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Scott Innes @flyinginside.bsky.social · 5h

Damn, better cash in my longterm investments then

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Amol Rajan: ‘I know a lot of people think of me as that nice, warm man from the news…’ #CelebrityTraitors

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The trump FTC, that FTC? Look at who will benefit.

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It's like those stupid jeans. Talk about victims of fashion.

NeV-T @nev-t.bsky.social · 8h

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🟠 PERSEVERANCE 1981-1991 © NASA/JPL-Caltech/MSSS/NeV-T Q-VIEW - live.staticflickr.com/65535/555634... Gigapan - gigapan.com/gigapans/239... GIGAmacro - viewer.gigamacro.com/view/LFhJQOY... Gigapan Website - www.nev-t-gigamacros.com #Mars #science #NASA

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 5h

Operation Paperclip 1946. In soviet controlled Germany, 2500 nazi engineers were deported to USSR to help build soviet weapons & rockets using Nazi technology & expertise. So Sputnik and Gargarin were built on nazi knowledge. But when we do it its anti imperialism

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That or it's a slightly radioactive yellow dildo

Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 5h

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JD Vance’s sofa just turned up on Marketplace.

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Sadly, we have these thick as shit dopey fucks over here too.

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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 6h

True story, I used to cycle past those studios and that fucking banana twice a day on the way to and from work in 1979

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It's not really a conflict, Minnesota judges are right, Trump's inJustice Department is wrong.

Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 6h

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Our obsession with unfeasibly large vegetables. It continues. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Gloucester man grows
'world's tallest cucumber'.

It’s a big yellow willy.

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 6h

Pardoning Tricky Dicky to own the libs

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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 6h

So, is anyone running book on how soon Romesh gets 'murdered'

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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 6h

The only way I'd watch Celebrity Traitors is if someone like Hannah Fry was on. hang on, I'm receiving an upda— ooh

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Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 15h

The diagrams on pants packaging that illustrate the fit should also show how much of a full bush they can competently contain, so that we all go into the experience clear about the percentage of pubes that will be jazz handsing out the sides

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Dirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 9h

POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer

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Eccentrist Dad @slothlydad.bsky.social · 11h

I know.. LinkedIn.. but still, LOLs are LOLs.

"I interviewed for a contractor role at Ticketmaster and when they asked me what my day rate is I told them I operate a dynamic pricing model and they said they couldn’t operate like that and I laughed for a really long time and showed them how much I paid for Beyoncé tickets and anyway long story short they escorted me from the building". - Helena Langdon on LinkedIn.

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Kara Jane Adams @ghostinexile.bsky.social · 8h

It’s just really annoying that now when people employ the trope of “you wouldn’t hit a man with glasses?” you have to respond with “what kind of glasses?” life was so much simpler in my day.

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Kevin M. Gill @kevinmgill.bsky.social · 8h

150 Seconds of City Light - A stack of 10 images, 15 seconds each, taken by Anil Menon aboard the International Space Station on September 20th. flic.kr/p/2sDNZ95

Streaks of light from stars (above) and city lights (below). Steaks are interrupted periodically during breaks in the exposures. The atmosphere appears green. Some components of the ISS are seen at the edges.

NASA/ISS/JSC/ESRS/University of Texas at El Paso/Anil Menon/Kevin M. Gill

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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 8h

Phrazle 636: 3/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟪⬜ ⬜🟨🟪⬜🟪 🟨🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜🟪⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #phrazle solitaired.com/phrazle @emoneconomist.bsky.social @ghobubo.bsky.social

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Fernando Salvaterra @salvaterra.bsky.social · 12h

and the final is between quartz VS cuprite. i'm torn, honestly. #mincup26 #minerals

illustration of two minerals competing in the Mineral Cup 2026 final: quartz VS cuprite. both crystals represented here as a rose cluster and a cherry-red chunk

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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 10h

Smart people don't bloviate about how smart they think they are

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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 10h

RIP Marat Mambetov, hero of Ukraine.

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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 11h

Problem with taking Netanyahu's comments on the pilot-on-pilot incident on a flight from Dubai to Tel Aviv yesterday at face value is that war criminals have absolutely fuck all credibility

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Kenneth F. Duggan 🇨🇦 @kfduggan.bsky.social · 13h

Perhaps the most dangerous hunting accidents in the Middle Ages weren't accidents at all: they were actually instances of killer rabbits hunting humans. All people from emperor to lowly peasants feared these rabbits, especially the killer Rabbit of Caerbannog (from Monty Python😊).🧵7/7

A rabbit is reloading a crossbow in the left side of the image while another rabbit on the right side of the image is carrying away a human that has been hunted. The human is hanging upside-down from a staff that is being held over the rabbit's shoulder. In the centre is a human hiding in a small tree, seemingly hoping that he won't be killed. Beneath his is another, smaller rabbit that is looking up at him in the tree.
Ref: Roman d’Alexandre, Bodleian Library, MS. Bodl. 264 (14th century).

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It's cockaknee rhyming slang, people

James Ball @jamesrball.com · 12h

Just a reminder that if you believe code can feel pain you are certifiably chicken oriental

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"Hegseth, unable to see that the chaos around him is his own fault, is purging those competent enough to give good advice…Others suggest that a hopelessly out-of-his-depth Hegseth is focusing on issues like shaving, physique, workouts, and wokery because he can, at least, understand those."

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Hegseth’s 'fatties' purge has peaked. He can't see the incompetent one is him

Trump's Defence Secretary is obsessed with beards, physique and wokery because he can at least understand them. In every other area, he is completely out of his depth

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Jo Kibble (Political Animal) @politicanimal.bsky.social · 12h

Stick them on a tapestry-replacement rail service on the Elizabeth Line to see the replica in Reading. They’ll never know the difference.

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I'm really not getting what they are concerned about here.

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