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Del - Martian Observer

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Interests: Mars, space, photography, and blender 3D. Location: Hampshire, UK. Mars images: www.flickr.com/photos/134331707@N02… Mars images and updates: @mars.martian-observer.net Ko-fi ko-fi.com/martian_observer

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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 6h
Time to draw a line under the day and go get some sleep, I think - 'night all
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SETI Institute @setiinstitute.bsky.social · 6h
Could we grow our own food on the Moon or Mars? 🌱 Tomorrow, SETI Institute's Dr. Agata Zupanska joins ScienceKind to explore the challenges of farming beyond Earth—including radiation, reduced gravity, and lunar and Martian regolith. 🧪 🔭 👩‍🔬 📅 Oct. 1, 9:30 am PDT buff.ly/hUgfO0B
sciencekind.com
https://www.sciencekind.com/t/sk-cutting-edge-farming-beyond-earth-the-real-challenges-of-growing-plants-on-the-moon-and-mars-by-agata-zupanska-october-1st-at-9-30-am-pacific-sign-up-here/2722/2
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Canberra Tragic @emoneconomist.bsky.social · 21h
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!!!!!!!!!!! Happy New Mir!! 🥳❤️💚💙🎊
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p.s @p-s-v.bsky.social · 7h
Close-up view of clouds on Jupiter The small patches of white are cloud tops, soaring above the main, colourful cloud layer. Image from NASA's Juno spacecraft during its 38th close approach to Jupiter on 29 November 2021, processed by Kevin Gill www.flickr.com/photos/kevin...
Close-up view of clouds on Jupiter
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I beat my own record: it was 3 minutes 27 seconds before my first scream of the day.
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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 9h
really can't ever hear It's Raining Men without thinking of the sheer horror of it. fucking hell they're everywhere oh my god they're falling apart oh my god it's horrible I'm covered in bits of men what did this tornado pick up a MAGA convention-
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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 9h
I smell a nothing burger being cooked
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 20h
Most TV is just this now.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 9h
Is he declaring war on Butlins?
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 9h
Jeeeeeesus wept.
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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 14h
I took one glance at that article and decided I wanted nothing to do with it because it was clearly bollocks
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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 14h
I will never subscribe to your Only Fans account, one post new follower, so you might as well just jog on.
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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 15h
GP asked me to do a blood pressure check on the machine at the surgery. Did that, now I've had a text saying can I do home readings twice a day for a week because it was high 😬 I don't happen to have a BP monitor but they will lend me one for a £10 deposit (which I don't have rn) lol
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 15h
UPDATE: After our investigation into that company that buys struggling news sites and turns them into AI-powered content mills, it has halted publication -- at least for now futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com
That Company That Buys Struggling News Sites and Turns Them Into AI-Powered Content Mills Has Halted Publishing After a Futurism Investigation
Brown Brothers Media has halted publication at its wide-ranging AI-powered content farm empire -- for now, at least.
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alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16h
he was a boy. he was back in town. can i make it any more obvious?
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Yaroslava @strategywoman.bsky.social · 17h
Drone attack in Kyiv. We have had only 52 minutes without an air raid threat since midnight. It’s 3:37 pm here. I took my camera and went to the city centre. Because life should be lived even under such abnormal circumstances.
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 17h
Obviously it’s not, because this exists: m.youtube.com/watch?v=1i73...
m.youtube.com
"Let there be a thousand blossoms bloom!" Bob Katter on same-sex marriage
YouTube video by ABC News (Australia)
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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 17h
Pilots taken to hospital after reported cockpit fight and stabbing on Dubai-Tel Aviv flight The plane had to be landed by two other pilots who were travelling with passengers at the back of the aircraft
bbc.co.uk
Israel Dubai flight: Pilots taken to hospital, says airport, after reported cockpit stabbing
The mother of a passenger tells Israeli media her daughter described people screaming as the plane dropped 17,000ft in less than two minutes.
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 17h
Real music is made with soul. AI music is made by arseholes.
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Paul harvest lune @paultype5.bsky.social · 22h
Ah yes, food selection and strategic loafing. The story of my success was never going to stay secret. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
'Backpack' declared Alaska's Fat Bear Week winner
"Backpack" defeated a bear known only as "910" in the final round of the annual competition.
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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 17h
nicksaraev not joking so much as jerking himself off in public, here
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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 17h
Does Amazon really want its delivery drivers punched in the face
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Dave Lee @davelee.me · 17h
Amazon is ramping up its program to give delivery drivers smart glasses. The device captures still images constantly from the moment the driver leaves his van and walks to your door, potentially thousands per shift. You can’t opt out www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
bloomberg.com
Amazon Drivers’ Smart Glasses Are Going to Be an Image Problem
Coming soon up a garden path near you: an Amazon.com Inc. driver wearing smart glasses, almost constantly taking pictures and sending them back to the company to be analyzed by humans and fed into an ...
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*sticks pinky out*
Sign on wall reads "Please urinate with precision and elegance." (Chinese translation above)
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah. That’s exactly what happened.
After the hearing, Schmitt insisted he'd gotten nothing wrong, but he seemed less sure Smith had committed perjury.
"I don't know if Jack Smith's lying or not. It was the only game - Atlanta was the only NBA game or men's college basketball game that night at 7:30,
Schmitt told HuffPost.
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
saying "hope everyone can be normal today" as i log on to the no one can be normal site
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vortex_egg @vortexegg.com · 29/09/2026
I’ve been noting that one of the main use cases that everyday users had already been putting LLMs and agents to use is the compilation of dossiers for peer-on-peer surveillance and automated gang-stalking (swarm-stalking) of other citizens, so of course Meta is copying that as a feature.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I sneezed during an Earth, Wind & Fire song and touched God
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Mostly Harmless @whalepetunias.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
as strange or inexplicable as the rules of the game of Brockian UltraCricket, as played in the higher dimensions. A full set of rules is so massively complicated that the only time they were all bound together in a single volume, they underwent gravitational collapse and became a Black Hole.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Two Schmitt staffers realizing this might be their last day.
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In 1978, a mother had a baby girl. She looked down at this child and said, "I will name her Alison. And one day, when she has her own babies, they shall call her BRUH"
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
reading the replies on here and practicing radical empathy by running head first straight into drywall
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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 29/09/2026
Trying to work out what the latest version of Blender is that will work on this 2012 linux mint laptop, lol - probably 3.6 (latest version is 5.2). Doubt it's worth attempting 3D but blender was also my favourite short video editor and I miss it.
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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 29/09/2026
My Orthopaedic Choice journey continues; the consultant suspects that it is fluid in the bursa that is giving me so much heel pain and I've been referred for ultrasound to confirm - if so then the plan is to inject the bursa with an anti-inflammatory.
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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It was called the Dada art movement. Maybe you've absurd of it?
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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My biggest professional disappointment is that in all the time I spent in HR I never had the opportunity in an interview to say ‘please explain the gap in your resume’ to a candidate when they listed The Gap as an employer.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
What's fun about this whole contretemps and why it's worth watching again is how smirky Schmitt starts out - this is going to be his big moment – and how honest a puzzled Smith comes off, and how sharp Klobuchar was to quickly figure out the basic mistake. And then how pissy Schmitt gets at her.
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Was interviewed by a US journalist today who asked if we were all panicking about terrorists at Fairford, which ended with me trying to explain dogging.
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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 29/09/2026
How the RAF Fairford incident went from 'suspected bomb plot' to police bail. Basically you can't hold people on suspicion of explosives offences in the absence of evidence of explosives and it shouldn't need saying but you really shouldn't believe a word Trump says about anything.
bbc.co.uk
How did the RAF Fairford incident go from 'suspected bomb plot' to police bail?
Detectives are entering a vital stage of the investigation, with a number of options still open, the BBC's Daniel Sandford writes.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
OnlyFans but it's just me consuming a Costco rotisserie chicken in the parking lot.
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Bluesky Status @status.bsky.app · 29/09/2026
We made a change that caused the site to go down again. We are undoing that change and monitoring. status.bsky.app
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 29/09/2026
Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer xkcd.com/3304/
4-panel comic. (1) April 2023: [JUICE space probe flying away from Earth] FROM EARTH: *JUICE* is en route to explore the icy moons of Jupiter! JUICE: *Wheee!* (2) August 2024: [JUICE flying past Earth] JUICE: ...So which planet was I visiting again? I got distracted. FROM EARTH: Jupiter! JUICE: Right, OK. (3) September 2026: [JUICE flies past Earth again] JUICE: Is Jupiter the one with all the rings? Or... FROM EARTH: No, the big one near it. JUICE: Got it! (4) January 2029: [JUICE returning to fly past Earth again] JUICE: And *which* moons am I looking at? FROM EARTH: Oh my *god*. FROM EARTH: Now I get why we budgeted for so many Earth flybys.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I guess if you don’t have actual intelligence, the artificial kind would seem super.
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
Approximately 200 cases of spontaneous human combustion have occurred worldwide and frankly, that’s nowhere near enough.
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Arsenal were so bad at Brighton last week, the performance was the starting point for an actual rescue mission. www.devonlive.com/news/devon-n...
devonlive.com
'Rubbish' Arsenal result led to life-saving Devon mud rescue
Alastair Cass from Chumleigh had walked outside following the football score when he heard a strange noise in the valley
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 29/09/2026
No explosives were found in vehicles searched after arrests were made Sunday near a military base run by the U.S. in England, British counterterror police say.
bit.ly
British police say no explosives found after arrests near a US-run military base
British counterterror police confirm no explosives were found in vehicles searched after arrests near a US-run military base.
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Riding With Robots @ridingrobots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Curiosity has discovered many rock gardens on Mars, but the one it's tending to right now might be my favorite so far.
A robotic hand in contact with bright, flat, flagstone-like bedrock, which is crossed by swirls of dark sand.
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David Higham @oldtrotter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This must be up there with the most misleading headlines of all time, it's about the abolition of VAT on domestic electricity bills which will cut the cost of charging an EV at home, whether or not you have a driveway, relative to what it would have been. View this as a public service on my part.
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Maggie Harrison Dupré @mharrisondupre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meanwhile, Cambridge Analytica's former website is now an AI slop/plagiarism farm futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com
Someone Has Brought Cambridge Analytica Back as a Zombie Slop Farm
Cambridge Analytica has returned, in a very 2026 way: CambridgeAnalytica.org is now an AI-powered content farm.
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