment that answers that eternal question: if society collapsed, could you cope? This is going to be huge!
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Honestly who are these people that feel they can decide over someone’s right to their own life. Forcing people to go through abject pain in their final months and years of life is abhorrent
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Another day , another dodgy donation from a criminal crypto Good to see the establishment is rallying behind Nige🤣🫣 The government needs to ban this bollocks literally the definition of anti democracy news.sky.com/story/reform...
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Reform UK given record £36m donation from crypto billionaire Ben Delo
The sum comes after a summer dominated by scrutiny of Nigel Farage's party, including an ongoing criminal investigation into allegations it breached rules on political donations.
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Farage on Laura Kuennsberg Well I’m convinced 🤣🤣🫣 Utter car crash “I wasn’t listening” corrupt as fuck
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The political joke that writes itself Canada is the top export customer for 27 US states, and Mark Carney has openly targeted retaliation at red states. Of the top 10 export-dependent states, 8 voted Trump. North Dakota with 82% of exports going north, gave Trump a 32-point win is
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Amazing 🤣👌
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Only surprised 7/11 hasn’t gone up too
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Buuuuurn
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
🤣
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fucking state of this delusion
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Or just President Epstein
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
He should have paid the ultimate price just for wearing that top Let alone the whole traitor angle The really sad part of the story is he didn’t even have to give his life supporting Russia & Putin like that, not when he could’ve just joined Reform
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 24/08/2026
NEW: A Jan. 6 defendant laughed in court and bragged to a judge that Trump would save him. Trump did. Now he’s back behind bars, facing life in prison in a case Trump can’t pardon.
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Trump Pardoned Him. Now This Jan. 6 Rioter Could Spend Life Behind Bars
Trump saved John Banuelos from his Jan. 6 prosecution. He can’t save him from what comes next.
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
🤣
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Fucking imbecile
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
🤣🤣
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Freedom of speech - bahahahaha
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Mar a Lago Capones…
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Terrifying
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Gone full Graham Linehan Never go full Graham Linehan
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
JESUS I THOUGHT TRUMP HAD PRESSED THE BUTTON ACCIDENTALLY TRYING TO ORDER A PIZZA THANK GOD THESE CORDS ARE ALREADY BROWN !!
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