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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 4h

I've noticed that one of the things Instagram seems to be trying to sell me is "the concept of a shed"

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~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 8h

Sure it's strange to seek inspiration from a fiver but there's something even more bizarre about viewing the natural world as being primarily for very young children.

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

just absolutely nectarmaxxed, mogged sainsbo's for a thousand points off half a basket

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

get Lando and eye bath jesus christ, is that the smog getting to him or what? looks unbelievably painful his eyes are literally swollen and red

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

this entire fucking season of F1 is so fucking annoying I'd actually forgotten how much this fucking sport pisses me off fucking hell

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Imogen Heap x Glee national anthem very interesting choice, will probably rank highly this season, especially with the end of year bias #AnthemVision

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

has... has Martin been told to be more polite on the gridwalk or something. he's spoken to several women and not been dismissive or weird

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Mike (They/Them) 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mxmike.co.uk · 11/10/2026

Bethany wore a “Protect The Dolls” t-shirt during rehearsals. The BBC posted it on their socials then quietly deleted and reposted it without showing her from the front. On TV last night they actually blurred the message #Strictly

Bethany Antonia rehearsing for Strictly Come Dancing in a Protect The Dolls t-shirt

Bethany Antonia rehearsing for Strictly Come Dancing in a Protect The Dolls t-shirt that’s been edited to look like a plain white t shirt

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Catherine Fletcher @catherinefletcher.info · 11/10/2026

The really worrying finding in this research is that 37% of UK adults believe in the Great Replacement theory

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Ray Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

That time someone dumped a toy house on the cemetery wall and, when I crouched a bit, some ✨ Hollywood Magic ✨ occurred.

A plastic dolls house sitting on a wall, taken from an angle which makes it look as if it might be one of the houses on the street.

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

it's worth staying alive so you can listen to Shine by Years & Years another few times

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

clocking in at the pissing me off factory expecting something other than being pissed off every weekend

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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 10/10/2026

We're all drinking the kool aid, folks. Even the investors who don't like the stuff are struggling to figure out how to avoid it. 🎁:- as.ft.com/r/310cd6d8-3...

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Jennie Kermode @jenniekermode.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

My partner and I were once stripping down an old computer when it suddenly produced the message "I can't recover from this." We both felt terrible - because we have normal, healthy empathy. That feeling, however, did not mean that it was alive.

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

hate when I'm like yeah you should be under investigation for BEING A STUPID BITCH but like, fair

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I wake up, things are terrible, worse things happen, Max Verstappen wins a sprint race

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PLDH @pldhnet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Need everyone to see this

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Ed Jefferson @edjefferson.com · 09/10/2026

this is true

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

oh my god. I slightly thought this might be a shitpost because I also hate these weird things but it turns out it's because they CONTAIN ASBESTOS

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

a fun thing about having run a pub at any time is that for an infinite time into the future you will be contacted by their delivery people regardless of how long that's been

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

truly 30+ years of watching Formula 1 has put me in good stead for now paying attention to West Ham because I sit down to a sporting fixture assuming it will make me very upset

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

"people who join the Greens are weirdos and unserious cranks lol" - no they're not, they're almost entirely single or a couple of issues motivated people who fucking HATE the fascists in charge. if you think people who don't hate trans people are cranks that's prob what the fuck is wrong with you

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I have never watched even 30 seconds of The Traitors in any format because I work a very much evenings (and mornings and weekends) job but I do feel like I understand it on a spiritual level. There's regulars in your pub and some of them are dicks and you're trying to stop them being dicks to the-

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Spookably UnAwake @lamentablyawake.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Never fond of "history will judge this harshly" comparisons but my goodness does this look like a graph that will feature in so many future history, geography and economics textbooks. If there is a future OFC.

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

instagram keeps advertising me snortable sauerkraut which seems like the absolute worst possible thing to do to yourself and also sauerkraut

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I need someone to tell me not to spend £12 on Mothman tights I will wear a frankly over-estimated once at most

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

might be pipe dreaming here but given my past success with sports (and "sports") events I am quite tempted to do some sort of sports zine making thing in my pub. idk why but it just feels like a) the kind of thing we could actually do b) fun

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

it's so annoying that I have to be a senior technical person if i tweet about car bullshit not just have, how u say, the lol like a normal person just because I also do the technical bullshit goodness me mamma mia

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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Lidl, you and I have very different ideas of "funsize" cucumbers

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I'm trying to like, lightly therapise myself about What Happened In Motorsport bc I can't carry on going through life being nebulously upset about some shit to do with cars and whatever, it's just embarrassing. so I might start cringily writing up a few bits of it somewhere or something.

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Richard Porter @sniffpetrol.com · 07/10/2026

Happy New Jaguar Opinions Day! Personally, I think it looks terrific but who cares what I think? What's more interesting is how this car ended up like this and how long it's been in the making.

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

the Jaguar Type 01 looks like it's designed to smoke cigarettes in it. possibly from a cigarette holder.

the interior of the Jaguar Type 01 looking back from the dashboard over the four seats, which are split with an unusual interior beam down the middle and are made of soft cream leather-looking material and a more tan wool. the car's interior is arched towards a central, frosted sunroof.

the Jaguar Type 01 from the exterior; it is a brushed silver colour and is a large, heavy on the bonnet space sedan which makes almost no sense whatsoever for an EV unless it has allowed room for your golf clubs in the, I shudder to call it this, 'frunk'

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

teams have got to stop doing this to their women's sides. it's bad enough half of them don't officially play at the main ground anyway but changing it last minute sucks even more mind you I s'pose MK Dons think one place is much like another place so long as they give it the same name

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

genuinely think no one has enjoyed being an F1 driver less than Lance Stroll, which makes the fantastic amounts of resources used to get him and keep him in a seat even wilder

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MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer @stuckfuelnozzle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'm sorry but Millennials who grew up Online are old enough now that we do not have to pretend that these are "weird internet outlier cases," that are opaque to the average person. We know exactly where online these people find these spaces and we know where they go from there.

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

there's a Formula E team entry that's extremely fragile and hanging on the 'not viably going to happen this year' side of the balance of probabilities and the series is posting about showcasing a Gen4 car at a fashion convention featuring Kanye West. are you well.

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

the American Dirk Gently swerved from one of the best bits of telly I've ever seen in S1 to one of the most godawful things I've ever sat through in S2. just the biggest drop off of all time.

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Labour do NOT understand how strongly people feel about Palestine and how many people joined the Greens as single issue voters about it. yes, a lot of people are not having academic-grade discourse about what Zionism is; they just want the horrible genocide unfolding in front of us to be stopped

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

yeah but Atomic Blonde does this and it's fucking brilliant

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